If you could give your past self one piece of advice...

"buy google shares NOW!"

either make money off the future knowledge or try to prevent an atrocity like 9/11.
 
"Take the red pill, all the blue one does is make your dick hard!"
 
:LOL: Rofl PvtRyan

For me: "Take the dam internet out of your room, you never get anything done!"
 
"Hang out with different people, the mates you have right now are a bunch of stoner ****wads"
 
For me,

"Stay as FAR away from her as you can."

and

"For God's sake, don't try to robo trip. Don't do any more drugs. Just STOP"
 
"Sorting yourself out needs to come before going to University, because it'll all bite you in the arse and waste you thousands of pounds and three years of your life"

And

"Don't drink the water... they put something in it, to make you forget! I don't even remember how I got here!". Just because it would be amusing to see how much I can screw myself up :p
 
Don't major in chemical engineering. It sucks.
 
"Do it. You have the chance right now to explore a little bit. Just keep it quiet."
 
"I know you want to eat the yogurt someone put in the freezer but don't microwave it, it'll taste 100x worse than polio drops."
 
Don't get involved with this one girl. And then I would punch past self in the face preemptively for being an idiot.
 
"Save all your money in a high interest savings account, so that I can have it! haaha!"
 
Another one from me, involving another ladyish friend.


*Travels in time to 11 years old*

"Steve, I'm you from the future...Jesus christ stop crying I'm not that much of a disappointment....SHUT UP!...okay now, you know your little "girlfriend"...I know right now you don't care, and you wont shed a tear if you were to lose contact from going to different secondary schools, but seriously man, stay in contact, trust me, she's gonna get hot and your gonna suddenly know what hot means....in special ways. :cheese:, oh and yeah, heres a disk called "the orange box"....what are you doing?....well of course it doesnt work you numpty. Anyway, hold onto that for a few years, you'll know what to do with it and when the time comes, oh and finally here are some sporting event results, and some money to wager on them. No you CANNOT spend it now, and for the love of god, stop hanging out with that Paul guy, he is a bloody twat. Twat reminding me, if you ever start getting tingly feelings for some bird from Japan....just remember this memory *slaps self across the face* NO!....K?....great, seeya!". *poof*
 
"Seriously. Go out and talk to girls while you have the chance."
 
Kill yourself now, it won't get better, and why bother waiting around for it anyway?
 
I wouldn't say a damn thing to my past-self. No regrets :arms:
 
I'd kill myself in the past just to **** with the space-time continuum.
:D
 
And I'd do it just to stop ****ing around wasting humanitites precious resources and brain-power
 
It's ok, I wouldn't be around, so you wouldn't have that thought. So timeline's restored.
 
I'd tell my 7 year old self to work out and stay in shape, I was a fat kid from age 8-13 and it sucked. I'm skinny and good now, but it would've been better to be skinny then.. And the only reason I'm skinny now is because (I'm guessing) puberty sped up my metabolism. I eat like crazy and actually LOSE weight. It's pretty sweet.
 
I would travel back in time 1 year to when I worked at PC Club, and walk into the store with a 45 and gun myself down just to see all of my coworkers reactions. :D
 
Then... Then you'd stop existing?
 
Top Secret said:
I would travel back in time 1 year to when I worked at PC Club, and walk into the store with a 45 and gun myself down just to see all of my coworkers reactions. :D
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and what would happen right after ? if you killed yourself how could you live to travel back in time and kill yourself?.
 
Work harder at your GCSE's, turns out they actually do matter.

Then i'd probably hit myself, because I know I wouldn't take my advice.

On a related topic, anyone else ever leave notes for their future selves? I sometimes leave messages for the version of myself 12 hours or so into the future (some people call it 'writing things down so as to remember them' but I like my description better). My future self invariably ignores my good advice though, which usually ends up screwing over my future future self.

My future self is an ass.


Unrelated: 'hi' to anyone who remembers me from HL2.net days of yore. First post in quite a while. :)
 
mindless_moder said:
and what would happen right after ? if you killed yourself how could you live to travel back in time and kill yourself?.
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We're all aware of all the paradoxes etc. What we could suggest, however, is a new timeline is created, and voila, no problem at all. Doesn't affect him in the slightest :p
 
we so don't need to start discussing time travel
 
To not be such a ****ing bum as a teenager.
 
"Dude, she DOES like you."

Not saying I would want to change this, but just to boost my confidence when I was younger.

edit: I posted my comment and looked up at FoB_Ed post and spat up my water.
 
I would tell myself to not try to be someone im not.
 
Good advice Ravioli.

Good...advice...Teta...
 
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