if a tree falls, and noone is there to hear it, did it make a sound?

[Dalamari]

If I saw a man with 1 hand doing the "finger-to-palm" clap I would say "Oy, that bloke be clappin der" but if it was a 2 handed guy I would just call him a stupid cock and be done with it

 

[KoreBolteR-]

when a tree drops it makes

kinetic energy
sound energy



is there more?

 

[kirovman]

Sound energy is a form of kinetic energy.

This question is not a riddle, it's the same kind of question like "WHY DOES IT RAIN?"

 

[Raziaar]

Sound energy is a form of kinetic energy.

This question is not a riddle, it's the same kind of question like "WHY DOES IT RAIN?"

Because god cries, of course.

 

[kirovman]

Ah, I thought it was the result of evapourated water condensing and falling to earth. How niave of me.

*Kirovman stabs self

 

[OCybrManO]

Because god cries, of course.

... and God cries because you masturbate.

 

[Raziaar]

... and God cries because you masturbate.

If that were the case, there'd be a second global flood.

 

[OCybrManO]

If that were the case, there'd be a second global flood.

Personally, I like to think I'm responsible for at least a lake or two... maybe one of the Great Lakes.

 

[CyberPitz]

another good question: if kelt'ar says somthing really stupid and nobody hears it, is he still an idiot?

If Teta has sex with a guy, but nobody knows about it, is he still gay?!

 

[Raziaar]

If Teta has sex with a guy, but nobody knows about it, is he still gay?!

Just bisexual.

 

[OvA]

If Teta has sex with a guy, but nobody knows about it, is he still gay?!

According to the definition of gay you have to witnes the buttsechs photons with your eyes for the homoerotic display to be true.

 

[CyberPitz]

According to the definition of gay you have to witnes the buttsechs photons with your eyes for the homoerotic display to be true.

Damn..I've been wondering this question since I was a boy!

 

[OCybrManO]

Since this thread is worthless, I think I'll use it to show my..... interesting encounter with ImageDump's warning system. This just happened to me about five minutes ago. I went to look at a picture of a video game mod. I clicked the wrong link (highlighted in the animation) instead of the one to view the picture anyway. Then, this happened.

Spoiler

They went out of their way to warn me about potentially viewing a picture of a video game... then, when I hit "skip this image and see something else" by accident it gave me a picture of a naked woman spreading her ass cheeks (I censored the important bits for the forums). Now, I don't have a list of selected categories (as they mention)... so, I can only assume that either an image was tagged incorrectly or they put games above porn on the obscenity meter. Either way, I thought it was hilarious. Also, why are games filtered out by default?

 

[NotATool]

Actually, if a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around, the tree doesn't exist

I see how you could make the point that what you don't see doesn't exist because whether it is there or not is irrelevant to your life, but what about the butterfly effect?

Maybe the wind caused by the falling tree will cause a tornado somewhere else .

 

[Stigmata]

Nothing exists unless you can experience its presence or effects, directly or indirectly.

 

[Nat Turner]

Nothing exists unless you can experience its presence or effects, directly or indirectly.

That's true.. but it only applies to me.

 

[OvA]

Nothing exists unless you can experience its presence or effects, directly or indirectly.

Prove it.

 

[Vegeta897]

Prove it.

By definition, you can't

 

[Nat Turner]

By definition, you can't

I believe that purple aliens live on the planet Pluto.

 

[CyberPitz]

I believe that purple aliens live on the planet Pluto.

I believe water is on Mars...

/gets water cup on mars candy bar.

 

[Shamrock]

another good question: if kelt'ar says somthing really stupid and nobody hears it, is he still an idiot?

You are gay. Stop posting. Your mother even knows you are gay. I don't want you to post anymore.

The tree does make a sound. If no one is there, it does not mean its soundless. Think about a plane bombing the moon. If there are goldfish in the pond down the street from your house, is there milk in a carton on the sun?

 

[CyberPitz]

You are gay. Stop posting. Your mother even knows you are gay. I don't want you to post anymore.

The tree does make a sound. If no one is there, it does not mean its soundless. Think about a plane bombing the moon. If there are goldfish in the pond down the street from your house, is there milk in a carton on the sun?

Yes.!!

 

[Teta_Bonita]

You are gay.

only for you! <3 :naughty:

 

[Uriel]

You are gay. Stop posting. Your mother even knows you are gay. I don't want you to post anymore.

The tree does make a sound. If no one is there, it does not mean its soundless. Think about a plane bombing the moon. If there are goldfish in the pond down the street from your house, is there milk in a carton on the sun?

I <3 Teta and his wit.

 

[Yuri]

I refuse to participate in a kngHenry created thread!

Oh shit, I just did lol!

 

[Nat Turner]

When two gays have buttsecks, do good Christians miles away get severe back pains?

 

[OCybrManO]

No, but I'm pretty sure that's how Christians get AIDS. You know, since it's a gay virus...

 

[Shippi]

Hear that? That's the sound of a thread closing