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Mr-Fusion

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There is a sexy chinese girl at work who seems to secretly take pictures of me with her mobile phone. You know how those chinese girls dress? So amazing compared to the drab jeans western girls wear. They're ****ing hot man. She was taking pictures and i turned around and she looked very shocked and embarassed.

Why is she taking pictures of me? Perhaps she goes home and massages her honey pot while looking at those pictures? Oh and a couple of weeks ago she called me over to ask me a question, i looked at her desktop on her computer and there was a picture file with my fricking name on it. Weird.

By god, yes i have dreamed of this kind of porn scenario in my younger days but i'm married now!! WTF STUPID TIMING. Why couldn't this have happened when i was 16.

Help.
 
Tell her to send pics of her naked and then post them here.
 
yeah, technically, yanking one to pictures is not cheating. figure out a way to exchange suggestive and nude pictures with her, and when your wife is out, take care of that.
 
Research photography. Deciding how delicious you'd be in a stir fry.

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MAN!
 
A married man asking for help on the forums...

By God, how low we've sunk.
 
Sure, risk your marriage for a few questionably fappable photos. I mean, it's not like the internet is filled with hot pics...
 
She's collecting pics of you to show the cops who raped her.
 
She's a Chinese spy. Inform the authorities at once.
 
I am quite jealous right now :angry:


Does not compute.
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Wanker, how about spreading the wealth?....like oh I dunno....giving me her number. :)


Anyway don't diss the jeans, as long as they aren't a whale a nice pair of jeans can really complement a nice arse, Asian or otherwise.



Seriously dude, just ignore it, and take quiet pride in being some girls fap material, but ignore it, Asian women ARE ****ING INSANE


I cite 5 years with a Japanese woman as authority on this subject.

Move on, married man, move on, and if your not happy in your relationship, tell yer wife to start looking after herself, but my guess is your happily married so yeah, if your that horny just go home and treat the missus to some Hubby love.
 
Everyone knows the only attractive asians are robots. She's obviously from the future, sent back in time to kill you and prevent some major event from occuring.
 
Start taking pictures of her in a semi-obvious way and see how she reacts.

If paranoid: RUN.

If flattered: RUN.
 
Take pics of some big fat hairy dude, then sneak on her computer and replace the pics with your name on them with the fat hairy dude.
 
Geez dude, I know you did not just post this to do anything but lol.
 
This thread is made of noodles and win.
 
Run far, run fast...That is just scary...One word stalker....
 
You'd have to be an idiot to think she's taking photos for anything other than scoping you out for organ removal to be used in Chinese hospitals for officials.
 
Have a good hand shandy over it and put it to the back of your mind. I doubt it's worth investigating further esp if your happily married, and it might not turn out to be quite what you think. You might bear a striking resemblance to someone she knows or something and she wanted a picture to show a friend as proof.
 
THIS IS A TRAP!

ALL WOMEN ARE IN CONTACT ALL OF THE TIME. THEIR FEMALE INTUITION IS ACTUALLY A TELEPATHIC LINK.

THIS WOMAN KNOWS YOUR WIFE.

RUN!

ESCAPE!

ABANDON ALL HOPE.


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I go to a school that is 70% Chinese in a city that is 50% Chinese. In general they are definitely not attractive. The average Chinese girl has a huge overbite and a ****ed up fashion sense (but still manages to look like a clone of every other black haired girl out there) and couldn't pronounce "railroad" to save her life.

Oh yeah, and they always throw up signs when they have their picture taken.
 
I've never met a sexy chinese girl in my life. (if you must know, korean girls are the sexiest)

Anyway, she's probably taking a picture so she can tie a name to your face. All you westerners look exactly the same don'tcha know.

Either that, or she wants to do a threesome with your wife and you. Quick, ask the misses if she's up for it.
 
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