I killed Dr. Kleiner

[elkaebee]

Your surname must be Shephard.

For that, thou shalt be murdered with thou toe.

 

[LackingSaint]

yes i know, i was jest referring/mocking the douch bags that cant make a coherent sentence without insulting some one with the word noob on forums.

We'd stop if, ya know.. you stopped being one.

 

[ProZak]

Meh Garry's mod. There's no way of dealing damage to allies in the Valve singleplayer games.

 

[ríomhaire]

Manhacks, harpoons, well places explosive barrels, console commands, manipulation of the environment, falling objects, traps...

 

[Techercizer]

[uppity british accent]
Ten thousand Quid to the man who bags Lamar!
[/uppity british accent]

seriously though, how much HP does she have?

 

[Sheepo]

I straight up lol'd at the way eli was looking at the corpse

 

[Oreolek]

Dr.Kleiner.
He kept your HEV suit for years.
He did some modernisations to it.
He send you around the world with one click.
And you killed him...

 

[Techercizer]

Dr.Kleiner.
He kept your HEV suit for years.
He did some modernisations to it.
He send you around the world with one click.
And you killed him...

he sent you into the frigging citael with one click, and didn't have the brains to open a window afterwards......

 

[Hazard.Squared]

Yay! Someone finally rid the world of the K-man!

 

[ZeroPointGun]

At first he was afraid
He was petrified
Not knowing how to move
Without a head to ride
You might worry how he'll be fed
Now that his master's gone and dead
But he grows strong
Now he knows how to crawl along

Soon he'll be back
From Outer Space
Getting ready to zombify
All of the human race
Cause when you launched that stupid rock'
What you probably didn't see
Is that that little pesky headcrab
Rewired the electricity

Go on now go
Fly to the moor
When you reach those northern lights
There'll be one fatal flaw
Turns out the cable's he's been chewing
With his ugly debeaked jaw
Just happens to connect the sat power
To the Xenian resonator

But he won't fry
He will survive
Not quite as long as G-Man
But much longer than Eli
He's got all the world to kill
Alyx will probably fit the bill
'Cept she wont die
She's friendly fire

Yeah.

Oh, how much I do love you so.
I just liked this forum to know.
You are brilliant, a frickin' genius.
You've just gone and inflated your e-p***s.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why we Australians own the world.

 

[JDER14]

Oh My God You Monster D:

 

[FISHY CRACKERS]

You can tell Eli is just checking to see if he's ok, while Alyx is giving you a "Why the hell did you..." look.

 

[Steven]

I love the way Alyx is looking at the player in the first photo.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

What the F------

 

[Tuskin]

Meh Garry's mod. There's no way of dealing damage to allies in the Valve singleplayer games.

Garry's Mod doesn't have the ammo type icon, or the flashlight icon. So no it isn't. Plus I've done this before. It was fun.

 

[eyefork]

Gordon Freeman has joined the dark side

 

[Lizardizzle]

Haha, as soon as you said that, the Advisor killed him(this was my first play through)

-_-'...that was the joke.

 

[Kukaku]

Oh my ****ing god.
You sick freak.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Very old but still hilarious

 

[ríomhaire]

At first he was afraid
He was petrified
Not knowing how to move
Without a head to ride
You might worry how he'll be fed
Now that his master's gone and dead
But he grows strong
Now he knows how to crawl along

Soon he'll be back
From Outer Space
Getting ready to zombify
All of the human race
Cause when you launched that stupid rock'
What you probably didn't see
Is that that little pesky headcrab
Rewired the electricity

Go on now go
Fly to the moor
When you reach those northern lights
There'll be one fatal flaw
Turns out the cable's he's been chewing
With his ugly debeaked jaw
Just happens to connect the sat power
To the Xenian resonator

But he won't fry
He will survive
Not quite as long as G-Man
But much longer than Eli
He's got all the world to kill
Alyx will probably fit the bill
'Cept she wont die
She's friendly fire

Yeah.

First time I read this. OMG this is fantastic!

 

[Gambini]

Alyx?s face says all.
And im sure that Kleiner and guys have AI, at least on Garry mod they do. Put them in the grave with a hunter close and they will run like ******s.

Dr. Kleiner touched me once.

I knew it!! his pervert factions don?t lye, also he is always making advances to Alyx and Freeman.

 

[F. grigori]

Gmod? nah but seriously? gotta try this

also alyx face in the first one is like "Gordon did you kill kliener?"

 

[Dr.Freeman]

Poor Dr.Kleiner, how could you do this?!

 

[mechanicallizard]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6520/kleinernoiush6.jpg
to top it all off you had to mutilate his body and chuck grenades at it.
(good throw by the way, right by his head).

 

[DonHessu]

 

[milkteacake]

How could you?! He was the only man I ever loved!

 

[G(ordon)-man]

WHY???????

did you need to resurrect this thread????

 

[Avoidist]

Because my awesomeness on page 3 must endure.

Hence my slightly improved version shall now be posted:

B-but... who will take care of Lamarr now?

At first she was afraid
She was petrified
Not knowing how to move
Without a head to ride
You might worry how she'll be fed
Now that her master's gone and dead
But she grows strong
Now she knows how to crawl along

Soon she'll be back
From Outer Space
Getting ready to zombify
All of the human race
Cause when you launched that stupid rock'
What you probably didn't see
Is that that little pesky headcrab
Rewired the electricity

Go on now go
Fly to the moor
When you reach those northern lights
There'll be one fatal flaw
Turns out the cable's she's been chewing
With her ugly debeaked maw
Just happens to connect the sat power
To the Xenian resonator

But she won't fry
She will survive
Not quite as long as G-Man
But much longer than Eli
She's got all the world to kill
Alyx will probably fit the bill
'Cept she wont die
She's friendly fire

Yeah.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

How could you?! He was the only man I ever loved!

Don't bump old threads for no reason please.

 

[gFrohman]

One is not enough...

 

[milkteacake]

Don't bump old threads for no reason please.

Heh, sorry.

 

[Reginald]

Don't bump old threads for no reason please.

It wasn't him Glenn! It was DonHesu.

I hate noobs as much as the next guy but justice must be fair.

 

[JBails]

I love, in the second picture, Alyx is lokking at you like "...douche"

 

[Nixt]

Doctor Kleiner looks like he shat himself.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Why?
WHY did you bump this?

 

[EmrenTheGeneral]

Why won't you kill Eli?So you can end up Ep2 with a short time...

 

[Lester]

This was pretty lol-able

 

[Naph]

I can't think of anything that would contribute to this thread.

 

[gFrohman]

STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD!!

 

[MorganFreeman911]

STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD!!

This.