I wanna work for G-Man!

[swdarin]

I graduate high school in 2006. That's right, right now I'm in junior year. Right now my plans after graduating high school is undecided. I wish the G-Man from the Half-Life games was a real person, not a fictional character from a video game. That's right, I wish G-man is a real person, I want G-Man to offer me a job. I want to work for G-Man! If G-Man was a real person, I would work for him after I graduate. I would like to hear him say to me, "if you like to work for me, enter this portal and i'll simply take it as a yes."

 

[McFly]

i would too, but ya know what, he dont exist.
try out for the CIA. i might

 

[Beast206]

My niece did a brief stint with the CIA, It isn't as cool as you think.

 

[McFly]

i know, but its like cops. welll, maybe

 

[Mr-Fusion]

And i hope to be batman when i graduate. I'm still searching for a cave to build my hideout. Also, aquiring parts and fuel for my Batwing jet will be quite difficult.

Dreams can come true though!

 

[swdarin]

i would too, but ya know what, he dont exist.
try out for the CIA. i might

that's why i said i wish he was real. I also would like him to watch over me like how he watched over gordon freeman

 

[McFly]

that's why i said i wish he was real. I also would like him to watch over me like how he watched over gordon freeman

wtf............
does your daddy still hold your hand when you cross the street?

 

[Beast206]

that's why i said i wish he was real. I also would like him to watch over me like how he watched over gordon freeman

Not too sure about that one. I seem to remember the creep walking away as I was engaged in any number of firefights. Didn't really strike me as a good employer.

 

[XtremesT]

Does anyone else find this thread a little strange.. wanting g-man to be real to work for him.. and to watch over you? I want a pokeman to be real, so i could use him for robbing banks, and to take over the world!

 

[spitcodfry]

If my friend had his way Hentai girls would do *favors* for him all day long.

 

[swdarin]

Does anyone else find this thread a little strange.. wanting g-man to be real to work for him.. and to watch over you? I want a pokeman to be real, so i could use him for robbing banks, and to take over the world!

no, no, i said i want g-man to keep his eye on me like how he kept his eye on gordon freeman before he talked to him. remember those times in Half-Life 1 when you spotted G-man, who is actually watching you, but suddenly he walks away from you? dont tell me you guys haven't played Half-Life 1!

 

[kirovman]

I wish the G-man would rest his hand comfortingly on my shoulder and say "Wisely done Mr Freeman I will see you up in Bed"

That's right, that's what I want.

 

[AlaskanStewie]

I wish the G-man would rest his hand comfortingly on my shoulder and say "Wisely done Mr Freeman I will see you up in Bed"

That's right, that's what I want.

Stay away from my children... :rolling:

 

[Danyar]

i would like to work for G-man too, but first i would set
"god mode"

 

[Xenome]

To topicstarter: If you are older then 13 years you have a serious problem..

 

[brightgreen]

But of course he exists ... you work for him in the game

Source is a reality too! Don't discriminate just because it's virtual!

LOL

 

[Ikerous]

To topicstarter: If you are older then 13 years you have a serious problem..

He said he's a junior, so thats like sixteen

 

[swdarin]

NO NO LISTEN CAREFULLY! you guys got the wrong idea, i'm trying to say is that i want g-man to watch over me to see how skilled i am in combat when i fight aliens, that's like how gordon got hired. and then after those times g-man watched gordon fighting, he offered him a job because he was impressed with his combat skills. and no i don't have a serious problem and I am not smoking! I get good grades in school. I just dont know what i should do after i graduate. that's all. and i am just saying that i wish g-man was real so i can work for him. DOES ANYONE HERE UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM TRYING TO TALK ABOUT?!

 

[poseyjmac]

gman hired gordon because he looks so darn sexy in that hazard suit

 

[Ikerous]

I understand ya man. You like men to watch you.. its okay. We all do. Deep down. You dont have any serious problems and you dont smoke anything? Sucks for you :-/

 

[swdarin]

no i dont like men to watch me. all of what i have said before, i am trying to say that i want to be hired the exact same way like how gordon was hired by g-man. dont you remember the story of HL1? I AM NOT TRYING TO BE WEIRD OR ANYTHING! agh....

 

[swdarin]

I am not attracted to men and you guys dont know what i am trying to talk about.

 

[poseyjmac]

hehe, i do, i dont think you're gay. many of these guys are weirdos so they brought up homosexuality and stuff.

 

[swdarin]

these guys are beginning to bug me. they think i'm weird and attracted to G-Man but I'm not, im trying to say that i liked to be hired the same way like how gordon encountered g-man a couple of times during the events of HL1 where he was watching how gordon survives in the black mesa accident and tries to avoid you and then later in the end gordon got hired by him in HL1. I am not saying that G-Man is maybe attracted to me, i am trying to say that that is how it happened in HL1. how gordon got hired in HL1 is what i wish to happen to me.

 

[kirovman]

What? In my version of Half-Life the G-man is in a pink bikini.

Please send me your weird, crazy version.

 

[swdarin]

What? In my version of Half-Life the G-man is in a pink bikini.

Please send me your weird, crazy version.

most of you here are beginning to make me mad. :flame:

 

[Danimal]

NO NO LISTEN CAREFULLY! you guys got the wrong idea, i'm trying to say is that i want g-man to watch over me to see how skilled i am in combat when i fight aliens, that's like how gordon got hired. and then after those times g-man watched gordon fighting, he offered him a job because he was impressed with his combat skills. and no i don't have a serious problem and I am not smoking! I get good grades in school. I just dont know what i should do after i graduate. that's all. and i am just saying that i wish g-man was real so i can work for him. DOES ANYONE HERE UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM TRYING TO TALK ABOUT?!

Dont worry, alot of people are usually wierd here, it seems everyday there is one more sexual reference involving guys with guys. I really hate this

 

[swdarin]

Dont worry, alot of people are usually wierd here, it seems everyday there is one more sexual reference involving guys with guys. I really hate this

I am not trying to make any sexual references here in the first place.

alright all of you, forgot about the part i said about being watched by G-man earlier

 

[Danimal]

I am not trying to make any sexual references here.

I didnt say you sdid, i was telling you not to go mad becuase of some people here. Sorry for the wrong impression

I reckon it would be cool working for the G-man as well :thumbs:

 

[swdarin]

I didnt say you sdid, i was telling you not to go mad becuase of some people here.

oh okay

 

[Danyar]

to SWDARIN: come on!! just tell me how much does he pay. today i'm goin' to start working for him.

 

[kaf11]

i would suggest you stop digging yourself into a deeper hole. people are taking this the wrong way.

 

[Spartacus]

Your not alone, Swdarin. I love him too. Who wouldn't like the Gman? Hes flaming hot. I also wish he was, real, so I could be 'hired' for him.

Or maybe I need to figure out what color the sky is....

 

[Icarus]

Serves no perpose, you had your fun.

*Closed*