In other news, GabeN has a racecar.

[Higlac]

http://www.reddit.com/r/motorsports/comments/1v85hy/the_heart_of_racing_new_team_competing_in_uscc/

Discuss.

 

[TheWiktor]

I agree.

 

[Mogi67]

Wow man hope the car doesn't careen off the track from all the extra weight

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

When they asked me what number I wanted for the car I asked for "3" and they said "nope." Irony.

Dammit, this would have been perfect.

Each 3 joke is one fewer fat joke, so bonus.

EDIT: the car itself:

 

[-smash-]

Good for him. This is a great charity.

Gabe said that if they reach $500k, he'll do a full AMA on Reddit.

 

[MFL]

Will he have Doug riding his ass to not say what we all want him to say?

 

[Danny_ZQ]

Wow man hope the car doesn't careen off the track from all the extra weight

 

[Vegeta897]

Good for him. This is a great charity.

Gabe said that if they reach $500k, he'll do a full AMA on Reddit.

More like an AMAUIAHL3.

 

[ktimekiller]

i quite like gabe's new look with the beard.

 

[Matt]

i quite like gabe's new look with the beard.

Uh-huh.

 

[Eejit]

.

Wow, looks like he lost a fair bit of weight. Or that suit jacket is very well tailored.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

He lost a lot of weight. For reference watch his promotional videos for the DotA 2 / Portal 2 era.

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

Those hands... Gabe's getting old.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

He's 51, we're all gettin' a little old.

 

[Higlac]

Those hands... Gabe's getting old.

At least the beard is glorious.

 

[MFL]

With an example like Gordon to look up to, I'm surprised we all haven't grown goatees.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

With an example like Gordon to look up to, I'm surprised we all haven't grown goatees.

To answer quite literally I'm 25 and can't grow more than a pervert stash.

 

[Eejit]

With an example like Gordon to look up to, I'm surprised we all haven't grown goatees.

I have on occasion

 

[SteamEmpire]

With an example like Gordon to look up to, I'm surprised we all haven't grown goatees.

Who's says we don't?

 

[Stylo]

Majestic. Like the Ox.