I just saw topless women on MTV

Now quick: cover up our spam with witty remarks.
 
Cavemen is a crude allusion to black people, right? Or is that just the racist in me?
 
Really? You actually do have the mind of a thirteen-year-old, and not a particularly smart one either.
 
You've seen what happens when I've been taken seriously in the past.
 
K my nme is l337pwn3rj00lol688 an my pas is....

Oh, I see what you did there. Sneaky bitch.
 
And now back to our regularly scheduled programming!

Next we have Weird Al, with Do I Creep You Out?
I know that you
Don't know me very well
We've barely met
But I can surely tell
No one will ever
Love you like I do

I like to feel
The warm spot on your chair
Sometimes I drool
And usually I stare
My precious one
I saved that gum
That you threw in the garbage

You're the one I dream about
But the only question with me now
Is "Do I creep you out?"
Everytime I shake your hand now
Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth
Do I creep you out?

Call you every night and hang up
Gonna carve your name in my leg
In my leg, oh-oh!

Somethin' I should ask about
Can I sniff the pit-stains on your blouse?
And do I creep you,
Do I creep you out?
(Your restraining order's out)
(Still the only question with me now)
Oh the only question
(Is "Do I creep you out?")
Is "Do I creep you out?"
Know exactly where you live now
Follow you from work right to your house
Well, do I creep you out?
Do I creep you out?
 
If by "creep" you mean "do" and by "out" you mean "hard" then yes.

I mean, no*.

*Not a guarantee.
 
I was joking

And by the way: four pages! My longest thread evahh!
Now where's my cookie?

In the toilet, with several turds sitting on it.
Along with some urine.

You can still have it if you want.
 
I just saw some music video from 50 cent and there were actual topless women. UNCENSORED!
I didn't know MTV did this kind of stuff but they kick ass now i will watch it every day from now on

Why a lot of musicians get away with makeing utter crap.
 
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