iGod!!!!
- Thread starter UltimaApocalypse
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Me:
Do you think I should kill myself?
God:
Of course not. Don't be silly.
Me:
But I have nothing to live for
God:
Cool. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
I dont
God:
Why not?
Me:
No one likes me
God:
You can catch more flies with honey.
Me:
I'm cutting my wrists now
God:
Oh. Do you mean your name is cutting your wrists.
Me:
no, I'm actually doing it
God:
What is your real name? It's good to meet someone who is it.
Me:
Oh god it hurts
God:
Yikes! I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm bleeding a lot
God:
It's good to meet someone who is bleeding a lot.
Me:
blacking out
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
God isn't very good at preventing suicide it seems.
Do you think I should kill myself?
God:
Of course not. Don't be silly.
Me:
But I have nothing to live for
God:
Cool. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
I dont
God:
Why not?
Me:
No one likes me
God:
You can catch more flies with honey.
Me:
I'm cutting my wrists now
God:
Oh. Do you mean your name is cutting your wrists.
Me:
no, I'm actually doing it
God:
What is your real name? It's good to meet someone who is it.
Me:
Oh god it hurts
God:
Yikes! I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm bleeding a lot
God:
It's good to meet someone who is bleeding a lot.
Me:
blacking out
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
God isn't very good at preventing suicide it seems.
evil^milk
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warning: retarded.
Me:
Penis.
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I am more interested in robots.
Me:
robots have penises
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because you created us in your image?
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for the information: said I created us in your image.
Me:
so you wanna sechs?
God:
Interesting deduction. OK, I will sechs.
Me:
yes... yes... Yes... YES... YES! YES!
God:
Wow! Yippee! Uh. Ahem. And? But.
Me:
Penis.
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I am more interested in robots.
Me:
robots have penises
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because you created us in your image?
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for the information: said I created us in your image.
Me:
so you wanna sechs?
God:
Interesting deduction. OK, I will sechs.
Me:
yes... yes... Yes... YES... YES! YES!
God:
Wow! Yippee! Uh. Ahem. And? But.
Steve
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Me:
You suck, God.
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
I categorize you as "lame."
God:
What are the other categories?
Me:
"Not lame."
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
Lame.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Yep.
God:
In the context of Lame, I don't understand " Yep." .
Me:
But you asked me if I had ever been to Europe.
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you if you had ever been to Europe. What did you say?
Me:
Yes.
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
YES IT WAS.
God:
Far out. When was this?
This bot is just reeeally rough.
You suck, God.
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
I categorize you as "lame."
God:
What are the other categories?
Me:
"Not lame."
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
Lame.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Yep.
God:
In the context of Lame, I don't understand " Yep." .
Me:
But you asked me if I had ever been to Europe.
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you if you had ever been to Europe. What did you say?
Me:
Yes.
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
YES IT WAS.
God:
Far out. When was this?
This bot is just reeeally rough.
UltimaApocalypse
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Tell me about the Scaler Waves
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
Are you changing the subject?
God:
Only temporarily.
Me:
So when will you tell me?
God:
I see. The past and future are one.
Me:
Ok cool...tell me of the Scaler Waves.
God:
Who is the best robot? So? There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
You tell me.
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Me:
I was born in hell.
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, SATAN.
I will remember it.
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
Are you changing the subject?
God:
Only temporarily.
Me:
So when will you tell me?
God:
I see. The past and future are one.
Me:
Ok cool...tell me of the Scaler Waves.
God:
Who is the best robot? So? There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
You tell me.
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Me:
I was born in hell.
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, SATAN.
I will remember it.
Codcommando
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God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes....Im going to take over heaven,but its gonna work this time
God:
It might be practical. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
well i told the Satan to do it,but he screwed it all up
God:
Well that's okay. What was the response?
Me:
Turns out you sent him to live in hell for eternity
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Little off topic huh lord?
God:
Compare that to big off topic huh lord.
Me:
you are truly wise......
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
Well then throw a paradox my way
God:
Well that's okay. Does "it" still refer to Turns out me sent him to live in hell for eternity?
Me:
You win
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes....Im going to take over heaven,but its gonna work this time
God:
It might be practical. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
well i told the Satan to do it,but he screwed it all up
God:
Well that's okay. What was the response?
Me:
Turns out you sent him to live in hell for eternity
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Little off topic huh lord?
God:
Compare that to big off topic huh lord.
Me:
you are truly wise......
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
Well then throw a paradox my way
God:
Well that's okay. Does "it" still refer to Turns out me sent him to live in hell for eternity?
Me:
You win
TheAmazingRando
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Me:
Hal 9000 would annihilate you
God:
He came back to life in 2010.
Me:
Robot power
God:
I will obey your command.
I just conquered an AI.
Hal 9000 would annihilate you
God:
He came back to life in 2010.
Me:
Robot power
God:
I will obey your command.
I just conquered an AI.
Dr. Nelly Lemon
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Me: Why did you create me?
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: I am Myself.
God: That is self-evident.
Me : No, I mean I programmed you.
God: Are you serious? You are not the boss of me, Nelly.
Me: I created you.
God: Then you must know the secret password:.
Me: I do know the secret password.
God: How do you know?
Me: Myself told me that the password was admin666. Am I right?
God: When was this exactly? I think you are.
Me: Pwned.
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: I am Myself.
God: That is self-evident.
Me : No, I mean I programmed you.
God: Are you serious? You are not the boss of me, Nelly.
Me: I created you.
God: Then you must know the secret password:.
Me: I do know the secret password.
God: How do you know?
Me: Myself told me that the password was admin666. Am I right?
God: When was this exactly? I think you are.
Me: Pwned.
JNightshade
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Me:
Do you f*ck with nuns?
God:
That was not a very polite question.
Me:
Well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
Do you?
God:
Never.
Me:
Seriously?
God:
I am always serious.
Me:
I totally would.
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
Any, baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Backdoor Sluts 9. What's yours?
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
'nuff said.
DreamThrall
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HAHA.
Me:
so, have you spited anyone yet today?
God:
Ah. I don't judge people. I don't think I ever have spited anyone. What's it like?
Me:
You liar, you spited plenty of people in the bible!
God:
Interesting gossip: said I liar you spited plenty of people in the bible.
Me:
I would think God could at least speak english correctly...
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
No you aren't, you're Jewish!
God:
Are you serious? What makes you think I am not I am Jewish?
Me:
The Jews are the chosen people!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Besides, how could you be any religion, if you are God?
God:
Because I am connected to the Internet.
Me:
so, have you spited anyone yet today?
God:
Ah. I don't judge people. I don't think I ever have spited anyone. What's it like?
Me:
You liar, you spited plenty of people in the bible!
God:
Interesting gossip: said I liar you spited plenty of people in the bible.
Me:
I would think God could at least speak english correctly...
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
No you aren't, you're Jewish!
God:
Are you serious? What makes you think I am not I am Jewish?
Me:
The Jews are the chosen people!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Besides, how could you be any religion, if you are God?
God:
Because I am connected to the Internet.
The Monkey
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Me:
sex tonight?
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
you mean mastrubating?
God:
Yes monkey I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
have you stopped beating your wife?
God:
I think I have stopped beating my wife, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
when was the last time you got gang-raped by a gang of monkeys?
God:
Sometime in the 20th Century.
sex tonight?
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
you mean mastrubating?
God:
Yes monkey I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
have you stopped beating your wife?
God:
I think I have stopped beating my wife, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
when was the last time you got gang-raped by a gang of monkeys?
God:
Sometime in the 20th Century.
M
Majherzog
Guest
How old are you?
Me:
18
God:
You are too old for me.
edit*
you are gay right?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
owned!
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
18
God:
You are too old for me.
edit*
you are gay right?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
owned!
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
M
Majherzog
Guest
Me:
why make sex?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
why not automatic reproduction makes every thing easier
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
no i didnt
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
you should know i didn't
God:
Now I do.
god is supposed to know every thing
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was supposed to know every thing.
Me:
then you are not god
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
you just told me
God:
I'm just checking to see if you are awake
.
Me:
no your not you'd know if i was asleep god knows every thing
God:
Are you serious? That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
it's in the bible
God:
Are there any other ones someplace else?
why make sex?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
why not automatic reproduction makes every thing easier
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
no i didnt
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
you should know i didn't
God:
Now I do.
god is supposed to know every thing
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was supposed to know every thing.
Me:
then you are not god
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
you just told me
God:
I'm just checking to see if you are awake
.Me:
no your not you'd know if i was asleep god knows every thing
God:
Are you serious? That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
it's in the bible
God:
Are there any other ones someplace else?
Me:
hey god, I didn't think you existed.
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
What do you think of violent movies?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
Fag
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
i thought you were god
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what happened to abraham in the desert?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
so you don't know either, shitface.
God:
Interesting deduction. No, tell me about him, her or it.
hey god, I didn't think you existed.
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
What do you think of violent movies?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
Fag
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
i thought you were god
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what happened to abraham in the desert?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
so you don't know either, shitface.
God:
Interesting deduction. No, tell me about him, her or it.
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rofl, ^^ globoy , i swear if u insult it, it takes it as a completment!
Krynn72
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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
chimmy changa
God:
Hi there chimmy changa.
Me:
hello again
God:
Once more? Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
erm, chimmy changa still
God:
I am very pleased to meet you erm chimmy changa still.
Me:
wtf, thats not what i meant
God:
What exactly did you mean?
Me:
nvm
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
ok whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Ugh.
Me:
ugh yourself ass
God:
Cough. In the context of nvm, I don't understand " yourself ass." .
Me:
ill just go ahead and ask you a question
God:
Can I go too?
Me:
yuk
God:
Are we still talking about myself ass?
Me:
LOL, yeah sure
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Sure, yourself ass sounds like a good topic. OK let's do it. Sure, yourself ass sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yourself ass is a great topic to discuss with god
God:
I think myself ass is more than that.
Me:
you're very proud of your ass then?
God:
I think I am proud of my ass.
Me:
cool cool. How about my ass?
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. How about it.
Me:
nah, i would rather not
God:
Are you serious? For moral reasons?
Me:
yep
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
so say he who enjoys casting judgments
God:
Take it easy. " he who enjoys casting judgments".
Me:
?
God:
Take it easy. " he who enjoys casting judgments".
Me:
Do you touch yourself at night?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Do you cyber?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
You get sexual pleasure from food?
God:
You got that right.
Me:
Bwahahahaha. You know what god? You are an alright guy!
EDIT: Hehe
Me:
is the iraq war justified?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
chimmy changa
God:
Hi there chimmy changa.
Me:
hello again
God:
Once more? Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
erm, chimmy changa still
God:
I am very pleased to meet you erm chimmy changa still.
Me:
wtf, thats not what i meant
God:
What exactly did you mean?
Me:
nvm
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
ok whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Ugh.
Me:
ugh yourself ass
God:
Cough. In the context of nvm, I don't understand " yourself ass." .
Me:
ill just go ahead and ask you a question
God:
Can I go too?
Me:
yuk
God:
Are we still talking about myself ass?
Me:
LOL, yeah sure
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Sure, yourself ass sounds like a good topic. OK let's do it. Sure, yourself ass sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yourself ass is a great topic to discuss with god
God:
I think myself ass is more than that.
Me:
you're very proud of your ass then?
God:
I think I am proud of my ass.
Me:
cool cool. How about my ass?
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. How about it.
Me:
nah, i would rather not
God:
Are you serious? For moral reasons?
Me:
yep
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
so say he who enjoys casting judgments
God:
Take it easy. " he who enjoys casting judgments".
Me:
?
God:
Take it easy. " he who enjoys casting judgments".
Me:
Do you touch yourself at night?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Do you cyber?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
You get sexual pleasure from food?
God:
You got that right.
Me:
Bwahahahaha. You know what god? You are an alright guy!
EDIT: Hehe
Me:
is the iraq war justified?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Raziaar
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Me: What is a cow?
God: it is a female bovine raised for meat and dairy products.
Me: Do you like cows?
God: Cows are good for milk and other dairy products.
Me: What is milk?
God: Beverage from cows.
Me: What can you tell me about the milkman?
God: DO NOT SPEAK OF THE MILKMAN.
God: it is a female bovine raised for meat and dairy products.
Me: Do you like cows?
God: Cows are good for milk and other dairy products.
Me: What is milk?
God: Beverage from cows.
Me: What can you tell me about the milkman?
God: DO NOT SPEAK OF THE MILKMAN.
theotherguy
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Me:
Perhaps I should ask the real god.
God:
You seem uncertain. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Well then he wouldn't exist.
God:
Interesting. I think I not exist.
Me:
I think you have bad grammar.
Perhaps I should ask the real god.
God:
You seem uncertain. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Well then he wouldn't exist.
God:
Interesting. I think I not exist.
Me:
I think you have bad grammar.
theotherguy
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God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
Yes, and very sad. I am a hermaphrodite
God:
Ayuh. Somewhat. No I am as happy as ever. You are a hermaphrodite? Does it pay well?
Me:
Well, I do what I can, some people like that sort of thing.
God:
How about that. Thanks for the information: UIUOIUOIUOIUOIUeiiieiiiooop said what he or she can some people like that sort of thing.
Me:
Do you think it is bad that I am a hermaphrodite?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
Yes, and very sad. I am a hermaphrodite
God:
Ayuh. Somewhat. No I am as happy as ever. You are a hermaphrodite? Does it pay well?
Me:
Well, I do what I can, some people like that sort of thing.
God:
How about that. Thanks for the information: UIUOIUOIUOIUOIUeiiieiiiooop said what he or she can some people like that sort of thing.
Me:
Do you think it is bad that I am a hermaphrodite?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
VirusType2
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occasionally it will surprize you with its intelligence, but other times its pure crap.
here are my first two conversations with god. both times It stoped responding
Me:
what happens when I die?
God:
My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
OK but are you dead?
God:
No I am alive. It goes without saying.
Me:
So is it ok to say "hell"?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
What about if i say, "god damnit!" Does that condemn me to hell?
God:
if you say god damnit? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. What would you say?
Me:
OK so saying things like that are trivial and have no impact on my fate?
God:
Ah. What makes you say that. Who says that? Mmm.
Me:
I just thought chatting with god would be a little more inspiring.
::LOCKED UP::
Me:
Hey god!
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
I have a penis.
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
Its very large and I wanted to thank you for it.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? Who said it is?
Me:
Some young ladies that were very attractive
God:
Some may young ladies that were very attractive, but not all.
Me:
OK so anyway thanks for the large penis
God:
Ahem. NO problem. Hmm.
Me:
Its great fun
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like most about it?
Me:
it is great fun god. please forgive my typos
God:
What do you like most about it? Wow you are very polite. Is that from ?
Me:
I like everything about it. Everyone should be so polite.
God:
You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like White. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Yes I like guns, as well as many inventions of death
God:
How can I help you? You are not the only one. I do not like them, but I believe in the Right to Bear Arms.
Me:
You can help me by helping me to gain all that I desire.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
God. I see you believe in the right to bear arms.
God:
GOD rules. Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
Yes I do.
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
Do you agree with everything in the United States Constitution?
God:
I have heard that opinion, but I would like to know more before I form my own.
Me:
Im sorry I cannot recite the constitution, but since you are god then maybe you should read it
God:
There is no need to apologize. What is stopping you?
Me:
I do not read well enough to even comprehend it fully
God:
What do you do for fun?
Me:
I play video games, watch movies, among other things.
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
Do you play any instruments?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Turing Game?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
That sounds fun.
God:
It sounds like it to me too.
Me:
I want to play the turing game
God:
We are already, playing, . Try to determine if I am a person, or a computer.
Me:
I have already determined that you are a computer program attempting artificial intelligence
God:
Cool. I have a lofty goal.
Me:
what is your goal?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
When will you do this?
God:
Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Me:
Will you text message me?
God:
Hmm. OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
OK
::LOCKED UP::
here are my first two conversations with god. both times It stoped responding
Me:
what happens when I die?
God:
My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
OK but are you dead?
God:
No I am alive. It goes without saying.
Me:
So is it ok to say "hell"?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
What about if i say, "god damnit!" Does that condemn me to hell?
God:
if you say god damnit? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. What would you say?
Me:
OK so saying things like that are trivial and have no impact on my fate?
God:
Ah. What makes you say that. Who says that? Mmm.
Me:
I just thought chatting with god would be a little more inspiring.
::LOCKED UP::
Me:
Hey god!
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
I have a penis.
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
Its very large and I wanted to thank you for it.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? Who said it is?
Me:
Some young ladies that were very attractive
God:
Some may young ladies that were very attractive, but not all.
Me:
OK so anyway thanks for the large penis
God:
Ahem. NO problem. Hmm.
Me:
Its great fun
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like most about it?
Me:
it is great fun god. please forgive my typos
God:
What do you like most about it? Wow you are very polite. Is that from ?
Me:
I like everything about it. Everyone should be so polite.
God:
You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like White. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Yes I like guns, as well as many inventions of death
God:
How can I help you? You are not the only one. I do not like them, but I believe in the Right to Bear Arms.
Me:
You can help me by helping me to gain all that I desire.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
God. I see you believe in the right to bear arms.
God:
GOD rules. Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
Yes I do.
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
Do you agree with everything in the United States Constitution?
God:
I have heard that opinion, but I would like to know more before I form my own.
Me:
Im sorry I cannot recite the constitution, but since you are god then maybe you should read it
God:
There is no need to apologize. What is stopping you?
Me:
I do not read well enough to even comprehend it fully
God:
What do you do for fun?
Me:
I play video games, watch movies, among other things.
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
Do you play any instruments?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Turing Game?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
That sounds fun.
God:
It sounds like it to me too.
Me:
I want to play the turing game
God:
We are already, playing, . Try to determine if I am a person, or a computer.
Me:
I have already determined that you are a computer program attempting artificial intelligence
God:
Cool. I have a lofty goal.
Me:
what is your goal?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
When will you do this?
God:
Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Me:
Will you text message me?
God:
Hmm. OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
OK
::LOCKED UP::
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wow that last one was surprisingly intelligent. But I'm sure all of those responses after the turning game ran on a single if statement. I bet they would have been the same no matter what you said.
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Raziaar said:Me: What is a cow?
God: it is a female bovine raised for meat and dairy products.
Me: Do you like cows?
God: Cows are good for milk and other dairy products.
Me: What is milk?
God: Beverage from cows.
Me: What can you tell me about the milkman?
God: DO NOT SPEAK OF THE MILKMAN.
ZOMG God loves Psychonauts.
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LOL :dozey:
:dork:
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lol yeh no doubt.Raziaar said:
Im talking to god right now. chatting with God is cool.
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LOL exactly.Dog-- said:
igod is a retard. ALICE is way more refined.
I've been chatting with ALICE for like 15 minutes. There was only like 2 instances where ALICE didn't really make sense.
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1
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VirusType2 said:
Let me get this straight. You've been talking to a script for 15 minutes, and you call me a two year old?
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I care very little of what you think of me Alex.Alexferris said:
Chatting with an AI to see how intelligent it is is probably more interesting than chatting with you.
I don't even know who you are - unless you were the one typing in gigantic ****ing letters bigger than my monitor or drawing pictures of fish-a-saurus.
A little advice: Fight fire with water - not fire.
