I WAS CAUGHT!

Tacoeaterguy said:
New here. Yep. Sorry. But anyway, I was just over my friends house, and I come home to see that internet explorer is up on my computer in my room. Ok.... that meens my dad was on the computer. Oh well....


Crap.....


The history of all the sites I've vistited are up on the screen...

The list clearly has porn in it...

My dad hasn't confronted me yet.... so maybe it was my brother on the computer.
He was acting really odd when I was talking to him 5 minutes ago. So yeah. Never been caught looking up porn. Thats what just happend to me 15 mins ago. Very nervous, pacing in my room. Alright, idk what to do... shiit.... ehhh..... help what should I do...:(
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Tell your dad to grow a ****ing pair. Teenage boys watching porn is a natural ritual of growing up. Though its adorable your freaking out. You've still got to run the gauntlet of getting caught having a tug or with a girl.

Dragon bloke said:
Depends on what kind of porn and your gender.

If your a male and was looking at nude women, then it was probably a sigh of relief tbh.
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This.



Better yet, just don't say anything, see how this pans out. Chances are he'll say nothing.
 
We demand to know what you were looking at. Show us the porn so you may be judged.
 
Darkside55 said:
We demand to know what you were looking at. Show us the porn so you may be judged.
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I'm cool with that. It was girl on guy action. Ehhh... but the last clip I watched. It was in the crazy section of the site. Still girl on guy though. I feel like i'de get banned if I posted link... so...
 
I walked into the spare room that we have now that my sister moved out, and it has my dad's laptop in there that I use when my parents are teaching in the living room. I opened the laptop and a naked girl popped up. I just closed the laptop, watched tv, then pretended that I never saw it (it might be good for some blackmail though).

I myself have never gotten caught, however (Google Chrome incognito;)).
 
OR "Yeah, I look at porn, at least I'm not getting a girl pregnant!"

I really wanna see the reaction to that one.
 
Tell him you were doing a research project for school.


if you're a pussy
Once when I was younger I was afraid I got my ex pregnant, so I did a bunch of research on it, and my dad found all the sites, and I was like "Uh... my friend, she thinks she's pregnant, and you know, I wanted to look up information for her....." And my dad was like "Oh, good friend, shame she does those things" and I was like "heh, yeah..."
 
One of my mates told me he once found a load of porn sites he'd never been on in his history. He doesn't have a brother and sister was way too young at the time. He said "I now know what kind of porn my dad likes" so it sounds like there was some theme running through it. He didn't elaborate though.
 
Chrome's Incognito window ftw.

Doesn't really matter for me though, since this is my desktop and no body else use's it but me. Although on the odd occasion my brother's use the internet on my computer I don't want them to type something in the search bar and see suggested porn sites pop up.
 
Nothing passes the torch quite like jerking off to your dad's internet explorer history.
 
I have been caught masturbating by 3 friends on one occasion (2 female, 1 male). That was embarrassing.
 
You better have ended up having sex with the females.

and the male
 
You better mean "I had sex with them on the bus when I was 13."
 
Yeah, I've done it on public transport myself, but I never got caught. That or nobody felt like bothering me.

Man, there was a time when I would have done it anywhere, now that I think about it. Weird.
 
Your dad will understand, bro.

He used to do the same thing. Albeit with Playboy.
 
as long as you're not on stileproject or e****t...then don't worry. MILFs would definitely raise an eyebrow as would anal gaping or anal milkshakes.


i better stop giving the kid ideas, shouldn't i? :cheese:
 
jverne said:
as long as you're not on stileproject or e****t...then don't worry. MILFs would definitely raise an eyebrow as would anal gaping or anal milkshakes.


i better stop giving the kid ideas, shouldn't i? :cheese:
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No, you should give him better ideas.
 
Shut it.

Anyway, what kind of crazy debauched society do you people live in where you **** on public transport? I've never had sex anywhere except beds, floors and, er, fields.
 
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There's some sort of visual metaphor here relevant to the subject of this thread.
 
Sulkdodds said:
Shut it.

Anyway, what kind of crazy debauched society do you people live in where you **** on public transport? I've never had sex anywhere except beds, floors and, er, fields.
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some of us just don't prefer the ascetic life of sex in beds...floor is so last century. out in fields..hmm...i depends on how thick the brush is. if it's open terrain then ok, otherwise no
 
This thread is making me feel randy.
I am going to re-read it from the beginning, slowly at first.
Then, faster, and ... faster, until I ... OHHHHH!!!!1!!11!ONE



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