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[PvtRyan]

Even Ivan the Space Biker has no helmet.

But that's probably because he's Ivan the Space Biker.

No, they just don't make square helmets.

 

[Naudian]

 

[lefty]

wtf japbanana

 

[Escaep]

I was bored so I made a web template in PS. Not quite done yet.

 

[Naudian]

You would ka

 

[VirusType2]

^ throw rocks at it.

 

[ríomhaire]

Radiation kills him.

Episode One states several times that the Citadel Core is bathed in deadly radiation that only Gordon can enter due to his HEV suit. Are you telling me Gordon's lead goatee protects his head from radiation?

 

[Naph]

Even Ivan the Space Biker has no helmet.

But that's probably because he's Ivan the Space Biker.

 

[FISHY CRACKERS]

Episode One states several times that the Citadel Core is bathed in deadly radiation that only Gordon can enter due to his HEV suit. Are you telling me Gordon's lead goatee protects his head from radiation?

That's what i'm saying.

 

[Ravioli]

That's what i'm saying.

You sir, are and idiot.

 

[Danimal]

You sir, are and idiot.

wat.

Also: Bring it to the HL forums. It's not like anything happens there anyway!

 

[Dog--]

And are I and idiot?

 

[Danimal]

I'm with you, bro.

 

[Barnz]

http://www.significant-bits.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/ep1_citadel_030108.jpg
Episode One states several times that the Citadel Core is bathed in deadly radiation that only Gordon can enter due to his HEV suit. Are you telling me Gordon's lead goatee protects his head from radiation?

edit: http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2910762&postcount=149

X:

Whatever happened to the HEV suit helmet from Half Life 1?

LM:

While it protected Gordon’s head from radiation, toxic waste, headcrabs, etc., it caused a really bad case of helmet-hair. So he conveniently lost it

It sure protects him:

ur a noob buddy, give up

 

[Danimal]

Vidyah Games are abstract representations of rl, or something.

you make it too realistic and it's just a simulation.

 

[Vegeta897]

More like nerd dump.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Man I love nerds.

 

[Viperidae]

It sure protects him:

Not to mention, the only time Gordon doesn't get body damage from environmental stuff is when POWER. LEVEL. IS. ONE HUNDRED. PERCENT.

I.e. when he's got full face shield.

 

[Danimal]

Picking up pieces of scanners 'causes said pieces to fly and fuse onto his face.

Ouch.

 

[theotherguy]

 

[xcellerate]

I sure hope those submariners have their helmets with them.

 

[MFL]

 

[Krynn72]

 

[Warped]

that last post was amazing

 

[Krynn72]

The guy who posted it is pretty amazing as well.

 

[Raziaar]

3. Why kick with the shin not the foot?

The power that can be generated by a Thai roundhouse is incredible and the shin is an extremely solid weapon - you aren't going to break your shin kicking someone. But the foot is made of numerous small bones that can - and do - break easily on impact.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKMzKYjyq8E&search=shin break

There's another one. God... so painful to watch.

 

[Hazar]

the leg breaking kick always makes me cringe when I see it.

 

[Krynn72]

It looks so unnatural. It looks more fake than any CGI injury really.

 

[Raziaar]

It looks so unnatural. It looks more fake than any CGI injury really.

I know, when I first saw it I was like... what the ****? that doesn't look real. Because it looks like the mass of his leg like halved at least. It just got so skinny so suddenly it looked unnatural. At least in the full video it looked real skinny to me.

 

[BlueWolf72]

 

[ríomhaire]

It sure protects him:

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/2804/t0a0c0000.jpg

ur a noob buddy, give up

Seeing as you can stand one inch from it and it doesn't affect you but dipping your toe in it hurts you, I don't think it's the lack of face protection that causes that sludge to hurt you.

The fact that green sludge hurts you doesn't change the fact that your HEV suit is reportedly what lets you survive in the Citadel Core. Please explain this. Why would Gordon go in bare-headed if Alyx isn't allowed to go in without a protective suit.

 

[Darkside55]

Oh FFS people

 

[Murray]

Oh FFS people

http://i32.tinypic.com/10x8pco.jpg

Silly me, I should have kown.

 

[Tyguy]

I can't imagine a temporary helmet that makes the story any better. That and the fact that gordon has no legs and can carry an arsenal of weapons...it's best to ignore some things.

 

[Acepilotf14]

You ever played MGS4?
Snake can carry a barrel, a cardboard box, a grenade launcher, a railgun, an RPG-7, several smaller forms of missile launchers, several assault rifles, a P90, 20+ grenades, in his skintight suit.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Oh FFS people
http://i32.tinypic.com/10x8pco.jpg

So THATS why the headcrabs can inflict naught but mere lacerations to Gordon.

 

[Warped]

You ever played MGS4?
Snake can carry a barrel, a cardboard box, a grenade launcher, a railgun, an RPG-7, several smaller forms of missile launchers, several assault rifles, a P90, 20+ grenades, in his skintight suit.

exactly! games would be ultra boring if they were too realistic.

 

[Murray]

You ever played MGS4?
Snake can carry a barrel, a cardboard box, a grenade launcher, a railgun, an RPG-7, several smaller forms of missile launchers, several assault rifles, a P90, 20+ grenades, in his skintight suit.

In the end of MGS2 he's got infinite ammo.

 

[BlueWolf72]

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You ever played MGS4?
Snake can carry a barrel, a cardboard box, a grenade launcher, a railgun, an RPG-7, several smaller forms of missile launchers, several assault rifles, a P90, 20+ grenades, in his skintight suit.

That's because Snake is a queer and he likes having all those objects in his ass.