Im getting sick of these guys.

[MarcoPollo]

nub omg u nub?! ignore them

 

[ACLeroK212]

loeL garFieLd iS a GurLy mAn!! lOel hE iS teH sHy!!

man, he's gonna develop a complex from all this ridicule. or turn gay, whichever comes first.

 

[No-live 2]

When people say: You are a stupid noob, You smell , you are a hacker, I hate you stupid nerd, You probably have no friends, nobody likes you, you are a fat nerd with glasses, your mummy is a b*atch...etc

Just say:

Yes I am, Yes she is, No I dont have any

Gets em pissed off even more especially when you have aimbot/speedhax/wallhax on

 

[Foxtrot]

I always own everybody in NS CO, but I know what's it's like to start out, so I'm never mean to anyone. If someone else is mean to me though, I let them win for a little while and then administer the smackdown! :thumbs: And I don't even say anything, until the very last when my team wins, I proclaim a very solemn and very truthful "owned."

I use to play NS when it first came out. Were you a 1337 skulk/jetpack and shotgun guy or did you whore out the onos and heavy armor?

 

[Zeus]

If you need some help with Jedi Academy dueling give me a shout because I used to be the absolute master of online duels and no one could ever beat me. I might still know a few tricks

also tell me the guy's JK name and I will beat him in a duel and call him noob and make him feel bad and laugh as he makes up excuses and complains about his losses

 

[Eminent]

I think I'm a fairly mediocre player at most games and I tend to stay quiet so I rarely get called a noob. Though I do see it a lot more these days. Every game I play more and more people get arguing about who's the bigger noob. I find it funny that they care so much about what someone they have never met and may never hear from again think of them.

 

[SimonomiS]

I use to play NS when it first came out. Were you a 1337 skulk/jetpack and shotgun guy or did you whore out the onos and heavy armor?

They've been in the game from the start then?
LittleB, you ever come on Bry's servers? Good lot of people, server gets a bit laggy at the moment.

 

[OCybrManO]

My solution is to use the weakest weapon and charge at them like a suicidal maniac. I also usually change my name to reflect this tactic. For example, I changed my name to Suicidal Stabbing Steve in a 30+ player CSS game and got a few knife kills before I decided to move to a different server. I even followed 3 of the enemies (running in a little group) from a distance of maybe 5 feet for over a minute without them noticing. They only found out when I finally decided to stab one of them in the head. Sometimes, to add insult to injury (well, that part only comes if I kill them with it) I start bitching about how horrible the weapon is after I kill someone with it... and even more when I get killed.

 

[Ames]

Use your rage against them. It's so good...it's FOOLPROOF.

 

[Asknoone]

I played against ComradeBadger in hl2dm yesterday night, and he totally owned me and the thing is that i underestimated him. But he is a good guy and polite, he never told me i was noob or anything similar, he just said "n1" each time i killed him :>

You want advice on how to woo Badger??




Sowwy.

 

[jimbo118]

You want advice on how to woo Badger??




Sowwy.

the joke is old now methinks.

 

[Asknoone]

the joke is old now methinks.

I just had to. :|

But yeah, its old