I need a new pair of sunglasses.

[TheDude]

I just sold my Oakley(R) Juliets(R) and I need a new pair of shades. I want some suggestions people and I want them now. We're never gonna get anything done around here if we don't start throwing out some ideas. I will use my new sunglasses for looking ****ing awesome and for riding my bike. I might get another pair of Oakley(R) Juliets(R) but I'm not sure. I want to here what you people have to say. BTW here's a picture of the sunglasses that I previously pwned.

 

[Trevelyan]

though it's probably too close to this with most people

I do quite like the Nes buckle though!

I love Roy Orbison's too, though be careful...[Insert stroke joke here]

 

[TheDude]

I want to look ****ing awesome though. I don't want to look like some stoner goof ball who puts his shoes on backwards. The Juliets make me look totally rad.

 

[Trevelyan]

Now there's a signature!

 

[MFD00M]

I want to look ****ing awesome though. I don't want to look like some stoner goof ball who puts his shoes on backwards. The Juliets make me look totally rad.

**** yeah Bro-ski.

 

[Druckles]

Might get some prescription sunglasses at some point.

 

[MJ12]

I have a pair of aviators and a pair of these -

 

[TheDude]

Now there's a signature!

So would you recommend that I go with the Juliets again, but this time in X-metal with black lenses? Because I don't hear any retort.

 

[Trevelyan]

So would you recommend that I go with the Juliets again, but this time in X-metal with black lenses? Because I don't hear any retort.

Just do it :afro:

 

[TheDude]

I have a pair of aviators and a pair of these -

I like you ideas ZT. They're crazy enough to work. They're wild, they're wholly, but they're a blast. An absolute blast. Though, I think I'm gonna go with a new pair of Juliets or nothing at all. So far I haven't seen anything as ultra as the Juliets. Now lets go snort some coca-cola off a hookers titties.

 

[L3N!N]

I want to look ****ing awesome though. I don't want to look like some stoner goof ball who puts his shoes on backwards. The Juliets make me look totally rad.

Honestly, Ray Bans like the ones in Blue's Brothers are really awesome. Tad bit expensive though...let me give you a shot of them.

 

[TheDude]

Honestly, Ray Bans like the ones in Blue's Brothers are really awesome. Tad bit expensive though...let me give you a shot of them.

Those glasses are epic. I would look like a goof ball if I wore them though.

 

[Que-Ever]

Honestly, Ray Bans like the ones in Blue's Brothers are really awesome. Tad bit expensive though...let me give you a shot of them.

Can you find any without rhinestones in the temples?

 

[TheDude]

Can you find any without rhinestones in the temples?

Why don't you go **** off you ****. I like the rhinestones.

 

[Que-Ever]

Why don't you go fuck off you cunt. I like the rhinestones.

Oh yeah? You'll be picking rhinestones out of your ass when I'm through with you.

 

[L3N!N]

Oh yeah? You'll be picking rhinestones out of your ass when I'm through with you.

I'll be shoving my rhinestone in your ass when you're done with him.

 

[TheDude]

Oh yeah? You'll be picking rhinestones out of your ass when I'm through with you.

You'll be eating corn off my testicles after I give you a cock meat sandwich and leave the mayo on your chin.

 

[Que-Ever]

If you could get any real pussy you wouldn't have to use vegetable as sex toys.

 

[TheDude]

If you could get any real pussy you wouldn't have to use vegetable as sex toys.

If you didn't suck dong all the time you might be able to get a decent meal instead of eating the corn off my testicles.

 

[L3N!N]

If you could get any real pussy you wouldn't have to use vegetable as sex toys.

No problem, I'll just have yours.

 

[TheDude]

You stay out of this you fruit cake L3N!N!

 

[Que-Ever]

I rent by the hour, and I'm sure you can't afford it.

wtf, any reason why I'm being gang-raped here?

 

[TheDude]

I rent by the hour, and I'm sure you can't afford it.

wtf, any reason why I'm being gang-raped here?

It's because Que is Spanish for what. And I should probably go back and edit some of the shit I said before I get banned.

 

[Que-Ever]

So happens dude is slang for some kind of animals' penis. And yeah, I guess you better go do that.

 

[TheDude]

So happens dude is slang for some kind of animals' penis. And yeah, I guess you better go do that.

Yeah, its slang for horse penis. The name originates from the size of my cock.

 

[Que-Ever]

after is was tied to a running horse.

 

[TheDude]

after is was tied to a running horse.

I like turtles.

 

[Que-Ever]

The wierdest part is not the threads the exchange occured in, but rather that it expanded at least two different threads.

 

[TheDude]

The weirdest part is not the threads the exchange occurred in, but rather that it expanded at least two different threads.

Fixed.

Edit: You can shoot the shit Billy, but can you eat it?

 

[Que-Ever]

Fuxxed.

as in go fux yourself. wait wait, let's not start this again.

also, when I said expanded, I don't think that's the word I meant to use. But now I can't think of the one I wanted.

 

[TheDude]

as in go fux yourself. wait wait, let's not start this again.

also, when I said expanded, I don't think that's the word I meant to use. But now I can't think of the one I wanted.

I'd say expanded is the correct in the description of what happened. Now go buy me some Juliets (R) so I can look ultra.

 

[Que-Ever]

I'd say expanded is the correct in the description of what happened. Now go buy me some Juliets (R) so I can look ultra.

What if I got you some ray-bans? As long as they don't have any gay little rhinestones in them.

 

[L3N!N]

Just get those glasses that seniors get. The cheap plastic ones.

 

[TheDude]

What if I got you some ray-bans? As long as they don't have any gay little rhinestones in them.

If you got ray bans, we could have a war. I'm not talking a regular war either. I'm talking a war that will escalate into all parts of the globe, destroying families and ruining lives, all for the sake of our sunglasses. You'll be in Australia wearing your ray-bans, being like "Launch the ****ing nukes aye mate" and I'll be in South America all like "Launch the Alpacas and give me dem ****ing bongos seen?" First we need to get the glasses though, and for that we need money stuffs.

 

[Que-Ever]

If you got ray bans, we could have a war. I'm not talking a regular war either. I'm talking a war that will escalate into all parts of the globe, destroying families and ruining lives, all for the sake of our sunglasses. You'll be in Australia wearing your ray-bans, being like "Launch the ****ing nukes aye mate" and I'll be in South America all like "Launch the Alpacas and give me dem ****ing bongos seen?" First we need to get the glasses though, and for that we need money stuffs.

Let's sell tollbooth willie's body to sailors ese.

 

[kineaesth]

If you got ray bans, we could have a war. I'm not talking a regular war either. I'm talking a war that will escalate into all parts of the globe, destroying families and ruining lives, all for the sake of our sunglasses. You'll be in Australia wearing your ray-bans, being like "Launch the ****ing nukes aye mate" and I'll be in South America all like "Launch the Alpacas and give me dem ****ing bongos seen?" First we need to get the glasses though, and for that we need money stuffs.

I like you.

 

[TheDude]

Let's sell tollbooth willie's body to sailors ese.

Seen.