If you were Pope, what would your name be?

Pontifex X

:O

Or I'd shorten my name from Christopher to...something more holy sounding :O

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Yeah I've got lock jaw ok.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Pontifex X

:O

Or I'd shorten my name from Christopher to...something more holy sounding :O

:O
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:O

Yeah I've got lock jaw ok.

Too much deepthroat? :LOL:
*hides*
 
SimonomiS said:
Too much deepthroat? :LOL:
*hides*
Well he IS in the Catholic church!








el Chi wishes to make it absolutely clear that he in no way harbors any ill feeling for the Catholic Church, despite the tasteless, crudely caustic satirism displayed in this post. Furthermore, el Chi wishes Pope Benedict the whatever-number-he-is all the best in what el Chi hopes will be a long, fruitful role castigating homosexuality and discouraging contraception, thereby indirectly aiding the spread of HIV, particularly throughout the third world. Although el Chi feels sure that he will do work to rectify such past mistakes and continue the genuinely good work that the Church contributes to. Amen.
 
wow with all the mature people in the forums, i , a 14 year old(almost 15) has to say that i can't believe you people are having fun with this thread. anyways, u do know that the pope name you choose, has to be a saints name, right?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
 
Darkknighttt said:
wow with all the mature people in the forums, i , a 14 year old(almost 15) has to say that i can't believe you people are having fun with this thread. anyways, u do know that the pope name you choose, has to be a saints name, right?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

14 year olds know nothing about what they say. Now STFU AOLer :p

:p :p :p :p :p
 
Darkknighttt said:
wow with all the mature people in the forums, i , a 14 year old(almost 15) has to say that i can't believe you people are having fun with this thread. anyways, u do know that the pope name you choose, has to be a saints name, right?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Hey, if you had some of the stressful days some of us had, writing 6000 word reports and such AND having a telephone interview, you'd appreciate being able to come somewhere online, and relax in a light-hearted humourous way. Like joking about the Pope for instance.

Laughter is good for your health, don't give it up.
 
/me pats zeem on the back


Nice try buddy...nice try.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Pontifex X

Or I'd shorten my name from Christopher to...something more holy sounding :O

Christopher means "bearer of Christ"...thats just about as holy as it gets.
 
Pope Corn

or

Pope Secret (as seen on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart)

or

Pope Tastic

or

Pope Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft Senior (the longest name officially used by a person... with "Pope" tacked on the front)

or

Pope Gutless Bastard II (following in the footsteps of Pope Pius XII, according to Eddie Izzard)

or

Pope-a-Dope (from the boxing term used in Broken Arrow)

or

The Pontiff Formerly Known as the Pope (with something like this as my real name)
 
Darkknighttt said:
wow with all the mature people in the forums, i , a 14 year old(almost 15) has to say that i can't believe you people are having fun with this thread. anyways, u do know that the pope name you choose, has to be a saints name, right?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


shaddup yo face
 
OCybrManO said:
Pope-a-Dope (from the boxing term used in Broken Arrow)
I was going to post that, but my computer froze. :(
 
spookymooky said:
Christopher means "bearer of Christ"...thats just about as holy as it gets.

Bearer of Christ? Thought that was Mary... :LOL:
 
Actually it doesnt have to be a popes name. It could be your own name :)
 
What the hell I want to participate:

DR. Pope

Pope Zoner

Pope Muhammed

Pope Cartman

Pope Crispy

DJ Pope

Pope Butkiss

yay that was fun ...
 
Do they HAVE to change their name or is it just tradition or what? Conceivably, someone could be Pope Tim or something, right?
 
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