I think I'm mildly Paranoid + Sucidal.

Hmph.

If these things are the worst of your worries, then be goddamn thankful. Most of you live in good homes with good families, can afford computers, have no debt to speak of, and a safety net to catch you when it all goes wrong.

I don't mean to be harsh, but have you ever thought about how much you take for granted?
 
I don't mean to be harsh, but have you ever thought about how much you take for granted?
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Yes, yes i have and it saddens me D:
 
Boo ****ing hoo.
My Six key hasn't been working for months.
It was hard, but I pulled through, the samartitans really helped.
 
JNightshade said:
Meh. Just sit up, straighten your tie, and politely tell the people that don't like you to **** off. Don't off yourself, just stand up for yourself.
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Ennui said:
Watch Garden State and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and then hug your TV.
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Quoted, because that's probably the best advice you'll be able to pull out of this thread.

However, if you do decide to become an hero, don't hack at your wrists like an emo bitch, go out with a bang. Literally.
 
Solaris said:
Boo ****ing hoo.
My Six key hasn't been working for months.
It was hard, but I pulled through, the samartitans really helped.
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The only way you will solve your problem is to take responsibility for it.
That means not advertising to the world that you're "mildly Paranoid + Sucidal" in order to get a sympathetic ear, blaming other people or acting the victim.
Realise that YOU control YOUR life, and when you have no friends, fail your exams, can't get a date or whatever, it's YOUR fault - understand that, and magic things will happen. Whether or not the blame lies entirely with you in each situation is irrelevant - only you can change the outcome for yourself.
Telling you what to do would be a waste of energy. Change your attitude, learn how to be a man. Your problem and all the other related problems will solve themselves when you accomplish that.
It's not going to be easy or quick. But it IS entirely up to you, which means it is entirely within your power to change your life. So do it.
 
i guarrentee you're just a teen, probably in high school or middle school.

its a common phase that some people go through at your age, and you'll get through it. just stop worrying so much about what other people think about you and make some friends.
 
Maybe people would stop hating you if you didn't bump 2 year old threads for no reason.
 
Garden State depressed the hell out of me, cause it was kinda scary how much I could relate to it... don't really remember which part though, now I try and think of it >_>
 
GordonFreeman, shut up, quit whining, and enjoy life.

I've been to the point where I thought the entire world was fake, and I was sitting in my chair screaming at myself "HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS REAL?????????????". I couldn't tell if my friends were real, I thought maybe I was part of an alien race of brains even, and that all they are is brains hooked up to a machine. I thought that the human race was all imagined by me. I thought everything, thomas edison, the TV, all the buildings I was seeing, were fake, and that I was either schizophrenic, in a coma, or not even human.

I've been to a point where I wouldn't go outside of my house because I thought it'd give me a panic attack.

Don't for one second tell me that you are paranoid. I will spit on you if you do.
 
sinkoman said:
I've been to the point where I thought the entire world was fake, and I was sitting in my chair screaming at myself "HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS REAL?????????????". I couldn't tell if my friends were real, I thought maybe I was part of an alien race of brains even, and that all they are is brains hooked up to a machine. I thought that the human race was all imagined by me. I thought everything, thomas edison, the TV, all the buildings I was seeing, were fake, and that I was either schizophrenic, in a coma, or not even human.
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Now is anyone else here seeing a weak connection to the plot of a movie which I happen to forget the name of? Now what was that movie.... hmmm... Oh I know! The Matrix, I'm sure no one knows what I'm talking about.

Hehehe
 
Darkwolf said:
Now is anyone else here seeing a weak connection to the plot of a movie which I happen to forget the name of? Now what was that movie.... hmmm... Oh I know! The Matrix, I'm sure no one knows what I'm talking about.

Hehehe
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Really, think about it.

How can you be positive that anything around you right now is real? There is no "reality test" you can take to be sure that you're not imagining everything.

Really scares me tbh.
 
sinkoman said:
Really, think about it.

How can you be positive that anything around you right now is real? There is no "reality test" you can take to be sure that you're not imagining everything.

Really scares me tbh.
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What difference does it make?
Really?
'I think therefore I am' is all I really need.
 
Grab a drink and relax, take a nap and if disturbed slug the person who disturbs you in the abdomen and say F*ck Off
 
repiV said:
The only way you will solve your problem is to take responsibility for it.
That means not advertising to the world that you're "mildly Paranoid + Sucidal" in order to get a sympathetic ear, blaming other people or acting the victim.
Realise that YOU control YOUR life, and when you have no friends, fail your exams, can't get a date or whatever, it's YOUR fault - understand that, and magic things will happen. Whether or not the blame lies entirely with you in each situation is irrelevant - only you can change the outcome for yourself.
Telling you what to do would be a waste of energy. Change your attitude, learn how to be a man. Your problem and all the other related problems will solve themselves when you accomplish that.
It's not going to be easy or quick. But it IS entirely up to you, which means it is entirely within your power to change your life. So do it.
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This is good advice. Take it.
 
Aye, I'm backing up Badger and repiV here.
 
sinkoman said:
GordonFreeman, shut up, quit whining, and enjoy life.

I've been to the point where I thought the entire world was fake, and I was sitting in my chair screaming at myself "HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS REAL?????????????". I couldn't tell if my friends were real, I thought maybe I was part of an alien race of brains even, and that all they are is brains hooked up to a machine. I thought that the human race was all imagined by me. I thought everything, thomas edison, the TV, all the buildings I was seeing, were fake, and that I was either schizophrenic, in a coma, or not even human.

I've been to a point where I wouldn't go outside of my house because I thought it'd give me a panic attack.

Don't for one second tell me that you are paranoid. I will spit on you if you do.
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For like two years I went around with the fixed idea that my life was like The Truman show. I quite literally believed that maybe everyone around me, including my parents were acting to be who they were and I was the only "real" person in the world. It was really pretty ****ing horrible.
 
jesus talk about self centered. both you and the quoted one.
 
repiV said:
The only way you will solve your problem is to take responsibility for it.
That means not advertising to the world that you're "mildly Paranoid + Sucidal" in order to get a sympathetic ear, blaming other people or acting the victim.
Realise that YOU control YOUR life, and when you have no friends, fail your exams, can't get a date or whatever, it's YOUR fault - understand that, and magic things will happen. Whether or not the blame lies entirely with you in each situation is irrelevant - only you can change the outcome for yourself.
Telling you what to do would be a waste of energy. Change your attitude, learn how to be a man. Your problem and all the other related problems will solve themselves when you accomplish that.
It's not going to be easy or quick. But it IS entirely up to you, which means it is entirely within your power to change your life. So do it.
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you have made my day
 
AJ Rimmer said:
For like two years I went around with the fixed idea that my life was like The Truman show. I quite literally believed that maybe everyone around me, including my parents were acting to be who they were and I was the only "real" person in the world. It was really pretty ****ing horrible.
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that's a level of paranoia approaching schizophrenia... it might be wise to see a psychiatrist

rambler said:
jesus talk about self centered. both you and the quoted one.
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I'm beginning to suspect you're a troll, entirely because you couldn't possibly post something like this without catching the overwhelming irony of it
 
Ennui said:
that's a level of paranoia approaching schizophrenia... it might be wise to see a psychiatrist
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Don't think I haven't thunk about it. But it's been a good long while since I entertained that notion by now.
 
sinkoman said:
GordonFreeman, shut up, quit whining, and enjoy life.
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I'll go with the shut up and quit whining parts (although I mean it in the nicest possible way). Enjoying life comes later.

I've been to the point where I thought the entire world was fake, and I was sitting in my chair screaming at myself "HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS REAL?????????????". I couldn't tell if my friends were real, I thought maybe I was part of an alien race of brains even, and that all they are is brains hooked up to a machine. I thought that the human race was all imagined by me. I thought everything, thomas edison, the TV, all the buildings I was seeing, were fake, and that I was either schizophrenic, in a coma, or not even human.

I've been to a point where I wouldn't go outside of my house because I thought it'd give me a panic attack.

Don't for one second tell me that you are paranoid. I will spit on you if you do.
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Oh, he's definitely paranoid. You were just kerr-azy. :thumbs: :E
I spent most of my life in Freeman's position, though I never went so far as to be suicidal. It took me years to sort it out (and I'm still ironing out some aspects ever so slightly), but after having done so I wouldn't change anything. And that includes a lot of bad shit I ain't about to mention here. It's made me an immeasurably stronger and wiser person that I would ever have been if I'd just had a normal childhood.
From Freeman's perspective, I see it as an opportunity. He has the potential to be greater than he could have ever hoped to be if all his troubles had never existed. I hope he realises that potential.
 
Ennui said:
that's a level of paranoia approaching schizophrenia... it might be wise to see a psychiatrist
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Nah, the mind of a schizophrenic (or so i've read) manipulates what it sees so that doubting the reality of anything never comes to mind.

If he was schizophrenic, then he'd be positive that he was in a fake world. The General Anxiety patient merely thinks "how can you tell? HOW?".

Help never hurts though :)
 
lol my computer is broken lol
guess my life is over lol lol lol

Seriously, go to some starving ugandan village and stay there for a week. Accomplish that and then kill yourself if you still think your life is so awful.
Hell, I'll kill you myself.
 
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