I killed Anna Nicole Smith

[Baal]

I love the title. It works so well while this whole thing is still up in the air, because we still don't know how she died.

It's like the "I shot J.R." thing in the summer of 1980

And the conclusion episode was the 2nd highest rated TV show in US History

But besides the point, it'll be even funnier if how he died is never disclosed, THEN this thread will almost be legendary

 

[Qonfused]

Anna Nicole overdosed on TrimSpa.

Yeah, baby!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

That banana scares me.

 

[Qonfused]

Don't worry -- I'm still considering its permanency.

 

[Krynn72]

Don't worry -- I'm still considering its permanency.

I take it upon myself to declare it permanent. You may now go about your other business.

 

[Qonfused]

Nothing I can do to combat that...

Other business = fapping. Thanks; I'm almost there.

 

[Que-Ever]

You should go back to reznor.

 

[Qonfused]

I came.

 

[Que-Ever]

Veni vidi veni.

 

[CyberPitz]

I'm debating about changing back to my non-christmas hat. I like the red.

 

[Que-Ever]

But then you'd have to change it back to christmas hatted at christmas, so what's the point?

 

[CyberPitz]

But then you'd have to change it back to christmas hatted at christmas, so what's the point?

I know, so much damned effort!

 

[JNightshade]

Alright, I have my first jokes!







How many dumb blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

102. One to hold the bulb, a hundred to rotate the house, and one to be found dead in a hotel room.




Why did Anna Nicole Smith cross the street?

To DIE!







*Knock knock*
"Who's there?"
Anna Nicole!
"Anna Nicole who?"
Anna Ni-BLARGH






and I'm spent :E

 

[Krynn72]

Im keeping my Christmas avatar until Christmas, at which point i will change it.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Hahahahaha.

I'm laughing at the thread, not the topic. I haven't even read it beyond skimming the first few posts, but I know exactly how it's going.

Edit - Whoa, I stand corrected. A thread about death that hasn't degraded to morons calling eachother morally defunct asshats in less than 3 pages. I applaud thee.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Maybe a more sensitive title next time, ey? A person died, after all.

That's the sorriest excuse this place can use considering the responses to every other dead person thread. (I'm not bashing you in particular)

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

this is not surprising at all. After all this woman made it a sport to be in the middle of bizarre events.

 

[Bad^Hat]

LOL, I wonder who'll be inheriting all her stuff?

 

[Shrike667]

damn, think of the guy who's gonna perform the autopsy on her

 

[Kula Meenur]

damn, think of the guy who's gonna perform the autopsy on her

D: win

 

[Baal]

LOL, I wonder who'll be inheriting all her stuff?

Howerd K. Stern (or w/e) was declared her husband at time of death.

I imagine he'll get a nice slice.

 

[Lucid]

Ew, if I still fap to her pictures, is it considered necrophelia? :O

 

[jondy]

damn, think of the guy who's gonna perform the autopsy on her

Ew, if I still fap to her pictures, is it considered necrophelia? :O

I can't think of a response. You'll have to extrapolate.

 

[<RJMC>]

damn, think of the guy who's gonna perform the autopsy on her

forensic:hm this actually looks good,very soft
assistant:sir thats the vagina
forensic:dam timmy let me enjoy while I can

Ew, if I still fap to her pictures, is it considered necrophelia?

good idea,lets make a honor to her by faping at her pics at the same time

get google ready!

 

[Pulse]

forensic:hm this actually looks good,very soft
assistant:sir thats the vagina
forensic:dam timmy let me enjoy while I can



good idea,lets make a honor to her by faping at her pics at the same time

get google ready!

EVERY thread you have to create some funny scenario between two imaginary figures. Please stop.

 

[Dekstar]

Anna Nicole who?

She shall not be missed by me.

 

[CyberPitz]

damn, think of the guy who's gonna perform the autopsy on her

"Hmmmm....yes....HOLY SHIT! That's where she tucked that fat away to."

 

[Qonfused]

Anna Nicole who?

She shall not be missed by me.

Think whore that won't gtfo the media.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I find it hard to believe that people fap to her.

Think whore that won't gtfo the media.

Wrong person Qonfy. You're thinking about Paris Hilton.

 

[Seppo]

EVERY thread you have to create some funny scenario between two imaginary figures. Please stop.

rofl

 

[Solaris]

forensic:hm this actually looks good,very soft
assistant:sir thats the vagina
forensic:dam timmy let me enjoy while I can



good idea,lets make a honor to her by faping at her pics at the same time

get google ready!

G-G-G-God Like!

 

[Krynn72]

Hopefully Paris Hilton will die this weekend. It would be a great week for the United States, and for the world in general.

 

[Slacker]

damn, think of the guy who's gonna perform the autopsy on her

Here's to hoping he takes a lot of pictures and makes a nice slideshow out of them.