I think I nearly died

However much shit this guy got from everyone involved, I still find it unthinkable that he can get off without any kind of legal penalty. Anyone who does 60 in a 30 zone whilst not even drunk is not fit to drive; he should probably have his license taken away until he can earn it back.

Glad to hear you're alright. I wouldn't want you to survive a car wreck only to starve to death days later though, please don't do that.
 
I wouldn't want you to survive a car wreck only to starve to death days later though, please don't do that.
I've been eating for a good time now. Ate a plate of spaghetti earlier and took a monster shit a few minutes ago.

As for the crash...well. The police are in on this and the guy in question's in some deep shit. I know that much.
 
I've been eating for a good time now. Ate a plate of spaghetti earlier and took a monster shit a few minutes ago.

As for the crash...well. The police are in on this and the guy in question's in some deep shit. I know that much.


Glad to hear you're getting some food in ya.
 
She wasn't pregnant too was she?

In all serious though, please don't die. ._.
 
Saved by the butt?

Wait, was the chick Skrillex-looking prior to the crash or are you referring to how her hair had to be cut in order to be rescued from the wreck?
 
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