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[MorganFreeman911]

Relationship advice, this time. Go you gais.


Anyways, I met this girl on sunday, it turns out we like eachother alot. I ask her out, she says yes, and we barely know eachother. We're currently arguing since she thinks I said that shes a secret. Any ideas?

 

[MJ12]

*confused on what you just asked about her being a secret*

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Did you tell one of your friends she's a secret? You called her a secret to her face? I dun get it?

 

[Pesmerga]

Maybe she thinks you want to keep her away from the outside world because deep down inside you hate the rolls on her stomach, and you can't face the humiliation of other people seeing you two together.

 

[Krynn72]

Wow, this is a difficult one. Hmm let me ponder over this for a bit.










HANG OUT WITH HER AND YOUR FRIENDS AT THE SAME TIME YOU FAGGLET. But srsly. Unless she is a secret?

 

[xcellerate]

We're currently arguing since she thinks I said that shes a secret. Any ideas?

tell her she isn't a secret and then proceed to go to a public place by together or together with friends.

It's an easy fix.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Unless she wieghs 400 pounds then just take her out.

 

[Krynn72]

Unless she wieghs 400 pounds then just take her out.

And if she does, just wheel her out in a wheelbarrow.



EDIT: Wtf, I always thought it was called a wheelbarrel. Thank you firefox for teaching me better English!

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Wtf, I always thought it was called a wheelbarrel. Thank you firefox for teaching me better English!

You mean it's not?! Damn, I always thought it was. (NOT SARCASM)

 

[Krynn72]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheelbarrow

 

[AKIRA]

as Mrs. Frizzle would say:

"Take chances, Get messy, and Make mistakes"

 

[bam23]

Make a shirt for her that says "I'm tapping this". That way she'll feel special and unsecret at the same time.

 

[VirusType2]

Take her to the Victoria's secret store and imagine her in the various garments.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Pooper. In her. Stick it.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Take her to the Victoria's secret store and imagine her in the various garments.

Or or or, buy her garments.

 

[Dan]

Look to David Firth for love advice:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NlpNtfegjPk&feature=related

 

[Vegeta897]

Or if you want full quality advice without retarded youtube comments:
http://www.fat-pie.com/love.htm

 

[Sulkdodds]

Please repeat the question.

 

[Kula Meenur]

OP left the thread




/cries

 

[Skaadi]

wut? :\

 

[Emporius]

Seeing as this is a recurring thread why not just sticky the longest one made?

 

[Azner]

Is she like hidden in a wine cellar?

 

[Tyguy]

take pictures of her making toilet and post them online....not a secret anymore, bitch

 

[Krynn72]

But how do you know her job is making toilets?

 

[ríomhaire]

So what's the problem?

 

[Krynn72]

So what's the problem?

The problem is that she makes toilets, but its a secret.

 

[Eejit]

Ask her father for persmission to marry now, before anyone finds out about your secret relationship and ruins it.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

And if she does, just wheel her out in a wheelbarrow.



EDIT: Wtf, I always thought it was called a wheelbarrel. Thank you firefox for teaching me better English!

Do a barrow roll?

 

[Glirk Dient]

We really need more info on where she got the secret idea. In all honesty it seems like a small thing to be arguing about, just assure her you like her a lot and have no reason to keep her a secret.

 

[taviow]

You have no reason to keep her as a secret.

Have sex with her in front of your friends.

 

[Sheepo]

Keep her in the basement.

 

[Naph]

Keep her in the basement.

Fish heads an' all.

 

[The Monkey]

Stick it in her pooper.

 

[Slug Advisor]

I saw what the thread was about, and knew it would be epic. As for advice, let hr out of the closet, she's lonely in there.

 

[Wanted Bob]

@ Monkey: Already been said. Where did the OP go??

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Grab her by her lip ring and do what you must have to be have done. You must taze the lips with your penis.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

no no no no

I said that I didn't want to tell one person and she assumed that I meant she was a secret to everyone.

 

[Glirk Dient]

Seriously...and this is a real issue? Wow...just tell her you didn't mean it like that.

 

[Pesmerga]

I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your loneliness.

 

[Lucid]

1. Murder her.

2. Throw her body in a dumpster.

3. Pour gasoline in dumpster.

4. Torch it.

5. ???

6. PROFIT!