Image Dump VI (POST YOUR RANDOM IMAGES HERE)

[CptStern]

is he holding bacon?

 

[MJ12]

Stern's vision is getting worse and worse.

 

[Vegeta897]

"Have a Fishy stick"

 

[CptStern]

that's true but I'm using ghostzilla browser ..it displays all images as black and white/low res ..since it's black and white I couldnt read the text ..now that I've seen it in IE I too can see that I need glasses

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

HERE I AM ON MY MOTHER****IN' TRAMPOLINE. I LANDED ON MY HEAD AND IT HURT BUT I AM A BAD MOTHER****IN' T-REX AND CAN TAKE THE PAIN YOU PUSSIES CAN'T.

Jesus lol.

Spoiler

You're struck with a severe case of amnesia following a truck wreck. You awaken in a trader camp left with only a Blackberry, a compass, a map, and a pistol. The Blackberry has a simple message: KILL THE JACKAL. Begin your trek into the heart of Africa.

Spoiler

You are The Jackal. An intense case of Malaria left you with amnesia. Game over. You win.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Jesus lol.

THIS IS UNCLE TED. HE IS KIND OF WEIRD.

I WENT TO THAT MOTHER WAL-****IN'-MART TO GET SOME SHIT. A T-REX HAS TO SHOP SOME TIMES BUT THESE CHUMPS MADE THE STORE WAY TOO SMALL..

ON MY WAY OUT OF TOWN I STOPPED BY MY FAVORITE PUB. THESE GUYS KNOW WHERE IT IS AT AND WHO THE MOTHER****IN' T-REX IS.

 

[RyanG]

Jesus lol.

Spoiler

You are The Jackal. An intense case of Malaria left you with amnesia following a truck wreck. You are left with a Blackberry, a compass, a map, and a pistol. The Blackberry has a simple message: KILL THE JACKAL. Begin your trek into the heart of Africa.

/snip/

I'd play it.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'm wondering if any got the joke in my last post.

 

[Vegeta897]

"No Repeats!" Haha.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

I STOPPED BY CALIFORNIA TO GIVE RESPECT TO MY ANCESTORS BUT I GOT DISTRACTED BY THIS ****IN' FISH. I TRIED TO EAT HIM BUT IT WAS MADE OF WOOD. WHAT THE **** PEOPLE!?

I MUST HAVE SOME MAD ADD BECAUSE I ALSO GOT DISTRACTED BY THIS AWESOME ASS ROLLER COASTER. IT WAS PRETTY FUN BUT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

I FOUND MY STUPID ASS ANCESTORS AND NEARLY DIED. WHAT THE **** CALIFORNIA?

I CONTINUED TO THE WEST UNTIL I FOUND THIS LARGE PIECE OF SHIT WALL. I COULD WALK RIGHT OVER THIS USELESS THING. WHAT THE ****???

 

[Krynn72]

THIS IS ME. I'M A RECEPTIONIST BUT I DONT ****ING CARE BECAUSE IM STILL A MOTHER****ING VELOCIRAPTOR AND YOU ARENT. TODAY MY COUSIN ADRIK CAME STUMBLING INTO MY WORK AND WAS ALL LIKE "HEYYYYY MANNN IM THE GOD DAMNED T-REX LETS GO PARA SAILING!"

SINCE WE ARE BOTH BADASS DINOSAURS... WE OBVIOUSLY WENT PARA SAILING. IT WAS FUN BUT WE HARDLY FIT INTO THE HARNESSES AND I ALMOST FELL OUT.

AFTER THAT WE BOTH WENT BACK TO THE PUB AND GOT DRUNK OFF OUR ASSES. WE MADE LOTS OF JOKES AND LAUGHED SO LOUD THAT THE OTHER PATRONS GOT ANGRY AND LEFT.

THE MANAGER KICKED US OUT AND WE WERE SO PISSED THAT WE TORE HIS PLACE DOWN AND RUINED MOST OF THE TOWN. EVENTUALLY THE POLICE CAUGHT US THOUGH.

WHEN WE GOT TO THE POLICE PRECINCT THEY REALIZED THAT ADRIK COULDNT FIT INSIDE BECAUSES HES A GOD DAMNED T-REX. SO THEY LET HIM GO AND ARRESTED ONLY ME! **** IT SUCKS BEING A MOTHER****ING VELOCIRAPTOR.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Adrik, words cannot express how much I love you.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Krynn can we be friends forever.
WENT TO PARIS. WHAT A BUNCH OF PUSSIES. THE ONLY THING GOOD ABOUT THIS DUMP WAS I MET MY COUSIN FRANK. HERE WE ARE IN FRONT OF THE MOST USELESS TOWER I HAVE EVER BEEN TO.

MY TIME WAS COMING TO A CLOSE SO THE FAMILY GOT TOGETHER ON THE LAST DAY OF MY VACATION. GRAMPS HAD ANOTHER HEART ATTACK. THE SELFISH MOTHER****ER ALWAYS DOES THIS!!!

NOW I AM BACK AT WORK, WHERE SHIT SUCKS. STACY HAD TO TAKE THIS GAY PICTURE OF ME. GOD DAMN BITCH! (TOTALLY HIT THAT)

NOT ALL IS BAD AT WORK THOUGH. I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME WATCHING SOME MOTHER****IN' T-REX PORN.

 

[CyberPitz]

mmmm trex porn.

 

[Vegeta897]

Why do I want to see what that looks like in motion.

 

[Krynn72]

Because you're a pervert.

 

[Vegeta897]

NO I'M A BIOLOGIST

Jerk.

 

[Bad^Hat]

OH HEY WHAT THE ****, I own the magazine that T-Rex image is taken from.

Have a huge binder full of these mother****ers from when I was like ten. Assembled the whole T-Rex skeleton model as well (a new bone every week!).

 

[DEATHMASTER]

because hands aren't used

 

[RyanG]

What would happen if the HL2 art director was Japanese. :thumbs:

 

[Vegeta897]

Or George Lucas.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

 

[Sir Phoenixx]

http://rb.foto.radikal***/0707/52/b6f537ce595b.jpg

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

That humming bird pic is awesome.

 

[Vegeta897]

I don't think those are hummingbirds.

 

[MJ12]

Jesus lol.

Spoiler

You're struck with a severe case of amnesia following a truck wreck. You awaken in a trader camp left with only a Blackberry, a compass, a map, and a pistol. The Blackberry has a simple message: KILL THE JACKAL. Begin your trek into the heart of Africa.

Spoiler

You are The Jackal. An intense case of Malaria left you with amnesia. Game over. You win.

I just woke up and clicked those spoiler tags, and I was like "TOLLBOOTH WHAT THE ****? THIS GAME WAS ONLY A WEEK AWAY, GAME SPOILERS DON'T BELONG HERE YOU PIECE OF- oh.. this sound familiar.. ohhhhh."

 

[mindless_moder]

the humming bird pic ?.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'm a ******, those aren't humming birds.

 

[Wanted Bob]

I just woke up and clicked those spoiler tags, and I was like "TOLLBOOTH WHAT THE ****? THIS GAME WAS ONLY A WEEK AWAY, GAME SPOILERS DON'T BELONG HERE YOU PIECE OF- oh.. this sound familiar.. ohhhhh."

Oh wow, took me long enough to get that...

 

[VirusType2]

 

[DEATHMASTER]

What's the first thing there?

 

[giant384]

Pitz is back!

 

[VirusType2]

What's the first thing there?

looks like a new tree branch forming that is entirely encased in ice.

some sort of plant anyway.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Ah, I thought it might be some wierd ass bug or something.

 

[Remus]

 

[ShinRa]

 

[Vegeta897]

Way to kill a bunch of images.

 

[lefty]

That last one was far from fail.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Jesus lol.

Spoiler

You're struck with a severe case of amnesia following a truck wreck. You awaken in a trader camp left with only a Blackberry, a compass, a map, and a pistol. The Blackberry has a simple message: KILL THE JACKAL. Begin your trek into the heart of Africa.

Spoiler

You are The Jackal. An intense case of Malaria left you with amnesia. Game over. You win.

*img snippy*

My god i love you