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[Mr Brown]

 

[Emporius]

It's Slurms MacKenzie, the original party worm!

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Thats cool, I just don't like how Fry looks. Also, Leela has nice bajoobies. :naughty:

 

[Wanted Bob]

Yeah Fry looks too normal.

HYPNOTOAD!!!

 

[Emporius]

Ladies and Gentleman, The Worst Joke Ever told:

WARNING, QUITE LONG, NOT FUNNY, HENCE^^

Spoiler

[HL2.net] treboy13: one day a class of retarded kids went to the zoo
taviow: IM BACK BABY
Emporius: lol
Emporius: that fits lol
[HL2.net] treboy13: as the class looks at the animals the teacher asks them a question
taviow: are you gay?
taviow: not you
taviow: the class.
taviow: heh nevermind me
taviow: all you have to do is not to read anything I say
[HL2.net] Krynn72: /ignore taviow
taviow: like that
taviow: right I'm sorry
taviow will shut up.
[HL2.net] Krynn72: hurry up treboy, the suspense is killing me
taviow: come on D: I want to know what the teacher asked D:
[HL2.net] treboy13: srry had to do sumthin
taviow: right
[HL2.net] Krynn72: your mom had to do sumthin now finish the joke
taviow: what did the teacher asked
[HL2.net] Krynn72: =D
[HL2.net] treboy13: so wats the animal wit the black and white stripes
iogg: zebra
taviow: zebra
[HL2.net] treboy13: the kids said zebra
[HL2.net] treboy13: let me finish
taviow: /kids say zebra
[HL2.net] Krynn72 says zebra
taviow: zeeeebra, teacher
[HL2.net] treboy13: net the teacher asks wats the thing with the wings
[HL2.net] treboy13: they said bird
taviow: /kids say bird
taviow says bird
[HL2.net] Krynn72 says bird
[HL2.net] Krynn72: damnit
taviow: bird teacheee
taviow: r
taviow: what now teacheer
[HL2.net] treboy13: next the teacher asked wats the thing wit da long neck
[HL2.net] treboy13: wats the thing with the long neck
taviow: /kids wait
[HL2.net] Krynn72 's penis
taviow: /kids say Krynn72's peni
[HL2.net] Krynn72: ostrich
taviow: s
[HL2.net] Krynn72: emu
[HL2.net] treboy13: krynn72 i didnt kno u was a retard
[HL2.net] Krynn72: flamingo?
taviow: /kids say giraffe
[HL2.net] treboy13: taviow got it right
[HL2.net] treboy13: so hes the real retard
[HL2.net] Krynn72: giraffes arnt even real
taviow: wut?
[HL2.net] Krynn72: I made them up and wrote everything about them
taviow: this is for you
taviow: http://www.giraffes.org/amorous-giraffe.jpg
taviow: teacher, show it to the class
[HL2.net] Krynn72: http://13gb.com/media/images/deadgff.jpg
[HL2.net] Krynn72: :(
taviow: :(
taviow: the giraffes being happy are much better
taviow: http://www.giraffes.org/amorous-giraffe.jpg
[HL2.net] Krynn72: http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/goei5/giraffethumbnail.jpg
[HL2.net] Krynn72: tall giraffe is TALL
taviow: come on they even have their own website
taviow: http://www.giraffes.org/
[HL2.net] treboy13: ok class
[HL2.net] treboy13: watch the video
taviow: lol
[HL2.net] treboy13: krynn72 stop putting up ur middle finger
taviow: /kids watch video
[HL2.net] treboy13: and stop smiling
taviow: and stop doing... oh god
[HL2.net] Krynn72: http://www.pozitifpc.com/editorblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/uwe_boll_finger.jpg
[HL2.net] treboy13 puts up middle finger at retard class
[HL2.net] treboy13: lmao
taviow: /kids lol
taviow: time for physics class
taviow: wut happens when you kick a ball
[HL2.net] Krynn72: it pops
taviow: A+ for you.
[HL2.net] treboy13: no
[HL2.net] treboy13: ur all wrong
taviow: no A-
taviow: the correct answer was
taviow: it hurts
[HL2.net] treboy13: im da teacher
Emporius: so wait
Emporius: how does this joke end?
taviow: it will never end
taviow: we are telling the joke at this moment
[HL2.net] treboy13: right
Emporius: lol
[HL2.net] treboy13: now sit da **** down u effin retards
[HL2.net] treboy13: and let me teach
taviow: right
taviow: what now
[HL2.net] treboy13: health class
[HL2.net] treboy13: ok
[HL2.net] treboy13: class
[HL2.net] treboy13: this is sex ed
taviow: To have good heath you cannot:
taviow: a)set yourself on fire
taviow: b)kill yourself
[HL2.net] treboy13: so wats the long thing on a male that gets hard and has a head
Emporius: neck
Emporius: penis
[HL2.net] treboy13: tno
Emporius: neckpenis
[HL2.net] treboy13: yes the penis
taviow: I don't understand teacher, give me a very, very, very detailed explanation
taviow: about what really happens
[HL2.net] treboy13: now heres an example of one\
[HL2.net] treboy13 pulls out 13' penis
taviow: what? 13 penises?
Emporius grabs it and puts it back in his pants
Emporius: never touch me again
[HL2.net] treboy13: thriteen inches
taviow: :0
Emporius: dude that's not even sexy
taviow: right so whats next
Emporius: thats...unweildy
[HL2.net] treboy13: no some random retard girl come and suck it
[HL2.net] treboy13: awww thats nice
Emporius: like if I was attempting to have sex with someone
Emporius: ina  different room
Emporius: I might consider it
[HL2.net] treboy13 has sex with retard girl
taviow: D:
[HL2.net] treboy13 donesnt get in trouble
[HL2.net] treboy13: cuz its part of the lesson
[HL2.net] treboy13: LMAO
taviow: ooooh
Emporius: ...was that the punchline?
[HL2.net] treboy13: no
[HL2.net] treboy13: this
[HL2.net] treboy13: is
[HL2.net] treboy13: retared kids
[HL2.net] treboy13: are
[HL2.net] treboy13: RETARED
[HL2.net] treboy13: BUT
[HL2.net] treboy13: SMART
Emporius: oh no!
iogg: **** you all, im going to play IOS 2008
[HL2.net] treboy13: MOSTLY
[HL2.net] treboy13: RETARDED
Emporius: I hope our little jimmy isn't retared!
Emporius: hey taviow are you retared?
taviow: no. are you?
taviow: are you retired
Emporius: nopt yet
Emporius: I doesn't have a job
The Brick is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
taviow: oooh
Emporius: seriously have we reached the punchline yet?

 

[Krynn72]

Holy shit, I was JUST wondering if anyone did a "real life" version of futurama. Awesome.
Hahah Emporius that joke was so boring that halfway through it I went to look for these sweet pictures.



Some of these are intentional reposts, because they're ****ing awesome.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

I like how birth and funeral are higher than middle age.

 

[jimbo118]

isnt it from invasion of the body snatchers?

I love the internets, he's a real cool guy and isnt afraid of anything

oh right

have the gif?

 

[Beerdude26]

Also, Leela has nice bajoobies. :naughty:

I entirely approve of this message.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

I always wondered how having one eye can make a person unnattractive. I guess I saw Leela from Fry's perspective. Now I know better.

Thanks realistic Futurama picture.

 

[VirusType2]

I always wondered how having one eye can make a person unnattractive. I guess I saw Leela from Fry's perspective. Now I know better.

Thanks realistic Futurama picture.

I laffed

 

[Stigmata]

I lol'd

 

[Rashak]

zoidberg looks too much like a mindflayer... it makes me want to cut his head off and hang it on my wall as a trophy...

 

[VirusType2]

I like how birth and funeral are higher than middle age.

 

[Krynn72]

In before people get pissed at gross things.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

MOAR

 

[mindless_moder]

only hl2ers would get this

 

[VirusType2]

May have seen these before:

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

 

[VirusType2]

hahaha oh man. That's hilarious

 

[Adabiviak]

WTF happened to that guys fingers?

 

[Vegeta897]

WTF happened to that guys fingers?

Photoshop infection.

 

[VirusType2]

Yeah, the fingers people said (where I grabbed it from) were photoshopped. So it's not real

the feet are obviously not real. Perhaps fake barefeet for a movie.

 

[mindless_moder]

 

[giant384]

Photoshop infection.

the boob with the flower(dont remember which one) photo shopped into is even creepier. its like you cant stop looking at it.

 

[kineaesth]

 

[VirusType2]

the boob with the flower(dont remember which one) photo shopped into is even creepier. its like you cant stop looking at it.

I haven't seen that. Must see.

 

[Insano]

Haven't seen this one before. NSFW

Spoiler

 

[Krynn72]

Attention whore much?

 

[Insano]

It's me.

 

[Emporius]

the feet are obviously not real. Perhaps fake barefeet for a movie.

Hobbit feet for Lord of the Rings

 

[bbson john]

Haven't seen this one before. NSFW

Spoiler

Must acquire lambda crates.

 

[Krynn72]

 

[giant384]

well that certainly all wasnt weird

 

[Pesmerga]

Completely expected.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

HAHAHAHAHAHA
*Ahem*

 

[Felix]

 

[Naph]

snip

Right after I saw the .gif by Right Clicking>Properties it appeared. :dozey:

I win.

 

[Apocalypse89]

First "screamer"(not really) I've fallen for in a long time.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I had this thread open (tabbed) for a bit before I came in, it switched to pancake face about 2 seconds after. D: