I keep getting signed up to porn sites!

[Tollbooth Willie]

I get nothing but spam containing lines from some damn book and an ass load of drug offers. I DON'T WANT YOUR GOD DAMN XANAX!

 

[Evo]

Past few days getting spam about cybernations...D:

 

[Krynn72]

Whoo! 73 more spam mails since I posted!

 

[Darkside55]

I'd be more receptive to spam if the offers were real and the products they advertised worked. YES, I DO want a larger penis and I'd love to earn Nigerian millions!

 

[Xendance]

Men's Health is another he is signing me up to.

 

[Omnomnick]

5. break his face

^^This

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What the **** vajagas.

 

[Dan]

It beats the stupid ass emails I get from the Democrat Party. They refuse to take me of their mail list, so I am going to have to refuse to vote for them.

For your friend, I think a little retaliation is in order:
http://signupforspam.com/index.php
http://www.toastedspam.com/freespamlist

 

[Sir Phoenixx]

 

[Sulkdodds]

Legend.