If Clint Eastwood played HL2...

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If Clint Eastwood had played HL2, he would definitly play a little something like this...

Clint found himself in black space with the G-Man staring at him.

"Welcome, Mr. Eastwood...."

"You feelin' lucky, punk?"

Suprised by this, the mysterious face became perplexed. Mr. Eastwood shot him once in the head.

Clint Eastwood totally owned everything, as Johnny Cash sang "The Man comes Around"

After days of listening to the most badass song ever written and sang, Mr. Eastwood, riding on top of a pale horse, found himself at the doorstep of Breen's office.

"And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, and I looked and behold a pale horse, and the name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."

The preacher looked at Breen in the eyes, and as the clock struck noon, drew his 44 and shot teh Breen dead.


THE END.
 
er... yes, very interesting. That was er, different and I'm gald to see that I'm not the only one who thinks that HL needs more Clint Eastwood.
 
maybe even sports games...

Clint: to the 20, the 15, 10, 5, touchdown. wait there is a flag on the field.

John: well, heh, you know if the referee didnt make a mistake then, you know that could be a penalty and could take back the touchdown.

Clint: shut the **** up. i am tired of your ****ing nonsense....BANG....ok ladies and gentlemen no more ****ing interuptions in tonights game.

you know something like that, cause if he doesnt do it i think that i will
 
I have a fevah, and the only prescription for it is MORE EASTWOOD.
 
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