Illegal Suicide?

[Kamikazie]

Read that as "maybe a really big cock", lol

that could work too

 

[Pauly]

Ok, I was just watching CSI and a guy killed himself, and I thought about on the news one time it said killing yourself is illegal, so, I mean, Why is it illegal?
What are they gonna do, put your body in prison? I don't get it...

P.S. I'M NOT CRAZY, I'M NOT GONNA KILL MYSELF SO DON'T FLAME!

Well, it is against the law. Police will arrest you if you attempt suicide.