In 2 hours, i'll be 24 ...

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... and the first person to say happy birthday gets a slap in the face. I don't want to be 24, and tomorrow will not be a good day. I'm looking forward to getting s**tfaced on saturday night though. All lifes problems can be solved with a lot of alcohol :p
 
happy birthday!!!

oh wait wait NOT IN THE FACE!!!!
 
Wow, 24... thats 5-6 years off for me.

Well, i'm gonna say it anyway, Happy Birthday :)
Hope you get all the socks and slippers you want :)
 
CptStern said:
happy birthday!!!

oh wait wait NOT IN THE FACE!!!!
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:( Unfortunately that was an empty threat, and i'm obligated to say thanks, CptStern. Atleast I can take comfort in the fact that i'm nowhere near as old as you. ;)
 
meh there's always the hope you'll get hit by a bus before I die of old age ...I hear the 3:15 coming right about now :naughty:
 
Not as old as Stern? Drink from the wrong holy grail!

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Bappy Hirthday
 
well I'd better not find you drunk at the foot of my bed again, the missus is starting to ask questions
 
Your birthday Strippergram is on it's way.

... You like men don't you?
 
24? That's oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold! :D

Happy birthday you old, incontinent, smelly, complaining, bus pass carrying, bunnet wearing pipe smoking geriatric!

/me is 23 next month. :(
 
*hands you a new cane for you to wave at little kids that step onto your lawn*
 
Awesome stuff. Man, I never clocked you as four years older than me.

Still, four years younger than one of my ex-girlfriends D:

-Angry Lawyer
 
Happy Bday
I know too many people who have October birthdays. Probably 10x as many as any other month.

Don't say you don't want to be 24! That will make me feel old too.
Anyway, enjoy it. :cheers:
 
Happy 24th ya old fart! :p

Now come here and give us a beer!

:cheers:
 
[Perry Bible Fellowship Comic]


Happy Birthday, Pobzeeee!
 
Oh God, it's craving flesh!

Actually, I once asked my parents if we could have some hot wings instead of a cake when I turned 6. They just gave me this wtf look. :/
 
Oh wow, i've got a racing experience in a ferrari 355 at elvington airfield (thats where hammond crashed) ... That'll be so much fun!!! I drive like a lunatic!

I love random suprises :D
 
/Evo stabs lePobz just as he is about to get in Ferrari 355 and drives it himself
 
Ohhhh my GOD

I've just got back in from the maddest night out imaginable ... :D
 
lePobz said:
Ohhhh my GOD

I've just got back in from the maddest night out imaginable ... :D
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gogogo Pobzy! :p

Tell all!

Just had a good night out myself :D

No pulling though

D:
 
Evo said:
gogogo Pobzy! :p

Tell all!

Just had a good night out myself :D

No pulling though

D:
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Aww, I pulled ... twice ... but i'm not looking for a lass, so I said byebyes and they walked away with their puppy-dog eyes ... lol

Anyway, if anyone offers you a shot of chilli vodka, just say NO! :D
 
lePobz said:
Aww, I pulled ... twice ... but i'm not looking for a lass, so I said byebyes and they walked away with their puppy-dog eyes ... lol

Anyway, if anyone offers you a shot of chilli vodka, just say NO! :D
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Damn you Mr. Pobz and your pulling ways! :afro:

Chilli vodka...D:

Stella's and Sambuca's were my poison tonight after i started with two cans of Grolsch

:D
 
Evo said:
Damn you Mr. Pobz and your pulling ways! :afro:

Chilli vodka...D:

Stella's and Sambuca's were my poison tonight after i started with two cans of Grolsch

:D
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I like sambuca, have you tried absinthe? its like sambuca on steroids, and 10x as potent :)

Since it was my birthday, everyone bought me shots ... and its unpolite to refuse drinks bought for you, so I had them all ... including the chilli vodka :D Atleast the water on the rocks was nearby :LOL:

Just finished my obligatory cheeseburger and fries from dodgy takeaway ... fecking lovely when you've not got much blood in your alcohol system.
 
lePobz said:
I like sambuca, have you tried absinthe? its like sambuca on steroids, and 10x as potent :)

Since it was my birthday, everyone bought me shots ... and its unpolite to refuse drinks bought for you, so I had them all ... including the chilli vodka :D Atleast the water on the rocks was nearby :LOL:

Just finished my obligatory cheeseburger and fries from dodgy takeaway ... fecking lovely when you've not got much blood in your alcohol system.
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mmm, Sambuca..tempted to get more from by bottle of Italian stuff but really shouldn't!

Never had Absinthe...don't wana risk it in a Club and end up spewing everywhere! :p

What was that chilli vodka like mate?

Not about Cheeseburgers for me at that kinda time...home and two pieces of toast, an Apple+Blueberry pie and...something else...fekin forgotten already!

:O

What kinda places did ya go man? I went to Metros rock/indie kinda club, no live music and a decent dancefloor is my current haunty, £1.50 for Stella bottle Saturday nights and £2.20 for Sambuca shots of both white and black flavas :E
 
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