I want to hurt someone

[Uriel]

It's 2:00 a.m. here and someone just threw an egg at my apartment window, the one in my room.

Wtf, who does this?

 

[Combine Hybrid]

it was me. and I'm going to do it again tomorrow.

 

[Hellrider]

lol I did that once a long time ago

 

[Raziaar]

It's Halloween, cheer up.

 

[mindless_moder]

now now ...

"You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.' But I say to you, Do not resist one who is evil. But if any one strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also; and if any one would sue you and take your coat, let him have your cloak as well; and if any one forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles. Give to him who begs from you, and do not refuse him who would borrow from you. You have heard that it was said, 'You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He makes His sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust." (Matthew 5:38:45 RSV)

 

[The Monkey]

Buy a gun and kill him the next time you see him.

 

[Cormeh]

Guns don't kill people!
MORMOMS DO!
(And so do tha police!)

Be happy it's not your car. Eggs can ruin the paintwork on a car. I know because myself and a group of others egged a whole lot of property on our last senior day of high school.

 

[Smoke]

Simply purchase a gun.

 

[15357]

Mwahahaha I live 15 stories up so nobody can throw an egg at my window.

 

[sinkoman]

Mwahahaha I live 15 stories up so nobody can throw an egg at my window.

 

[-Psy-]

Grab a set of cutlery and start throwing them at anybody who dares to egg your house.

 

[Xendance]

Mwahahaha I live 15 stories up so nobody can throw an egg at my window.

I bet you run out of breath when running up the stairs

 

[Dinkleberry]

Get an ironic revenge:

 

[CptStern]

Guns don't kill people!
MORMOMS DO!

moreMOMS are hot!



:naughty:

 

[The Monkey]

No milfs in this thread, plz.

 

[Uriel]

moreMOMS are hot!



:naughty:

no sry itz moreMan

kthxbi

 

[Absinthe]

They were just offering breakfast. Why so angry?

 

[AKIRA]

me and my friends used to drive around egging wiggers...

 

[CyberPitz]

They were just offering breakfast. Why so angry?

I know. If your window was open, it would have landed safely on your pillow, and you woulda had some bacon in a few minutes.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Get an ironic revenge:

This wins. Thread over.

 

[CptStern]

I know. If your window was open, it would have landed safely on your pillow, and you woulda had some bacon in a few minutes.

maybe it was the lord providing the meal but he left his window closed ...good thing he didnt start with bacon

 

[kirovman]

If God really exists, bacon and eggs are going to await me tomorrow when I wake up.

I guarantee it.

 

[Asknoone]

God threw the egg.

 

[Bad^Hat]

They were just offering breakfast. Why so angry?

Yeah. Next time just be ready with a pan

 

[DEATH eVADER]

I friend of mine skipped an egg out of a moving bus. It slid along the roof of the car parallel to us, went through the sun roof, and exploded on a Guy, a Women and a little baby in the back seat.

The car then proceeded to follow the bus until we got to the bus station, at which point my mate decided to leg it, before the guy following the bus got to him.

 

[brink's]

It's 2:00 a.m. here and someone just threw an egg at my apartment window, the one in my room.

Wtf, who does this?

Oh Boo...Fricking...Woo

A while back i was walking down the street when i noticed these two guys running in the opposite direction i was going, i moved aside because i noticed they were in a hurry and one said " WANNA FIGHT!!" and punched me in the face...and continued running.

A few weeks back i was waiting at the bus stop late at night with my friends sister, talking about nothing inparticular when all of a sudden i feel this blinding pain my side, i had no idea what was going on until i felt it and realized that someone had driven by in a truck and shot me with a paintball...WHO THE **** DOES THAT???

Srry about you window...pussy

 

[-Psy-]

Sounds like everyday life in Britain.

 

[AKIRA]

Oh Boo...Fricking...Woo

A while back i was walking down the street when i noticed these two guys running in the opposite direction i was going, i moved aside because i noticed they were in a hurry and one said " WANNA FIGHT!!" and punched me in the face...and continued running.

A few weeks back i was waiting at the bus stop late at night with my friends sister, talking about nothing inparticular when all of a sudden i feel this blinding pain my side, i had no idea what was going on until i felt it and realized that someone had driven by in a truck and shot me with a paintball...WHO THE **** DOES THAT???

Srry about you window...pussy

maybe no one likes you

 

[brink's]

maybe no one likes you

Im sure thats part of it.....

 

[Higlac]

Get an ironic revenge:

Have you ever seen one of these things go off?

Sorry about the window. Have an airsoft gun ready next time... and take off the orange tip...

 

[Kula Meenur]

Get an ironic revenge:

<3 :thumbs: