I'm pretty sure I hate every single one of you except Willie, sorry for the mixup

No-one told you guys about grandpa Solidarnosi?
 
In the darkest of the oldest tomes, Solidarnosi was entailed as the legendary, ancient beast.
 
best BD thread ever...lol


hope you are proud...Virginia tech massacre happened on 16. april


along with

* 73 – Masada, a Jewish fortress, falls to the Romans after several months of siege, ending the Jewish Revolt.
* 1071 – Bari falls to Robert Guiscard, ending Byzantine rule in Italy.
* 1346 – The Serbian Empire is proclaimed in Skopje by Dusan Silni, occupying much of the Balkans.
* 1521 – Martin Luther's first appearance before the Diet of Worms to be examined by the Holy Roman Emperor Charles V and the other estates of the empire.
* 1582 – Spanish conquistador Hernando de Lerma founds the settlement of Salta, Argentina.
* 1746 – The Battle of Culloden takes place.
* 1780 – The University of Münster in Münster, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany is founded.
* 1799 – Napoleonic Wars: The Battle of Mount Tabor – Napoleon drives Ottoman Turks across the River Jordan near Acre.
* 1853 – The first passenger rail opens in India, from Bori Bunder, Bombay to Thane.
* 1858 – The Wernerian Natural History Society, a former Scottish learned society, is wound up.
* 1862 – American Civil War: The Battle at Lee's Mills in Virginia.
* 1862 – American Civil War: A bill ending slavery in the District of Columbia becomes law.
* 1863 – American Civil War: The Siege of Vicksburg – ships led by Union Admiral David Dixon Porter move through heavy Confederate artillery fire on approach to Vicksburg, Mississippi.
* 1881 – In Dodge City, Kansas, Bat Masterson fights his last gun battle.
* 1912 – Harriet Quimby becomes the first woman to fly an airplane across the English Channel.
* 1917 – Vladimir Lenin returns to Petrograd from exile in Switzerland.
* 1919 – Mohandas Gandhi organizes a day of "prayer and fasting" in response to the British slaughter of Indian protesters in the Amritsar Massacre.
* 1922 – The Treaty of Rapallo, in which Germany and the Soviet Union re-establish diplomatic relations, is signed.
* 1925 – During the Communist St Nedelya Church assault in Sofia, 150 are killed and 500 are wounded.
* 1941 – World War II: The Italian convoy Duisburg, directed to Tunisia, is attacked and destroyed by British ships.
* 1941 – Bob Feller of the Cleveland Indians throws the only Opening Day no-hitter in the history of Major League Baseball, beating the Chicago White Sox 1-0.
* 1943 – Dr. Albert Hofmann discovers the psychedelic effects of LSD.
* 1945 – The Red Army begins the final assault on German forces around Berlin.
* 1945 – The United States Army liberates Nazi Sonderlager (high security) Prisoner of War camp Oflag IV-C (better known as Colditz Castle).
* 1945 – More than 7,000 die when the German refugee ship Goya is sunk by a Soviet submarine torpedo.
* 1946 – Syria gains independence.
* 1947 – Texas City Disaster: An explosion on board a freighter in port causes the city of Texas City, Texas, to catch fire, killing almost 600.
* 1947 – Bernard Baruch coins the term "Cold War" to describe the relationship between the United States and the Soviet Union.
* 1953 – Queen Elizabeth II launches the Royal Yacht Britannia.
* 1963 – Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. pens his famous Letter from Birmingham Jail while incarcerated in Birmingham, Alabama for protesting against segregation.
* 1964 – Great Train Robbery – 12 men are sentenced to a total of 307 years.
* 1972 – Apollo program: The launch of Apollo 16 from Cape Canaveral, Florida.
* 1987 – British Conservative MP Harvey Proctor appears at Bow Street Magistrates' Court in London charged with gross indecency.
* 1990 – The "Doctor of Death", Jack Kevorkian, goes through with his first assisted suicide.
* 1992 – The Katina P. runs aground off of Maputo, Mozambique. 60,000 tons of crude oil spill into the ocean.
* 2003 – The Treaty of Accession is signed in Athens admitting 10 new member states to the European Union.
* 2004 – The super liner Queen Mary 2 embarks on her first Trans-Atlantic crossing, linking the golden age of ocean travel to the modern age of ocean travel.
* 2007 – Virginia Tech massacre: The deadliest mass shooting in modern American history. The gunman, Seung-Hui Cho, shoots 32 people to death and injures 23 others before committing suicide.
 
My birthday is the 15th, so I don't care. AND I MADE THAT THREAD MONKEY, YOU UNAPPRECAIATIVE DICK.
 
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Sheepo I tried to wish you a happy birthday with my mind I dont know if you heard it :(
 
That was you? Shit man, let's have gay sex.
 
Happy Birthday Sheepo! :D

I'm sure I posted this earlier but apparently not.
 
I think it makes it an un-birthday.
 
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You have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a rape crisis center.
 
Oh god I lol'd.

And no, I'm not of age you ****ing pedos.
 
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