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[Wleikko]

Show us a picture of her, we'll see if she's really got a reason to assume something like that...

 

[L3N!N]

Tell her she's not a secret.

Or I could just go and post the "Your mama is a heavy" image. But I won't.

 

[taviow]

Why don't you want to tell about your relationship to one person?
Like Glirk said... tell her you didn't mean it like that...

And as I said before, have sex with her in front of that person. That will show her she's not a secret. Make sure to call both your parents and her parents, and your neighbors. And some people you don't even know too. While you are having sex make sure to ask her "does it look like you are a secret baby?"

 

[Emporius]

I request an invitation to this event ^^

 

[Bad^Hat]

no no no no

I said that I didn't want to tell one person and she assumed that I meant she was a secret to everyone.

Unless that "one person" is your wife, I don't see the problem. You could, you know, tell us why you didn't want them to know. Or tell her. Either way this thread is pretty ****ing useless otherwise.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Nonsense, we could use this thread to TAZE THE PENIS, HAHA!

 

[taviow]

I request an invitation to this event ^^

Don't worry, you will not only be invited, you will be part of it.
Ask no questions. Just be there.

 

[Irksome]

I didn't read any part of this thread, but my advice would be to cut your penis in half.

 

[VirusType2]

I didn't read any part of this thread, but my advice would be to cut your penis in half.

Agreed. Really, this is good advice for anyone, in any situation.


Your computer won't boot? Cut your penis in half.

Your dog won't stop barking? Cut your penis in half.

You cut your penis in half? Cut your penis in half.

 

[French Ninja]

Pooper. In her. Stick it.

This.

SRSLY