I need your advice, once again

Shift said:
wata!
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Well in my large circle of friends, if any one said to them, 'i think she only likes me for my body and my looks', that person would get laughed at for an entire year! Yeah it is extremely arrogant and its gone way overboard with confidence, I mean my god, I dont I have ever heard anyone say, they for my looks and my body, what a shite comment lmao
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No no, I don't think she likes me for my body and looks, I KNOW she does. I mean I KNOW, and if you want me to write 3 paragraphs on why that goes back to May\June or maybe earlier well I guess I could.

Also note I've known the hotter one since I was about 5, we played Soccer togeather for 7 years.

I know it must hurt to know women only want you for your body. I experience the same thing on a daily basis! That's all women care about..sex. It's quite disgusting. They just don't care about me as a person, my thoughts and feelings!
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She wouldn't have sex with her last boyfriend so he broke up with her, so she really isn't offering Sex.
 
no beleive me cole, no one wants to read 3 paragraphs about your flabby body.

and the threads moved on cole, YOU HAVE NO PLACE HERE ANYMORE!!!

i really disagree with ryuken saying ugly girls are where happiness lies, wtf is that weird observation all about?
 
cherry said:
no beleive me cole, no one wants to read 3 paragraphs about your flabby body.

and the threads moved on cole, YOU HAVE NO PLACE HERE ANYMORE!!!

i really disagree with ryuken saying ugly girls are where happiness lies, wtf is that weird observation all about?
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And no one wants to read all about how you're a pretend lesbian, but hell, you don't shut up about it do you?
 
no beleive me cole, no one wants to read 3 paragraphs about your flabby body.
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My flabby body. Now your just dreaming.
 
Ask them if they are interested in a threesome...
 
My alanlysis...

You are retarded. If you have any game/idea whatsoever you wouldnt be asking for help on these forums. If you can't figure it out yourself do you expect a bunch of sex driven gamers to sort it out for you?

You then go to say both girls like you despite you not having seen them for months. One of them apparently asked you out(asking to hang out does not equal date tard) and you go on to say going out with the hot chick will hurt your rep but the ugly with potential wont?

Do as I do, get some awsome game and become a player. Sleep around as much as you can, relationships are too much work and you can get the payoff without having to be in one.
 
Glirk Dient said:
My alanlysis...

You are retarded. If you have any game/idea whatsoever you wouldnt be asking for help on these forums. If you can't figure it out yourself do you expect a bunch of sex driven gamers to sort it out for you?

You then go to say both girls like you despite you not having seen them for months. One of them apparently asked you out(asking to hang out does not equal date tard) and you go on to say going out with the hot chick will hurt your rep but the ugly with potential wont?

Do as I do, get some awsome game and become a player. Sleep around as much as you can, relationships are too much work and you can get the payoff without having to be in one.
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Why you have to shit all over everybody? If he wants to ask, let him ask.
 
glirk, sex is not the 'pay-off' in a relationship, but it is better in a relationship, sooo much better.
 
I'd probably won't need to create these kinds of relationship advice threads until conscription..... :(


Girls < Studies/University/Army......

Bleh. Anyway, good luck.
 
cherry said:
just turn gay.
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:hmph:

Go.... do... whatever you immoral uneducated lazy westerners do.

(No offence to any other uneducated lazy westerners with morality issues :p)
 
15357 said:
:hmph:

Go.... do... whatever you immoral uneducated lazy westerners do.

(No offence to any other uneducated lazy westerners with morality issues :p)
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yes because the only people offended by your uneducated morally bankrupt statement are uneducated lazy westerners. Well this educated somethimes lazy westerner takes offense

/me rolls up sleeves

/me gives Numbers a noogie, a purple nurple, an atomic wedgie, kicks his backside and sends him back to the kiddie area
 
I only meant those westerners that are lazy, immoral, and uneducated. :p
 
ComradeBadger said:
And no one wants to read all about how you're a pretend lesbian, but hell, you don't shut up about it do you?
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At least i'm not the only one who notices it. It seems every ****ing thread I turn to, there he is with his stupid comments and claims.

I feel like a stalker.

The only person I want to stalk, is CptStern.
 
You are retarded. If you have any game/idea whatsoever you wouldnt be asking for help on these forums. If you can't figure it out yourself do you expect a bunch of sex driven gamers to sort it out for you?
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I knew most of these posts would be useless. Nor did I expect any "wow post", I already got my views from a friend. However it is funny hearing all the responses.

just turn gay.
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lol

Anyway, I'm going out with the hotter one although the other one I am going to hold onto. Shes(the one i'm not going out with) in illinois until school starts in 5 days anyway. I was talking to her on the phone until she passed the border. Throw in a 4 hour phone conversation the night before. A girl who can talk a lot without becoming annoying. Amazing.
 
Cole said:
A girl who can talk a lot without becoming annoying. Amazing.
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Welcome to the wonderful world of intelligent conversation?
 
Is this thread derailed yet?

No? Good. Isn't having friends great? And intelligent conversation. I love people i can speak to, don't you?

Good luck mate.
 
cherry said:
there's confidence and then there's: people only want me for my beautiful amazing awesome, awesome body.

even if it's true, don't type it. it makes you sound incredibly arrogant, which is very unnatractive.
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Well, he's not trying to go out with one of US, is he?

Oh, by the way, I know all the girlies think I'm sexeh because they TELL me. Or, at least their friends tell me.
 
Welcome to the wonderful world of intelligent conversation?
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Oh it's a great place!

I'd also like to note cherry, I wasn't saying girls only want me for my body and look. I was just saying she does. Just a girl.
 
I've read ALOT of posts disliking cherry, and by the way her posts sound, she should be hated.
 
He may act annoying sometimes, but i do agree with him on some less extreme things, such as...
cherry said:
glirk, sex is not the 'pay-off' in a relationship, but it is better in a relationship, sooo much better.
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I totally agree, i really do. Anyway...back to the macho thread!
 
Him?

I thought cherry was a girl..
 
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