I implore you to listen

Today was pretty quiet...nothing weird happened.

Thanks for the advice anyway, i will now run away so she doesn't cook me in a stir fry, then rape her corpse..?
 
I don't care how you do it but get us nudes.
 
Mr-Fusion said:
Today was pretty quiet...nothing weird happened.

Thanks for the advice anyway, i will now run away so she doesn't cook me in a stir fry, then rape her corpse..?
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No no, first remove the head and the uterus and put them in the stir fry, then rape the corpse. I cannot stress this enough.
 
I would call immigration and see if her papers check out. If that doesn't get her deported, call the CIA and tell em she's a ****ing terrorist. You'll have the last laugh when shes tortured in Guantanamo Bay.
 
TimoJay said:
I've never met a sexy chinese girl in my life. (if you must know, korean girls are the sexiest)

Anyway, she's probably taking a picture so she can tie a name to your face. All you westerners look exactly the same don'tcha know.

Either that, or she wants to do a threesome with your wife and you. Quick, ask the misses if she's up for it.
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Racist!
 
Iliketobenaked said:
a very good family friend married a chinese chick,shes only 22 and I think she's hawt.
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Each to his/her own.

Just because I don't think asians are sexually attractive doen't mean I think everyone should be of the same opinion.
 
Iliketobenaked said:
a very good family friend married a chinese chick,shes only 22 and I think she's hawt.
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I was nearly suckered into marrying a Japanese chick, she was only 22 (when I dumped her ass) and despite what I think of her looks, DAMN ASIAN HUNNIEZ BE CRAZUH!










....But I'de totally tap this Chinese chick if she was hawt and I was convinced I could make a clean get away without her tracking me down and bombarding me with stalker affections.
 
Ke ke ke ke ke


Wish I had an asian chick after me

Btw......GET US NUDES
 
just rape her

is she likes you then sure she wouldnt care
 
Rape her, it's not like you'll see her again?
 
1) Stick it
2) Up her bum
3) ???
4) Nudes
 
She's giving me the cold shoulder now.

But it's driving me nuts!! Everytime i see her i can't the vision out of my head that she's a nutcase stalker who goes home and wildly massages her wet dripping ...*****. ****ing distracting.

****. Don't make no sense!!
 
Mr-Fusion said:
She's giving me the cold shoulder now.

But it's driving me nuts!! Everytime i see her i can't the vision out of my head that she's a nutcase stalker who goes home and wildly massages her wet dripping ...*****. ****ing distracting.

****. Don't make no sense!!
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Sorry, but that's not what she does.
 
Phew..!!! But i just can't stop thinking what if...just what if she's actually a hentai character that has miraculously jumped from the pages of Mysterious Worker Whore.

Dude..
 
Here.

Imagine her taking pictures of you all day, her poon all warm and pulsating through out work. She writhes in her workchair, with thoughts of your thick american shlong clouding what little brainpower she has to calculate TPS reports. She can't stop thinking about you, and it's making her work harder. Every single time your body makes a motion in her daydreams, her lips swell with horniness just a few micrometers more.

She can't take it anymore, leaves work early, and speeds home. She's doing 180 on the highway, trying to get home as fast as she can, with one hand down her pants massaging her poon, and the other tightly gripping the steering wheel. Her feet are shaking so violently that she can barely control the pedals.

She gets home, and sprints through the doorway. She hasn't even set foot on her doormat, and she's already stripping down. As she runs for the door, her top flutters through the air and floats gently to the ground.

She fumbles with her keys, she's sweating, shaking, she NEEDS to get inside. She finally finds the right one, hears the satisfying and supple click of the shackle breaking free, slams the door open, and falls face first onto the floor.

She doesn't even bother closing the door, and she's got her pants torn off. Her legs spread to 45 degrees, as a puddle of poon juice forms on the floor. She cocks her back, puts her index and middle fingers into a point, and thrusts them deep into herself.

Now, you unzip your pants, reread that whole thing over and over and over, and masturbate violently.
 
....ah shit...pass me the tissues!
 
then why dont you,in the middle of the offices and stuff,stand up to her and scream "why are you taking pictures of me!!!?" all loud to get a answer?
 
Sinko...I...um...well...Christ, I think I'm actually blushing...;)
 
Show her Sinkoman's story. That should stop her taking pictures of you... although if this really truly is like something out a porno maybe she'll get into it and ask you and your wife for a threesome?
 
Mr-Fusion said:
There is a sexy chinese girl at work who seems to secretly take pictures of me with her mobile phone. You know how those chinese girls dress? So amazing compared to the drab jeans western girls wear. They're ****ing hot man. She was taking pictures and i turned around and she looked very shocked and embarassed.

Why is she taking pictures of me?
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Maybe she thought you were some kind of Chinese celebrity, like on the Simpsons with 'Fishbulb'.
 
As an Asian, I feel honour-bound to track down and murder approximately half of you.

/EDIT Hang on, she's giving you the cold shoulder? DUDE SHE'S READING THIS THREAD! ANY ONE OF YOU COULD BE HER!

DDDDDDDD:
 
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