I'm an Immigrant from Poland who can't find his password...

[Sloth]

kage!: hi
kage!: hello?
Sloth: ello
kage!: hey u wonna all news steam games and a free server in css??
kage!: are u=you still there?
Sloth: yer
kage!: u wont that?
Sloth: pardon?
kage!: u whont all new steam games and a free server in css? for free
Sloth: what do i have to do?
kage!: give me your acc name and pass and it take 2sek and i buy it to you i have money to it have won in lottery
Sloth: can you type that again
Sloth: my english isn't that good
kage!: where are you from?
Sloth: I came to Australia a few years ago from Poland
kage!: ahh ok
Sloth: I just get a bit confused with some of the shortenings that happen on the internet
kage!: i only need your account name and password then you get all steam games and a free css server
kage!: if you whont that?
Sloth: yer i need to rumage around for a few minutes
kage!: rumage?
Sloth: look around
kage!: look around for what?
Sloth: always forget my steam password
kage!: ahh ok
Sloth: because it auto logins
kage!: ahh i now
Sloth: you do?
kage!: my acc is on auto login
Sloth: while i'm looking
Sloth: where you from?
Sloth: oh generous soul
kage!:
kage!: have you find it?

kage!: pass and your acc name?
Sloth: my account name is Silent.Sloth
Sloth: and you can go get ****ed
kage!: what?
Sloth: how bloody stuipd do you think people are
kage!: much stupid!
Sloth: at the top of every steam chat window
Sloth: it says "do not give out your password."
Sloth: and learn to ****ing type
Sloth: want
Sloth: W
Sloth: A
Sloth: N
Sloth: T
kage!:
Sloth: not 'wont' or 'whont'
Sloth: just curious
Sloth: how good is the hit rate?
kage!: go **** a goat dickhead
Sloth: on a purely professional level?
kage!: go **** a goat dickhead
kage!: **** off
Sloth: i'm not from New Zealand or Wales
Sloth: they **** sheep or gotas
kage!: go **** you self then
Sloth: goats*
Sloth: stop being annoyed
Sloth: and answer my question
Sloth: how good is the hit rate?
kage! is now Offline.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995310193

Now laughter aside, how do I get him reported?

 

[Xendance]

I'm not happy about the "i'm not from New Zealand or Wales" bit, since I come from Wales and have never ****ed a sheep or a goat.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

You're missing out.

 

[The Monkey]

I wish I would run into these clowns once in a while.

 

[PimpinPenguin]

I'm not happy about the "i'm not from New Zealand or Wales" bit, since I come from Wales and have never ****ed a sheep or a goat.

Well your not a real Welsh man then.

 

[Evo]

I'm not happy about the "i'm not from New Zealand or Wales" bit, since I come from Wales and have never ****ed a sheep or a goat.

You're missing out.

Well your not a real Welsh man then.

So so true!

 

[CyberPitz]

Yeah, these types of people are just too easy. I had one with a name of just a couple of dots try to get me to sign into a web site called "www.steamaccountfix****" or something stupid like that. He was offline by the time I could talk to him, as I was AFK at the time.

*EDIT* LOL? the dot tee kay domain is blocked?

 

[Dekstar]

How did I know both the other Welshies would reply in this thread one I saw that goat line .
Probably one of the less good attempts I've seen. I certainly whont be falling for it myself.

 

[CyberPitz]

How did I know both the other Welshies would reply in this thread one I saw that goat line .
Probably one of the less good attempts I've seen. I certainly whont be falling for it myself.

I don't know, I felt like emailing him my credentials. He seems legit!

 

[Dodo]

you should have told him you forgot your password and that he should mail 'a friend' of yours, then give him Valve's QA department's email. They'll ban the shit out of him.

-dodo

PS: I thought this would be a bot thread :'( ...

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I fell of my chair! ROFL! xD God, some people are so ****ing stupid ...

 

[Sheepo]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I fell of my chair! ROFL! xD God, some people are so ****ing stupid ...

I don't think I need to say anything about irony.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

I don't think I need to say anything about irony.

Like i didn't see that coming . Try to be funny on a "non-cliched' way , ok ? Or don't try to be funny at all.

 

[CyberPitz]

Like i didn't see that coming . Try to be funny on a "non-cliched' way , ok ? Or don't try to be funny at all.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I fell of my chair! ROFL! xD God, some people are so ****ing stupid ...

 

[Jintor]

Like i didn't see that coming . Try to be funny on a "non-cliched' way , ok ? Or don't try to be funny at all.

It's funny because you're a moron who thinks he's smart.

On-topic though, nice job Slothy. Especially playing the Polish non-english-speaking immigrant.

 

[Sloth]

At the end the beasty joke was only to keep him from leaving - was really damm curious of how good the hit rate is...

But is there any way I can get his arse banned?

 

[L3N!N]

Sometimes you have to wonder who is actually that stupid to pull a stunt like this. The sad thing is, it's probably worked before.

 

[Dekstar]

At the end the beasty joke was only to keep him from leaving - was really damm curious of how good the hit rate is...

But is there any way I can get his arse banned?

Go to steampowered (or I guess PM ACiD on here), and PM a moderator with as many of his details as you can find, including preferably a screenshot/transcript of the incident.