If you just got out of jail.

[Escaep]

What would be the first thing(s) you would do? See your attorney? See your family / friends? Come here to hl2.net? Go commit more crimes?

 

[Cormeh]

Take the amulet to Jauffre.

 

[Seppo]

Illegally download something.

 

[Baal]

Right those who wronged me.

.....by living a long and happy life.

:|

 

[Eejit]

Try to roll a 10 to land on Free Parking.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Do a barrel roll.

 

[mechanicallizard]

buy a milkshake.(vanilla)

 

[Rizzo]

Find out who set me up.

Prison break style.
Which is **** never, god i hate that show.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Get a piece of ass.

 

[Kamikazie]

buy a milkshake.(vanilla)

Your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

I'd take a trip to a random country that I've never been to before.

 

[Sam]

Rape, murder, arson and rape.

 

[Cormeh]

Rape, murder, arson and rape.

You said rape twice.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

 

[DigiQ8]

Go find Kamikazie.

 

[MJ12]

Really depends who did/didn't keep in contact with me, it also depends how long I've been there.

 

[Lucid]

Really depends on how long we were in jail for.

 

[Escaep]

Really depends on how long we were in jail for.

I don't know. 30 years i guess.

 

[Darkside55]

I'd go to Buxton, where my friend left me some cash and a note on how to reach Zihuatanejo.

 

[Lucid]

I don't know. 30 years i guess.

Holy shit.
I'd probably find out my entire life has passed me by, there's nothing for me out there anymore, everyone that I've ever loved is gone(fiance probably moved on and had a family, parents are probably dead, etc)... I'd kill myself.

 

[Mech Man]

Rape, murder, arson and rape.

Pretty much this exept I would rape.

 

[No Limit]

Run for the senate in Alaska.

 

[CyberPitz]

Depending on how long I was in for, I'd probably try to get my life back on track. It's going to be hard enough to get a job anyway.

 

[Sam]

You said rape twice.

I like rape.

 

[lefty]

I'm gonna have some fun!

What do you consider fun?

Fun, natural fun!

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Take the amulet to Jauffre.

Extremely well played.

 

[Ridge]

Tell the reporter waiting for me outside my tunnel that Im gonna go bang my girlfriend, then kill Chris Griffin!

 

[Slug Advisor]

Report to Caius Cosades.

 

[JBails]

Take the amulet to Jauffre.

Lol someones been playing TES4

However my own answer would depend on how long I was in there

 

[freakyflor]

Go to the visitors place and laugh at other prisoners.

 

[Druckles]

I would find the love of my life...

... and probably beat the crap out of them for not visiting me.

 

[Reginald]

Go and have sex with a woman.

 

[FoB_Ed]

I'd go smoke a J

 

[Reginald]

I'd go smoke a K

 

[Druckles]

I'm smoke an L-ephant.

 

[Nitre]

I'd go to Timbuktu.

 

[Kamikazie]

Go find Kamikazie.

Oh **** yes. Bring your avatar.

 

[Sheepo]

I'd kill myself.

Looks fake, tbh.
Also, f*ck off with this /b/ shit. :|

edit: If he did really kill himself, what a f*cking coward.
He's only f*cking 19, he has his WHOLE F*CKING LIFE TO FIX EVERYTHING.

Bullshit excuse to off yourself, he should've sought help from a shrink or something.

edit: He's a piece of shit who has just ruined his parents lives too, I hope he burns in hell. etc.

.....

I would probably take a shower and drop the soap a lot.

 

[Kamikazie]

Wrong thread?

 

[Sheepo]

No. I just think those two posts are quite interesting. I wouldn't have put the shower bit in if it were the wrong thread.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Take the amulet to Jauffre.

I lololololololollo'ed.