If America were a woman....

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she'd be a big tittied woman, and you know how everybody like a big tittied woman. iraq must like big dicked women... cause they are bieng panzy-assed with some rockets on a friggen helicopter... those bastards will get theirs soon enuf... ;)
 
I did not get you?

repeat that in english please...
 
/me hands thehunter1320 a medal. It's about time someone tell it like it is!


However; our enemy isn't the nation of Iraq, it's the cowardly terrorists that hide their. Just so some of you don't think I'm all about taking over the world.
 
Originally posted by thehunter1320
cause they are bieng panzy-assed with some rockets on a friggen helicopter
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Hmmm firing cruise missiles from planes/ships nowhere near the area of combat, thats the man's choice....:rolleyes:
 
Can't believe the f*ckers would even try and fight back. <- sarcasm

And America would be an obese woman.
 
Originally posted by iamironsam
And America would be an obese woman.
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Ahaha, the best joke I seen in awhile.. and so true :cheese:
 
And what do you expect from loin vs Bull to do? (Look at each other or fuk each other). I think the later option is the most logical.
 
I just don't understand.

You take a genocidal dictator from the position of leader of a country and everyone gets pissed.
 
america is an obese soldier man with a crew cut and the constitution in one hand, a big mac in the other, and a rifle strapped to his back

oh and a couch under him with a tv
 
I feel extremely bad for the americans that died on that chopper, however, what pisses me off the most is the fact that nobody gives a shit about the people that died on Iraq's side. We bombed targets that had many civilians in them. As soon as Iraq fights back they are not soldiers, they suddenly become terrorists because of the shit that the government tells you.
 
I'm not pissed about taking out Saddam Hussien, they should have done that in Desert Storm. I'm pissed about an administration that uses incomplete intel to manipulate the public and waging an illegal war. I also don't think anyone should be suprised about the obvious repercussions.
 
he'd be a big tittied woman, and you know how everybody like a big tittied woman. iraq must like big dicked women... cause they are bieng panzy-assed with some rockets on a friggen helicopter... those bastards will get theirs soon enuf...
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What an intelligent thing to say. You really make America, and Americans in general, look wonderful with the way you so eloquently phrased that.
 
Do you think that Bosh give a shit on how many american is killed or will be killed? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOO

he only give a shit on how much oil he can get out of that rich country.
 
yes... it's sad that the big titted woman that is america has gotten plastic surgery.... we're still the most powerful nation in the world
/me backs bags and buys plan ticket to mrBadgers house
 
Originally posted by G0rgon
Do you think that Bush give a shit on how many american is killed or will be killed? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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More american casualties in Iraq means less votes for Bush in the next election. So I assume he does give a shit about it, but for the wrong reason.
 
Damn, you really have no idea what america really is, do you? Also you seem to be blinded by propaganda.
 
i really dont get it, why wouldn't america be a women, oh... right, its a country.....
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i still dont get it, iraq smells, so what?
 
Originally posted by MaxiKana
Damn, you really have no idea what america really is, do you? Also you seem to be blinded by propaganda.
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You sound like you have a firm understanding of what America (or more accurately, the United States) really is. Care to enlighten us?
 
heh heh, the united states is just a human farm!!!

Muhahahhahaha!




yes i am just joking.
 
You think your posts in this thread are funny, hunter? They are most definitely not, and neither are you other peoples jokes though.

I suggest badger/FLS closes the thread before it gets real bad....
 
Hehe...thats the only decent comment in this thread. :D
 
Originally posted by Farrowlesparrow
...I would be worried about why florida was there :)


Anyway, i agree, this thread is just flaming.
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Strap on Dildo maybe????
 
LETS BLOW UP ALL OF IRAQ AND KILL ALL THE INNOCENT PEOPLE TOO BECAUSE WE'RE ASSHOLES!
 
Originally posted by nw909
LETS BLOW UP ALL OF IRAQ AND KILL ALL THE INNOCENT PEOPLE TOO BECAUSE WE'RE ASSHOLES!
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Sounds like fun.

Seriously though...

...think we should ask ourselves. Why do we get hung up over this war in Iraq (Be it that you are for or against it) but not, say for instance, a guy in the next town was just shot? Its put in our faces through the media.

Im not trying to be heartless when i say this but you either get annoyewd about everyone dying or you give up moaning. Thats sounds stupid but when im saying is, you do something about it or shut up because politicians talk all the time and look how much they get done...

(That wasnt directed at you by the way nw909)
 
I agree that the war was probably faught for the wrong reasons, but a far greater reolution has occurred. Now an entire nation is free to vote for their leader, and they can live without fearing soldiers busting through the door and raping their wives & daughters. The threat, that was Saddam, is gone. And please don't insult my country. I don't think anyone said anything about your country, did they?
 
I think we should have used the ole' "bomb the shit outa em like we did with japan" method. That seems to work much better.

And after they are flattened we could turn it into a massive parking lot, and a hell load of cheap gas stations.

Yes, I am kidding, but It would have been easier :p
 
bah the US doesn't have any friggin business there. IMO they should leave at once and let Iraq be. They should've never attacked in the first place without concent of the UN. They were so arrogant to ignore the UN and to do it their way. And what's happening now?? They're trying to get money from other country's to 'rebuild iraq', trying to get Money from country's that never had anything to do with the war or even didn't WANT it. The nerve... . If America gets into financial problem that's their fault, they started the war along with England they can rebuild it now too... . I have absolutely no respect for that puppet you call president bush.
 
Well there is a lot of americans who feel the same way vicelord, i'm one of them... It just angers me to see how easily everyone finds a reason to hate us americans, rather than find a reason to like us... Sure we do a lot of bad, but we do a lot of good also (you think alot of these third world countries are hell holes now? where do you think they would be without the food/medical aide we do give them?) I don't agree with bush, and i'll tell you right now that i didn't vote for him in 2000 and i'm not voting for him in 2004, I just hope our next president will be able to repair the freindships that have been strained and broken due to this iraq war, and put a frienlier face on the american people, i hate being hated the whole world over :( Just keep in mind, an estimated 10,000 innocent people have died in iraq thanks to our war,thats more than three times the numder killed on 9/11, what makes these iraqis' any different than us americans? nothing...
 
I have nothing against americans. I have something against arrogant American towards the war like "They had the nerve to attack us! bla bla " And I have something against the US Gouvernement.
 
Originally posted by LittleB
america is an obese soldier man with a crew cut and the constitution in one hand, a big mac in the other, and a rifle strapped to his back

oh and a couch under him with a tv
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tell me where your from and i can make up some ignorant garbage about you to.




@hunter: people like you are the reason we get so much shit from other nations ......


I dont agree with the reasons we went to iraq but......

Leaving now is a mistake....if you guys cant see that, you are blind.

it would be an even bigger mistake than invading iraq in the first place.
 
I say **** it all. America needs to worry about America, not the rest of the world. If they don't like us, fine. Of course that only relates to sending aid to other countries, not foreign trade. There are enough people dying of diseases in America and clearly it wouldn't hurt to spend $84 Billion on rebuilding our economy rather than rebuilding that worthless country.
 
Originally posted by junkie
I say **** it all. America needs to worry about America, not the rest of the world. If they don't like us, fine. Of course that only relates to sending aid to other countries, not foreign trade. There are enough people dying of diseases in America and clearly it wouldn't hurt to spend $84 Billion on rebuilding our economy rather than rebuilding that worthless country.
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imagine how great our country would be if we spent all our money on ourselves.....instead of the billions we give to countrys around the world in foreign aid.......

people seem to overlook that sometimes.....
 
face it, 'democracy' doesn't work, and countries don't want the US pushing it onto them. granted, saddam was a bit of a prick and he needed to be removed. but wading in swinging your dick and mouthing off will not get results.

as bill hicks once said 'let's just evolve the way we think, let's evolve ideas'. you know what he's talking about? he's talking about doing things 'the right way'. an example, when british troops were in iraq they'd be curteous but firm and would always help civilians. the US troops would do the same, but with an attitude like nothing. they refused to take their sunglasses off, refused to lower their guns. how do i know this? i have a friend in the Royal Engineers. granted the US soldiers probably have reason to do this, but you guys just can't think more than five minutes in front of your faces can you? all these kids in the world are seeing the US as big bullies, going over and bombing and destroying to spread 'democracy'. they're gonna grow up hating the US just like their parents did. it's never gonna stop. the kids will become terrorists and inevitably you'll have to fight back. so 'let's evolve ideas' and stop bombing and whatever else. then they'll have no reason to hate you. simple as that.

(massive stereotyping) and america would be a trailer park girl with 50 kids named lorry truck driver junior and pizza delivery boy junior and would sit on a couch watching american gladiators and wrestling.
 
If the US was a woman she would be; ... hehe

Fat (very fat), sweaty, laying on the couch, remote control in hand, watching people fight on television. Beside her would be a bucket of chips, a bucket of fried chicken, 3 gallons of cola, some apple pie, takeaway from Mc D, and a TV guide.

And she would say things like; "If your not with me you are against me" and "if you irritate me i will sit my fat ass down on your face and steal all your cola" and "uuuuuuuuh" "duuuh" "give me that gun so i can blow your head of". She would be very loud and obnoxious too with greasy hair.

She would fart so much, because of all that food she eats, and the gasses would make the ozone layer have big holes in it so the rest of the neighborhood would overheat.

Then the rest of the neighbors would come protesting outside her window and ask her not to consume all of the food, because they are starving. She would say to them "if you are not with me you are against me" and would shoot all the neighbors that continued to protest against her.

She would have little minions that she sent out around the neighbor hood to watch over Mc D. Kentucky Fried Chicken and the Cola supplier so that she could have continuous supplies of food to her house. And anyone trying to grab some fried chicken or Cola would get shot.

And she would have a little bull dog, called... ... Britain.

Sorry... the temptation was too big to pass on.

:cheers:
 
Originally posted by Ruben
If the US was a woman she would be; ... hehe

Fat (very fat), sweaty, laying on the couch, remote control in hand, watching people fight on television. Beside her would be a bucket of chips, a bucket of fried chicken, 3 gallons of cola, some apple pie, takeaway from Mc D, and a TV guide.

And she would say things like; "If your not with me you are against me" and "if you irritate me i will sit my fat ass down on your face and steal all your cola" and "uuuuuuuuh" "duuuh" "give me that gun so i can blow your head of". She would be very loud and obnoxious too with greasy hair.

She would fart so much, because of all that food she eats, and the gasses would make the ozone layer have big holes in it so the rest of the neighborhood would overheat.

Then the rest of the neighbors would come protesting outside her window and ask her not to consume all of the food, because they are starving. She would say to them "if you are not with me you are against me" and would shoot all the neighbors that continued to protest against her.

She would have little minions that she sent out around the neighbor hood to watch over Mc D. Kentucky Fried Chicken and the Cola supplier so that she could have continuous supplies of food to her house. And anyone trying to grab some fried chicken or Cola would get shot.

And she would have a little bull dog, called... ... Britain.

Sorry... the temptation was too big to pass on.

:cheers:
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you guys are desribing our president..... not if we were a woman.... :p


but i could make up the same crap about your country to.....
 
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