If you could choose...

Which headcrab/zombie?

  • Normal

    Votes: 10 18.5%

  • Poison

    Votes: 4 7.4%

  • Fast

    Votes: 40 74.1%
  • Total voters
    54
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If the gman came up to you, caged you, and told you you were going to become a zombie and you had to choose which headcrab would zombify you what would you choose? I would choose a normal or fast zombie because the poison headcrab just freaks me out, I once wasted an RPG shot just to kill ONE of them.
 
Normal. I don't want all my flesh to drop off, I don't want to become an inflamed ball of flab, and let's face it, having a mouth in your chest = wicked +.
 
Hmm well if you were a poison zombie you could throw poison headcrabs at someone to bring them down to 1 health and if you double team with a fast zombie....ohh the possibilities.
 
Being a poison zombie looks painful and miserable.
Regular zombies are too slow, and have a tendancy to end up in ashes.

I chose fast zombies... They are fast and... Are harder to kill... And you could really scare the sh** out of someone with that gurgling voice... heh..
 
:cheers: Fast Zombie! They're ugly, but hey they can fight the best and have the most like chance of killing something. Of course, i'd be an even smarter Fast Zombie than the ones in Half Life 2, who only attack, attack, and attack by rushing up to you.
 
Fast seem to be more dosed up on ANGER than the others, so I'll go with them.
 
I'd prefer normal, but fast would probably get me cause those creep me out, too much like spiders for my liking.
 
Poison zombie, because I like being slow so... :) And to throw some Poison headcrabs to be like bodyguards for you is nice as well. :)

And the sound they make when they die is pretty terrifying. :P
 
Yeah u can hear them give out one last cry/moan before they die and you almost feel good for killing them (ending the miserable life)
 
i would choose to break out with my huge balls, i would teabag gman into next week and live forever at the end of the rainbow
 
Well, fast zombies sound as if they are in less physical pain.. but who knows.

The normal zombies scream for help, moan in pain. The poison zombies you can visibly SEE are in pain, and they ALSO moan in pain. But the fast.. they seem overall just PISSED OFF and kind of territorial.. evolved into almost another being rather than a controlled human.

I choose fast then.
 
Hmm, fast zombie I think... being a poison zombie just looks painful, and normal zombies are just pathetic :P
 
SHIPPI said:
Hmm, fast zombie I think... being a poison zombie just looks painful, and normal zombies are just pathetic :P
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Its looks to me that at any moment the fast zombie could just all apart due to the fact that its mostly just a skeleton.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Its looks to me that at any moment the fast zombie could just all apart due to the fact that its mostly just a skeleton.
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Ah well, if you fall to bits it means less time as a zombie! So, you get to terrify people, eat flesh, and are guaranteed a short life span, so... less suffering! yay :E
 
True...but who knows, maybe being a zombie is fun and those screams we hear are actually (admittedly gargled due to the horrible crab on your head and the giant mouth in your chest) screams of joy.
 
Well I won't. You however...well, I will just say that you might want to take some painkillers before you put on the new, hat, that I'm sending through the post.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Well I won't. You however...well, I will just say that you might want to take some painkillers before you put on the new, hat, that I'm sending through the post.
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Oooh, I like presents :D

Yet I get the feeling I might not like this one so much...

...;(
 
fast one...otherwize i would never get to the bathroom in time..
 
Normal cuz they're the prettiest.

Out of the headcrabs the poison one is the prettiest though.
 
Definitely normal headcrab.

The mutilation looks the least painful, and you're much more likely to die quickly instead of surviving for way too long.
 
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