I will have no more G-man theories!

[Dr.Freeman]

Yes, and Alyx is Gordons mom.

hahahahahah i lol'd...

 

[Reflex]

 

[jet_porkins]

That's the thread that got me to join.

And you all rued the day. >: D

If you're talking about Alyx Lovin', that was started April 2008. Apparently you joined in 2006.

































You're the Gman, aren't you.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Ohshi-

 

[Ennui]

I respectfully disagree. http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=140752 is the best thread ever.

One of my most promising creations. I'm quite proud of it.

 

[Sheepo]

You mods are no fun at all

:arms:

 

[freakyflor]

BEHOLD,

the truth:

G-man is gay.


G(ay)-Man.


Also he's Alyx' son.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

More like Bill G(ates)-man.

 

[McGooTheWise]

If you're talking about Alyx Lovin', that was started April 2008. Apparently you joined in 2006.

Rise and shine, Misssster Freeman.

I time traveled.

Maybe it wasn't that thread, but it was one that was similar... Wanting to see more of Alyx and Gordon diggin on each other.

 

[Dr.Freeman]

BEHOLD,

the truth:

G-man is gay.


G(ay)-Man.


Also he's Alyx' son.

Yea yea and Barney is Kleiner's cousin.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

And Lamarr is Gordon's daughter and spouse of Breen.

 

[Dr.Freeman]

And Lamarr is Gordon's daughter and spouse of Breen.

Pff hahahahha.

 

[|\|1g|-|T|\/|@R3]

Yea, and Barney is Kleiner's son which married G-man who was hosted by Gordon Freeman. Lmao!

 

[Apertech]

F&ing Hilarius Tread

 

[Iron Kat]

Interesting despite stickying this it has NOT stopped all stupid, noobish G-Man theories. Did the mods at the time really think that just stickying this would work?!

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Let's hope Valve will reveal something 'bout Gman so these threads will end. Or multiply :|

 

[Raskolnikov]

Given Valve's track record, I think that any information given about the G-Man will be so cryptic that it would only fuel speculation. I don't think there's anything wrong with G-Man discussion in and of itself, it's just the unoriginal or just ridiculous theories.

 

[Iron Kat]

What's wrong with G-Man discussions is that we've had so many of the bloody things. At the start some of them were quite interesting but now we seem to have exhausted ideas and theories so now the stuff people come up with is just old and tired; we've heard them all so many times before.

 

[V-Man339]

Given Valve's track record, I think that any information given about the G-Man will be so cryptic that it would only fuel speculation. I don't think there's anything wrong with G-Man discussion in and of itself, it's just the unoriginal or just ridiculous theories.

That's just it!
Everything original has been done and tried.
All that's left is ridiculous theories!

 

[FireStarter]

G-Man is not real. He is merely a puppet of a larger being, a hologram that can touch you.

Like in Superjail!

 

[Sheepo]

What's wrong with G-Man discussions is that we've had so many of the bloody things. At the start some of them were quite interesting but now we seem to have exhausted ideas and theories so now the stuff people come up with is just old and tired; we've heard them all so many times before.

I would say it's more likely the blatant stupidity of them.

 

[FireStarter]

It's very stupid of us, but it's turning into a contest to see who can come up with the bullshittiest theory.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

It's very stupid of us, but it's turning into a contest to see who can come up with the bullshittiest theory.

I like you, you're smart.

 

[Noodle]

G-Man is the product of the self-aware A.I. that is Windows 7/SkyNet.

 

[Zaz]

Every knows the G-Man is named so because he can only sing in the note of "G"

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Every knows the G-Man is named so because he can only sing in the note of "G"

I like this theory the best.