I'm very drunk AMA

[Solaris]

I'm very drunk. These boards have been boring as of late. So lets go.

 

[Stigmata]

When is HL3 coming out?

What are you drinking, where you at, why don't you post more!

 

[The Monkey]

This is a first...

Please tell me that your original plans for tonight were botched and you didn't get drunk solely for the purpose of browsing the forums.

 

[Ennui]

This is not at all the first, second, third, or probably even tenth time that Solaris has gotten knackered and started shitposting his grammar and spelling are better than usual though.

What are you sippin on?

Also Monkey there is nothing wrong with drinking at home! I usually just get drunk for social events but there's absolutely nothing wrong with getting drunk and yelling at people on Counterstrike all night.

 

[Qonfused]

These forums just got better if only because of nostalgia.

 

[Solaris]

This is a first...

Please tell me that your original plans for tonight were botched and you didn't get drunk solely for the purpose of browsing the forums.

I did not intend on getting drunk tonight as a good friend of mine is wringing me pretending to be a stranger offering me a job. But my friends were out and decided to walk to the lake. I though I'd rather drink on my own until they get back. HOwever it seems they wont be back for a couple hours. by which time i will be too drunk. but the forums can be fun

 

[Solaris]

This is not at all the first, second, third, or probably even tenth time that Solaris has gotten knackered and started shitposting his grammar and spelling are better than usual though.

What are you sippin on?

Also Monkey there is nothing wrong with drinking at home! I usually just get drunk for social events but there's absolutely nothing wrong with getting drunk and yelling at people on Counterstrike all night.

I am drinking the most amount of alcohol for the least amount of money (3 lites of 6 percent cider. I have had 2 and a half litres. when I finish the other half I will cry)

 

[Solaris]

These forums just got better if only because of nostalgia.

I used to enjoy emailing you from my phone on the bus to college. then you became a bit of a dick. But that might have been Q-tip or whoever it was. Actually it was Q-Ever. But are you the same person?

 

[kineaesth]

Let's play chess by forum post

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[Ennui]

Qonfused and Que-Ever are not the same, you really are drunk. Qonfused used to be... Q_onfused.

IIRC Que-Ever is still here with a different username?

 

[Solaris]

Let's play chess by forum post

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Kings Pawn 5 to Kings porn 7

 

[Solaris]

Qonfused and Que-Ever are not the same, you really are drunk. Qonfused used to be... Q_onfused.

IIRC Que-Ever is still here with a different username?

I've always thought they were. But Quonfused is fat, so maybe not.

 

[kineaesth]

Que-Ever is lefty, who doesn't post much these days. Qonfused is just Qonfused, and I'm not going to comment on whether or not he is fat

 

[Raziaar]

Nobody cares that you're drunk Solaris!

 

[MJ12]

He's not fat!

 

[Robbo]

What job do you have that allows you (and your friends) to get smashed on a weekday?

 

[Stigmata]

Any job in the UK

 

[Krynn72]

Also he said his friend was calling him and pretending to offer him a job, which means he's unemployed. It also means he has shitty friends, so its no wonder why he comes here when drunk.

We really should have a drunk forum night. Munro will log on and freak out when he sees the mess we've made, and all the mods will be too hungover to do anything about it.

 

[ríomhaire]

This is a first...

Please tell me that your original plans for tonight were botched and you didn't get drunk solely for the purpose of browsing the forums.

I've sipped whiskey an internetted twice. It can be pretty fun.

 

[Robbo]

Also he said his friend was calling him and pretending to offer him a job, which means he's unemployed. It also means he has shitty friends, so its no wonder why he comes here when drunk.

We really should have a drunk forum night. Munro will log on and freak out when he sees the mess we've made, and all the mods will be too hungover to do anything about it.

You can still be working while applying for other jobs.

A drinking "night" unfairly discriminates against people on the other side of the planet.

 

[Solaris]

My friend who was offering me the job was offering me a real job, just she wasn't allowed to let slip she was my friend as she had to be neutral. Also, I am still very drunk but dont have a penny to my name anymore and so must go to bed drunk, but not completely cant talk drunk which is very unsettling. Its not pleasent at all.

 

[xcellerate]

I think this belongs in http://www.reddit.com/r/iama

 

[Stylo]

Lightweight!

 

[Escaep]

and all the mods will be too hungover to do anything about it.

Then they will be fired and A NEW FORUM ORDER WILL BE ENACTED.

 

[Higlac]

Then they will be fired and A NEW FORUM ORDER WILL BE ENACTED.

/me remembers the Banimal era...

 

[DEATHMASTER]

HL2.net facebook mode.

 

[ktimekiller]

I'm very drunk. These boards have been boring as of late. So lets go.

come at me bro

 

[JUL3]

/me remembers the Banimal era...

What is the Banimal era? I've heard of it, but obviously got to the party late. Someone please explain?

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Then they will be fired and A NEW FORUM ORDER WILL BE ENACTED.

Except I don't drink.

 

[The Monkey]

What is the Banimal era? I've heard of it, but obviously got to the party late. Someone please explain?

Basically Danimal would sniff some glue and go on a racist rampage and ban all the gypsies and Poles.

 

[Krynn72]

Except I don't drink.

You'd still be fired for not stopping us.

 

[Stigmata]

Basically Danimal would sniff some glue and go on a racist rampage and ban all the gypsies and Poles.

It was a big supply-side issue for the horse industry.