If you jumped into a pool full of jello....

eat your way out of it, might take some struggling but you could prob get out, if not die in sugary goodness
 
I think the real question is 'Why are we jumping into a pool full of jello in the first place?'
 
Shens said:
I think the real question is 'Why are we jumping into a pool full of jello in the first place?'
no the question is
what would happen if you jumped in a pool full of jello
 
I saw on Brainiac this guy walked across a pool of custard ... that's right, he walked across it, like teh jesus. I guess you would do the same with 'jello' (jelly to us non-retards, hell its our language not yours :LOL:) ... wouldn't like to get stuck in a pool of treacle though.
 
lePobz said:
I saw on Brainiac this guy walked across a pool of custard ... that's right, he walked across it, like teh jesus. I guess you would do the same with 'jello' (jelly to us non-retards, hell its our language not yours :LOL:) ... wouldn't like to get stuck in a pool of treacle though.

You can do the same with a cornflour suspension (try it at home, put some cornflour in a bowl, put some water in, the punch it/try and stir it really fast, or if you have an empty pool, do the same and run across it)

I would be quite scared about jumping into jelly, you would more than likely go straight to the bottom (if it was jelly that had been set) and getting out would be very tricky!
 
I used to love Jello... I wouldn't eat it if it touched my body though *shudders*
 
I would jump in the pool of jello....naked.
 
i think you would feel like 0 g and then die due to lack of o2
 
Tr0n said:
I would jump in the pool of jello....naked.


Thereby rendering 10 tons of jello completely useless within seconds. Way to be efficient :thumbs: :dozey:
 
Shens said:
I think the real question is 'Why are we jumping into a pool full of jello in the first place?'

I think the real question is why aren't we?
 
lePobz said:
'jello' (jelly to us non-retards, hell its our language not yours :LOL:)

Jello is a brand name of dessert gelatin. It's not jelly (IE: The type you spread on toast)
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
Jello is a brand name of dessert gelatin. It's not jelly (IE: The type you spread on toast)

:LOL: jelly on toast, do you mean marmalade/jam?

I love different cultures :D
 
hmm if i jumped into a pool of jello, im sure if i got out i would never eat it again..but maybe if it was pudding...no that would be nastier
 
Murray_H said:
:LOL: jelly on toast, do you mean marmalade/jam?

I love different cultures :D
Well we say jam, too. Jelly and Jam are interchangeable, same thing. xD.

Only.. older folks tend to say jam more often than jelly, I guess.
 
You are not here to make a choice, you already made it, you are here to understand WHY you made it....
 
How high are we jumping from?? Jumping from too high could break the spinal column or rip our arms and legs of..jello is much harder than water..how would I get out??...I don't think you could unless you found a air pocket so you could breathe..then you could slowly eat your way out. :E
 
If I jumped into one... I"LL EAT THEM ALL!!! BWAHAHAHA..

Where am I?
Oh. Sorry.
 
fun fun fun...

/me thinks the surface tension could hold about 2 gajillion people. However, seeing as there are only 7 billion in the world.... :|
 
CREMATOR666 said:
How about we jump into a jar of honey? :D

now really.... how on earth would anybody fit into a jar of honey?

please no dead baby jokes... :x
 
Ranga said:
now really.... how on earth would anybody fit into a jar of honey?

please no dead baby jokes... :x

I'm talking about a BIG jar of honey (because I dont know how to call "the thing" that would be large enough to hold them honey)
 
I haven't had jello for years..

And if you jumped into it, you'd probably make a big mess, a big hole, and get stuck in it. And then everyone would laugh and leave you to eat your way out. Then you'll be stuck with a jello related nickname for the rest of your life :)
 
When you jump into a bowl of jello, the jello will actully melt. So if you don't suffocate in that time, you'll eventually be able to swim in it as a liquid... or drown in it as a liquid.

Jello will melt below body temperature. Heh.
 
Problems that arise with eating your way out: what goes in, must come out. And would you still eat your way out when there's poo floating in it? :eek:
 
The_Monkey said:
And what do you do when you drown?

A completely different kind of suffocation. A suffocation of liquid in the lungs :cheers:

Oh. and read this! Quite humorous. Haven't gotte anywhere near the end I don't think.

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/jello/


EDIT: aww, damn. it ends way too soon. Guess its just a preview for a book :-(
 
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