I just burned my bed :(

[thenerdguy]

My younger brother was having a birthday party yesterday(He turned 16) at my house with out letting me know it.
So When I get home(I was working on a com tower about 120 ft up) I find my house messed up, and the little morons playing with my gamecube.
I really chew my brother out, and then I goto my bedroom to change clothes, only to find a girl sleeping on my bed. Well it turns out that she was in the middle of a really bad PMS zone. I wont get to nasty but her pad didn't work.
So the moral of the story, Make sure that you're little bothers does not make spare keys to you're house.

Sorry for the rant but I'm really p'd offed.

 

[Brian Damage]

Dude. That's just painful.

Disown the guy.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Make the girl give you head since she messed your shit up. Paying for the damages tell her

 

[nw909]

Nuke the house.

 

[mchammer75040]

Damnnnnn lol thats gotta suck, well i would have slapped her and all your brothers...o well im a only child!

 

[Varg|Hund]

Originally posted by nw909
Nuke the house.

Yes!
Kill them! Kill them all!
*Insert manical, deranged laughter*

 

[king John I]

haha!

 

[Echelon]

umm..change the locks, don't give your bother a key, and let him pay for the shit. that's the way i'd deal with it if my brother did something like that.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Still going with the exchanging of Sexual Intercourse, for what she did, unless she is not legal.

 

[Maxi]

Make him pay for it, then beat him up THEN when he gets his own place, get a copy of his key and do the same.

 

[Element Alpha]

Fart on his face. Most people really don't like it when someone farts on their face.
And you can call it "brother-bonding".

 

[Brian Damage]

Hitler him! (Seen that in South Park?)

 

[Gorgon]

My brother has ripped of my hl-cs serial number. I locked him in the toilet for 4 hours........and he was like begging like a dog when I opend the door. do this and you will win your freedom Nerdguy

 

[simmo]

Originally posted by Element Alpha
Fart on his face.

LOL , you have no idea how much that made me laugh

Yeah, I agree with distrubed rofl

 

[Loshadka]

Why didn't you screw the girl? It's your moral obligation!!!

 

[Lil' Timmy]

just goes to show you.. women are the wretched spawn of satan himself.

 

[The Dark Elf]

Originally posted by [CoHn]FuSeD
Yes!
Kill them! Kill them all!
*Insert manical, deranged laughter*

oh dear god its Stewie Griffin

 

[SpuD]

Dude, thats... sick...
pms juice on your bed.

 

[chu]

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

 

[DarkelP]

OOo, a girl bashing thread....

Just get your bro to pay for damages and such....

 

[Blair]

Geez, you really are a nerd.

What guy doesn't take advantage of that situation? A girl lying on your bed, in your room!!

 

[Murray_H]

Originally posted by Sn7
A girl lying on your bed, in your room!!

......looking like she had been ravished by a vampire. Delicious!

 

[Tak]

Originally posted by chu
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Awwww,... c'mon. It's not their fault. But uhhh,.... *shudders* That is nasty.

 

[DarkelP]

ha ha, very good Murray

 

[Tr0n]

Originally posted by Sn7
Geez, you really are a nerd.

What guy doesn't take advantage of that situation? A girl lying on your bed, in your room!!

omg..... YOU DO NOT SCREW A GIRL THAT IS IN PMS!!!!DO YOU WANT THE GIRL TO SPEW BLOOD ALL OVER YOU DICK???

 

[Lil' Timmy]

i think it's high time to close, delete and burn this thread.

 

[thehunter1320]

Originally posted by chu
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

well said...

 

[Mr. Redundant]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Hitler him! (Seen that in South Park?)

no no no
Hitler HIm! (from Lil Nicky)
pineapple time

 

[mchammer75040]

Originally posted by chu
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

I laughed sooo hard when i read that.

 

[mchammer75040]

Originally posted by Tr0n
omg..... YOU DO NOT SCREW A GIRL THAT IS IN PMS!!!!DO YOU WANT THE GIRL TO SPEW BLOOD ALL OVER YOU DICK???

...dude wouldnt matter to me...free putty lol jk

 

[NSPIRE]

Well hey... while she's asleep and in your bed already...

*ZIIIIIIIIIIP* >__0

 

[The Dark Elf]

It's disturbing that some of you guys are suggesting he should have taken advantage of someone who's asleep, or force her to perform a sexual act as punishment.. I understand some of you may be "joking" but still, think about what your saying, your promoting rape, and remember that younger, more impressionable children read these posts. Last thing you want is Carol Vordaman sticking her nose in, she'll happily get the press to accuse HL2 of promoting rape and torture of young girls.

I agree with Timmy, this thread should be locked

 

[thenerdguy]

No, I did not have sex with the girl. I thought by now that many of you knew that I dont believe in sex before marriage.

Well all his birthday money went to me. And about $500.00 he had saved up. I think that I will tell my MOM and DAD just to get him into more trouble. (Being an older bro is fun sometimes!)

 

[The Dark Elf]

Originally posted by thenerdguy
No, I did not have sex with the girl. I thought by now that many of you knew that I dont believe in sex before marriage.

Well all his birthday money went to me. And about $500.00 he had saved up. I think that I will tell my MOM and DAD just to get him into more trouble. (Being an older bro is fun sometimes!)

so what you got planned for the $500 then

maybe a trip abroad, send him a postcard back while he's stuck at home grounded and in trouble with your parents

 

[Shippi]

You guys are disturbing... *backs out of thread*

 

[Echelon]

wow, how much did he destroy, that so he had to give you so much money? i think i'm pretty mean, but i wouldn't have taken all the birthday money of my brother i'd rather have made him my slave ("go, get a magazine for me, etc...")

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Originally posted by SHIPPI
You guys are disturbing... *backs out of thread*

Hey...we arent the ones backing away from our computers....At least i assume thats what you just did


I wish i could get £500 off my brothers...unfortunately all i could get off them is debt (One is a student and the other finnished uni in July.)

 

[LoneDeranger]

I don't have any brothers, which in part explains why I don't have any girls on my bed at the moment

 

[Lil' Timmy]

One day a Sadist said to a Masochist
Sadist: "Im going to tie you up and wip you"
Masochist with a grin: " Really?"
Sadist: "No..."


farrowlesparrow, your sig inspired me to this. it's pretty stupid, but i spent time on it, so..

 

[GhostValkyrie]

Originally posted by Fenric1138
I understand some of you may be "joking" but still, think about what your saying, your promoting rape, and remember that younger, more impressionable children read these posts.

Exactly. That's why I've taken the side of robots; Now I can support rape, guilt-free.:thumbs:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-11-19

J/K: Rape is horrible, and those who committ this horrible crime deserve a quite gruesome fate...Just ask Tak, Rapists share the #1 spot on my hate list...the other #1s I hate a Brutal Dictators, Terrorists, Commies, and Clowns.