I think I'm gonna grow a beard

[The Monkey]

...or at least sideburns. Who's with me?

 

[Narvi]

It's obviously the universe balancing out the fact that I have to shave off my beard today. Balance out the awesome, The Monkey. Balance out the awesome.

 

[lePobz]

You don't GROW A BEARD ... that's an action. Growing a beard is inaction.
I hate having a furry face, so I shave lots.

 

[Raziaar]

I'm not quite old enough(only 22), so there's two little patches on my face to either side of my chin and a thin patch beneath it that doesn't grow any thick facial hair. I want those to be able to grow them so I can develop a beard if I want to dammit!

 

[Rapstah]

Give us before/after pictures.

 

[evil^milk]

I can't grow more than stubble on the sides of my face. I don't think it'll ever change.

For you beard growers, any tips to grow facial hair? My dad says to leave my facial hair growing for two weeks, shave, two weeks shave, etc.

 

[Krynn72]

I'm not quite old enough(only 22), so there's two little patches on my face to either side of my chin and a thin patch beneath it that doesn't grow any thick facial hair. I want those to be able to grow them so I can develop a beard if I want to dammit!

How is 22 not old enough? What are you, some kind of girly man?

Beards are nice, but handle bar mustaches cannot be beat in the facial hair category.

 

[AiM]

I can't grow more than stubble on the sides of my face. I don't think it'll ever change.

For you beard growers, any tips to grow facial hair? My dad says to leave my facial hair growing for two weeks, shave, two weeks shave, etc.

^ Sounds like bullshit. Facial hair growth is mostly determined by genetics if I remember correctly but it can still vary between person to person. Some can grow a thick beard at an early age while others need to wait till they're older. Then there's those that will probably never be able to grow a full beard. Bottom line, how lucky are you in the gene pool lottery?

 

[Phobie]

Hey I'm behind you with the sideburns, that shit is awesome. However, not so sure about the beard. PICS!

 

[evil^milk]

^ Sounds like bullshit. Facial hair growth is mostly determined by genetics if I remember correctly but it can still vary between person to person. Some can grow a thick beard at an early age while others need to wait till they're older. Then there's those that will probably never be able to grow a full beard. Bottom line, how lucky are you in the gene pool lottery?

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Oh well, I guess I'll have to eat some testosterone pills or something.

(;

 

[nurizeko]

Unfortunately as sexual selection slowly breeds out hairiness in the human race, facial hair might become harder and harder to grow.


As it is, the strongest patch of face for me to grow hair is the upper lip, the mustache. That would be fine if this was the 1970's and/or I was that lead from Queen, but I'm not.

As it is my chin gets somewhat hairy but not enough and my sides are smooth as a babys bottom.

I can grow that little devil patch just below my lower lip though, combined with a mustache I could grow quite the devil look.

But mostly I go clean shaven.

 

[DreamThrall]

How is 22 not old enough? What are you, some kind of girly man?

Beards are nice, but handle bar mustaches cannot be beat in the facial hair category.

Hell, I'm 25 and I still can't grow proper sideburns. I can grow the hell out of a mustache, goatee, neck beard, etc... it just doesn't come in very much in the side burn area. Its pretty obnoxious, especially since my younger brother's been able to do it since he was 19.

 

[Remus]

Tried growing a beard once, and my face was itchy as hell.
Never doing that again

 

[Raziaar]

How is 22 not old enough? What are you, some kind of girly man?

LOL.

Nah. It's just those two tiny patches that don't want to grow any facial hair(at least not much). I can grow scraggly and then full stubble in all the other areas of my face though.

22 is still technically young when it comes to facial hair growth, unless you have like Eastern European roots or something. LOL.

 

[Cormeh]

I've got this whole Gordon Freeman thing going on right now. It's awesome.

 

[Que-Ever]

Grow sideburns, join the awesome club.

I've been shaving since I was twelve. Hoo-ah

 

[jerkasaur]

^ Sounds like bullshit. Facial hair growth is mostly determined by genetics if I remember correctly but it can still vary between person to person. Some can grow a thick beard at an early age while others need to wait till they're older. Then there's those that will probably never be able to grow a full beard. Bottom line, how lucky are you in the gene pool lottery?

correct, I'm nearly 18 and I have full beard, while a relative is 24 now without a single facial hair. (any language mistakes in my sentence? if any, plz let me know)

 

[Jimmeh]

I've had sideburns in one form or another since I was probably about 15. Ranging from fluffy bits on the side of my face to proper meaty sides last year. These days though my hair is ridiculously short, but the sideburns are still there. I feel naked without them. D:

As for actual beards, I've more often than not got a trampy unshaven/stubble look going, out of laziness more than anything else. I really can't be ****ed to shave every day.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I'm 19 and have but a few chin hairs and an ugly shady mustache that I shave compulsively. So yeah, genetics :\

 

[Stigmata]

I fully support your future beardedness.

I'm 20 and I still can't grow a proper one. And I can't blame genetics because my dad had no problem growing one, and I don't think anyone on my mom's side had hair problems.

 

[Absinthe]

Do et.

But it better be a full, proper beard. Otherwise you'll just look sleazy, like me.

 

[NeptuneUK]

*Is reminded of Dexter's lab, where he gets a beard*

 

[MJ12]

I want a Salvador Dali Mustache so bad.

I plan to dye it pink one day too.

 

[Lamarrfz]

I'm with you!

 

[MJ12]

Curly/Devil Mustaches > beards

 

[Dan]

I can't not grow sideburns. Even if I shave them up, they always manage to creep back down within a few weeks. I grew a beard over the last month because of cold sores.

 

[Stigmata]

Do you know what cold sores are?

Herpes.

D:

 

[Emporius]

Grow some Mutton Chops :thumbs:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I've been growing one for about 3 weeks now.


It's stylish AND sexy. Go for it.

(throat area) of my neck

For the ****ing lose. It takes forever just to shave it all off.

 

[Krynn72]

Grow a neck beard, and only a neck beard.

 

[Phobie]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Gray Fox]

...or at least sideburns. Who's with me?

Post your pic.

 

[Stigmata]

Grow a neck beard, and only a neck beard.

This.

 

[evil^milk]

I've been growing one for about 3 weeks now.


It's stylish AND sexy. Go for it.

For the ****ing lose. It takes forever just to shave it all off.

Not to mention, it's a bitch to shave that part of the hair.

Grow a neck beard, and only a neck beard.

:naughty:

 

[Gormanmod]

 

[Godron]

*highjacks thread*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8ycaN-bIMY

A talking neck beard, mate. Hell yeah.

I can only be arsed to shave once a week, which is why I tend to look like Shagy of Scooby-Doo.

 

[Phobie]

Shaggy was hot, let's not kid ourselves here. Man I wanted to be Velma. Now that I kind of turned out like her it's a bit disappointing.

 

[Jintor]

I'm trying for sideburns. Uh, sort of.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Hey I'm behind you with the sideburns, that shit is awesome. However, not so sure about the beard. PICS!

I don't think I've ever met a woman who liked sideburns.
I have sideburns, although recently they have turned into a full beard. It started at Christmas, where I ate so much that I just... sort of... couldn't be bothered doing much of anything any more.

 

[delusional]

Grow one of these