If you could ask Gordon Freeman 1 Question..

[PJ]

What is your opinion on L4D2?

 

[Fiberawptic]

What is your opinion on L4D2?

Gives him more time off, im sure he likes it... jk lol

 

[amaranth]

Do you like Alyx? Because if you don't like her, you should say something.

 

[Kamikazie]

Well that's the 22nd time that questions been asked. Any new ones?

 

[deathcheckedin]

"What were you thinking, dumbass?" (about The BM Incident)

 

[jet_porkins]

If you could crowbar any one person from HL2.net in the nuts who would it be?

In the nuts.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

"So, do you love or hate Marmite?"

 

[Mellish]

You know what, dabomb? You are actually making a good effort and I commend you for that. This is a pretty good topic for a thread.




I think I'd ask him the question that he's probably been waiting for someone to ask: "Do you have any questions?"

Savour the moment.

 

[WriterforHire]

My question definitely would be, why the hell do you follow orders so blindly?

Hey, Doc, why don't you go into the teleportor?

Hey Doc, can you singlehandedly take care of the Strider invasion?

Hey Doc, can you go to the Borealis and retrieve this "Super, Awesome, Omega Weapon tm"?

Seriously, the guy's a pushover.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Yeah cmon. Give the guy a break.
I'de ask him why he doesnt use contacts.

I would ask "Do you like Alyx?" Simple. Or maybe "how many moar hl2's are coming out"

Look at this post.
TELL ME HE NEEDS BREAK.
SAY IT TO MY FACE, LOOK ME IN THE EYES.

 

[arch5]

By hl2's I meant episodes. -.-
And how do you look somebody in the eyes over the internet.........?

 

[gFrohman]

Easy.

Look into my eyes...

...and stop with the unnecessary posting.

 

[lefty]

By hl2's I meant episodes. -.-
And how do you look somebody in the eyes over the internet.........?

webcams?

 

[jet_porkins]

I CANT STOP STARING AT THAT CAT

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

Look at this post.
TELL ME HE NEEDS BREAK.
SAY IT TO MY FACE, LOOK ME IN THE EYES.

I actually cannot. Back when I said that, I had no idea that he spammed this crap all the time. GordonFreeman911, all I can say, is sorry. I greatly apologize.

 

[gFrohman]

I CANT STOP STARING AT THAT CAT

Thank God it's not my cat.

 

[Maestro]

Oh, goody! I can grope it, then!

 

[WriterforHire]

Oh, goody! I can grope it, then!

Bad images. Bad, bad images.

Anyway, another question I'll ask is what keeps him going. Seriously, when was the last time Gordon took a breather?

 

[jeepis]

"Doesn't it kinda freak you out that you can pick shit up without using your hands?"

 

[amaranth]

Have you eaten headcrab and if so, does it taste good?

 

[McGooTheWise]

Easy.

Look into my eyes...
*snip*
...and stop with the unnecessary posting.

Shoulda been ghost rider. :/

 

[WriterforHire]

Seriously, Gordon ... what happened to the cat?

 

[FISHY CRACKERS]

Have you eaten headcrab and if so, does it taste good?

Well the rebels say it doesn't taste like crab.

Anyway, "Have you ever thought 'Oh christ! Screw it, this shit is bananas!' but of course haven't been able to say it?"

 

[EmrenTheGeneral]

Simple Question
"Do you wanna candy?"

 

[Maestro]

Well the rebels say it doesn't taste like crab.

Anyway, "Have you ever thought 'Oh christ! Screw it, this shit is bananas!' but of course haven't been able to say it?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHI-yo36lDs&feature=related

 

[Fiberawptic]

Have you ever tried any illegal narcotics?

 

[Maestro]

No. But I've used legal narcotics.

Would you like me to describe the experience?

 

[Fiberawptic]

No. But I've used legal narcotics.

Would you like me to describe the experience?

It was a question to Gordon...

 

[Maestro]

I see. I thought that was in response to the Bananas video.

That would be an interesting question, I must admit.

Oh, I've got a good question: What is your position on the status of 'Who started the fire?'

 

[Calhoun]

"Ever been to morphineaddiction.com?"

 

[McGooTheWise]

Ever gone to www.zombo.com ?

 

[Clucker McBawk]

"Why is Barney still alive after he has been killed countless times in Half-Life 1?"

 

[Noodle]

Hey, Gordon. Do you really need a degree from MIT to a) kill things with crowbars and other exotic weapons, and b)push a little cart thing, then trigger the end of the world. Well?

 

[DonHessu]

"what do you feel when you kill a combine?"

And Gordon's answer would be "..."

 

[Fiberawptic]

Ever gone to www.zombo.com ?

I am entirely convinced that i am now brainwashed after clicking on that link...

 

[Morpheus300]

How does it feel to be the man who caused the total annihilation human race?