If you had a headcrab on your head what would you do?

[CombinePolice]

If you had a headcrab on your head what would you do?

It is hard to think about

But you can also use the poll

Can't wait to hear your idea's!

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Probably panic.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[2Fast4U]

I would punch it in the face! Oh wait...

 

[bliink]

Distract it with a tasty melon!

 

[Asknoone]

Head butt a wall, pick it up, put it in a bag, go home, turn on the oven, throw in the crab, wait about half an hour, come back and wala - tasty headcrab.

 

[CombinePolice]

bliink and samon's were quite funny!

 

[Nephtis]

Headcrabs appear to have a toxin and a very powerful suction device. If I had one of me, my entire body would be numb and I would fall the ground as my anti-bodies fought with intellectually advanced alien virsues. I would also expericence a seizure, with blood.

 

[ríomhaire]

I'd try in vain to rip it off.

 

[Ames]

Do the headcrab dance!
Dun dun dun dun DUN da doo da!
Dun dun dun dun DUN da doo da!
Do the headcrab dance!
Dun dun dun dun DUN da doo da!
Dun dun dun dun DUN da doo da!

 

[CombinePolice]

:-D Lol!!

 

[DevgruSeal]

I'd .. I'd probably .. I don't know..Nothing I really have to worry about..

 

[Sheikah42]

have someone kick me in the nuts until it jumps off

 

[Insano]

[Ghostbusters-theme] Who you're going to call... in the neighbourhood... who you're going to call... Gordon Freeman! :O [/Ghostbusters-theme]

Pretty obvious tbh

 

[PickledGecko]

I’d pry it off with a crowbar.

 

[Asknoone]

I think at first sight of a crowbar it would peg it

 

[Evo]

Me, i'd:
DANCE THE MACARENA

DALE A TU CUERPO
ALEGRIA MACARENA
QUE TU CUERPO ES PA DARLE
ALEGRIA Y COSA BUENA
DALE A TU CUERPO
ALEGRIA MACARENA

EEEEEEEEHHHH MACARENA

AAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

 

[Plug]

Definately start singing my favourite song at the top of my lungs.

Imagine a singing dancing zombie!!

 

[GonzoBabbleshit]

I'd make a thread about it

 

[Plug]

I'd make a thread about it

HAHAH!!

 

[Flyingdebris]

i'd be wearing a helmet, and with the headcrab futiley sucking on the helmet, i can safely walk around with a headcrab hat

 

[Sainku]

I would do a combination of screaming and punching, and most likely end up being zombiefied.

 

[CombinePolice]

I'd wear a helmet,the headcrab sucks onto it,i take my helmet off,throw it a wall,walla! the crabs dead!

 

[MiccyNarc]

Type suicide in console.

 

[CyberPitz]

I'd wake up from my dream and think...."Why does my head itch?" then realize there's a headcrab on it, and cry to sleep again.

 

[Insano]

Type suicide in console.

You have to type 'kill' in console to die

 

[CombinePolice]

Joke How To Survive One : Toes,Knee's,Shoulders,Head,Shoulders,Head(THEN I GRAB THE HEADCRAB AND THROW IT AT A WALL,IT FALLS THEN I SQUASH IT WITH MY FEET MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

"zombies suck" Orginally Posted by CombinePolice

 

[605Scorpion]

Headcrabs dig into your body with their legs, and (obviously) most people can't pry it off through strength alone. I hadn't thought about it, but a helmet really would do the trick! I doubt their beak is strong enough to go through a helmet.

Start bashing my head/helmet against a wall, hit with a pipe etc...

 

[lozza]

Sounds like the right time to bash your head against a brick wall.

 

[Shippi]

I'd get all grossed out and run around in circles, then hopefully trip up and smash my head (along with headcrab) against the wall

Problem solved!


Edit: Failing that, I'd go eat some sweet, sweet human flesh

 

[ríomhaire]

Start to sing One Zombie

I can’t remember anything
Can’t tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel to scream
This terrible silence stops me

Now that this crab is through with me
I’m waking up I can not see
That there is not much left of me
Nothing is real but pain now

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please god,wake me

Back in the world it’s much too real
In pumps life that I must feel
But can’t look forward to reveal
Look to the time when I lived

Fed through these beeks that stick in me
Just like a Combine novelty
Tied to thing that makes me be
Cut this life off from me

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please god,wake me
Now the world is gone I’m just one
Oh god,help me hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please God help me

Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell

Headcrab has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell

 

[giant384]

i would jump in toxic waste intil i ditterate and then the headcrab will be off well at least theres one solved problem

 

[MiccyNarc]

You have to type 'kill' in console to die

Screw these confusing UT2k4 vs. HL2 console commands.

 

[Shodan]

Joke How To Survive One : Toes,Knee's,Shoulders,Head,Shoulders,Head(THEN I GRAB THE HEADCRAB AND THROW IT AT A WALL,IT FALLS THEN I SQUASH IT WITH MY FEET MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Upon reading your other posts, I have taken the liberty to decide that you are either;

High as a mother ****er

or

Another Super-Trooper.

I would put a leash on the headcrab and take it for a walk.

 

[Ennui]

show it a picture of bliink then run

 

[Dekstar]

show it a picture of bliink then run

I'm gonna take a leaf out of Bliinks book (and what she's gonna do to Ennui now).

HIT IT WITH T3H B4N ST1CK

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

When I realize I cant do the headbutt and bashing teh headcrab off thing, I would pray for becoming a fast headcrab cuz they are fast, and are quite cool

 

[KoreBolteR]

i think id give it a good pasting....MEH

 

[Count Zero]

I'd go home and get changed into my blood-stained white shirt, and my blue jeans so that I could look exactly like every other zombie in HL2.

 

[Asuka]

Other (Tell On Reply)

1. I wont let it get on my head.
2. I will rip it off as soon as it got on.

 

[Lucid]

Panic.