Insults You Used As A Kid!

[Dog--]

Y'know those insults kids use like "Buttmunch"? Every kid had a different one, and I suppose mine was Waffle-Beefer :\


What was your childhood insult?

 

[Greatgat]

You... you MAN! You stupid, stupid MAN!

 

[Absinthe]

"Rapechild". I do not ****ing kid you. I was largely unaware of the extreme connotations it had.

"Turdmutt" was another favorite of mine.

And "Yo Momma" jokes were always fair game. That is until I used one on a kid whose mother was actually dead.

 

[Krynn72]

I just called people Idiots. You idiot.

 

[Baserape>]

Beat someone up = insult

 

[Steve]

"Nobody likes you."

 

[Shippi]

.

 

[Raziaar]

I don't think I had any

Though I did call my friend a McFatty-fat hands a couple of days ago.. my friends bracelet didn't fit him

Oh wow. You demolished their self esteem and now they'll probably either commit suicide, or live a life of utter sadness.

:dozey:




;(

 

[tehsolace]

You're fat.

That was like my ultimate weapon... it would affect them for years.

 

[The Monkey]

Love > Insults

 

[Dekstar]

I don't know about when I was younger, but I use noob as an everyday insult nowadays.

 

[Shippi]

.

 

[Cole]

"I know you are but what am I?"
"Idiot"
"Dumby"
"Fatty"
"Loser"

 

[Raziaar]

He said my eyeballs were fat ;(

AHAHAHA. Your eyeballs? That's a new one.

 

[Dog--]

Love > Insults

You love insults? Then why not share a few!?

 

[CyberPitz]

I actually called somebody a lowly Zergling...

They stopped talking for a couple minutes, trying to figure it out.

and fag was big back in my day.

 

[Ome_Vince]

poopoohead!

 

[Evo]

'Your mum....is safe.'

Ended up nearly killing the dude i said that too

 

[ailevation]

I called other kids 'fags' by the age of 7.

 

[knut]

''Duhh-brain''

Whenever I think of it now, I always imagine some sort of big bird, like that dumb bird from the Pixar short animation 'On a Line' or whatever it was called. It was before Monsters, Inc, about 5 minutes long. Whatever.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

weenie licker
fag
ass wipe
puto
dirty kid!!! (you have to yell it loudly)

those 5 are the main ones I remember using in elementary school.

 

[Que-Ever]

****tard.

Actually, I don't remember.

 

[Slacker]

I called them "Sods." It was a common insult in Populous, so I figured it would work pretty well in real life. This lasted up until about sixth grade, when I actually started using "dirty" words.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

You... you MAN! You stupid, stupid MAN!

Ru
fi
ooooooooooooooooooo!

I once called another kid a "dickweed"and he ratted on me and I got in trouble. Like 2nd or 3rd grade.
I once called another kid "twerp" and he/she ratted on me and I got in trouble.

After that I pretty much stopped until the internet/forums put it back in me.
I went for maybe a decade without insulting anyone.
Good-for-nothing internet people...

 

[Dekstar]

Good-for-nothing internet people...

**** you too dickweed!

 

[Harryz]

F***face, which I still use.

 

[cherry]

i grew up in a childrens home, we learnt pretty quickly that the c word worked pretty well, as well as accusing the carers of being rapests and pedos. ahh we must have been such great fun to look after.

 

[Narcolepsy]

Head head.

Yeah, I don't know either.

 

[Loke]

I used "Shut the **** up" quite much, even so much that my friends told me "Is that all you can say?".

Don't use it nowadays though.

 

[Danimal]

I called people "Dump" or "Ass-goblins".

 

[cherry]

spastic was another one.

can't you jus imagine that, cute little asian kid running around calling everyone spastics in a north london accent. awwwwww...

 

[Dog--]

The best insult (even now-a-days) is when someone is annoying you (in a somewhat crowded area), you have to yell "NO I DON'T WANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK, F*** OFF!!" at the top of your lungs, then everyone starts annoying that person calling him gay and all that.. doesn't work if it's a girl, though...

 

[Danimal]

Whenever someone tries that at my school, Canem. The person who yells it gets the ridiculing.

My school is strange. D:

 

[63]

You make fun of guys for not wanting to suck cock?

 

[joule]

Fart knocker. Freakazoid. Gayboy. Pussy.

 

[ericms]

Dunce-puppy. I haven't said that word in many years but it's still brilliant. God I was such a ****ing awesome kid.

 

[xombine]

Ass clown quite often, but of course stolen from Office Space.

 

[Dog--]

Ass clown was in Bad Santa (a movie) before that show!

 

[xombine]

No. No. NO.

Ever seen Office Space? Came out in 1999, you ass clown.

 

[Dog--]

oh.. it's funnier in Bad Santa, though.