Is a fish an animal?

[CyberPitz]

Help me helplife2.net. I have someone in the room that doesn't believe that a fish is an animal. That is her reasoning as to why we can't get a animal. She said we can't get a cat because it's an animal. We can get a fish, because it's not an animal.

Answer question.

 

[MiccyNarc]

Is she thinking "mammal"? But yes, fish are animals. Tell her she's retarded and cockslap her.

 

[Dumb Dude]

Ask her what she thinks fish are then. If she responds with "not animals" then do what Miccy suggested.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

FFS, protozoa are animals!

Try to explain to her the difference between "animals" and "mammals."

 

[Dog--]

How do you guys figure a fish is an animal?
your al messt in da hed.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Is it your roommate? Rape her and beat her for her insolence.

Insolents...

Insolshens...

....

**** YOU ENGLISH SPELLING SYSTEM. GO TO HELL. /cries

 

[CyberPitz]

Funniest quote from her.

Talking about the definition of an animal, and I mentioned "kingdom". She's like "FISHES DON'T LIVE IN A KINGDOM!"

I lol'd to tears.

 

[Dog--]

Just show her a picture of Goatse. It solves all of lifes problems.

 

[Darkside55]

Fish r not animul. Derp.

 

[CptStern]

omg


STAY THE **** IN SCHOOL

 

[CyberPitz]

Now she's saying she never said that. I vote I win this argument. MUWAHA.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It's not over until you are both drunk and one of you is pinned down under the ass/crotch of the other, which should be dug into their face.

Paul, get to it!

 

[CptStern]

just in case she's still not sure...


this one proves it AND it has photos to avoid confusion

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Animal_diversity_October_2007.jpg

 

[Darkside55]

You can't trust wikipedia! Anyone can edit it! That picture is bullshit.

 

[TCfromBN]

D:<

Wikipedia is SO not a reliable resource.

 

[Darkside55]

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What you got against fish bish?

 

[Darkside55]

Nothing. I love fish. I'm eating some right now, with a side of velveeta.

 

[Pesmerga]

What is CodeMonkey doing questioning you? Shouldn't she be baking or ironing your shirts?

 

[Stigmata]

 

[CyberPitz]

What is CodeMonkey doing questioning you? Shouldn't she be baking or ironing your shirts?

That's what I'm saying!

Of course, typical woman, now that she loses, "I NEVER SAID THAT!"

Pah.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Nothing. I love fish. I'm eating some right now, with a side of velveeta.

Dat's what I thought.

 

[lePobz]

That goldfish looks genuinely unhappy about being denied.

 

[kupocake]

Is the confusion stemming from the Mammal/Animal thing everyone is saying, or is she thinking of zany vegetarians who exclude Fish from their Animal-ban because, you know, they look kind of dumb?*

Talking about the definition of an animal, and I mentioned "kingdom". She's like "FISHES DON'T LIVE IN A KINGDOM!"

Pff... hasn't she seen The Little Mermaid.

*edit: the Fish, not the Vegetarians.

 

[Raziaar]

Something against having a cat as a pet? Yeesh. Take one from an adoption agency, give it a better life than it would normally have. Otherwise, you can tell her that there's a cat somewhere crying as it gets put to sleep because nobody wants to take it home with them.

Guilt trips... they always work! And when they don't, well lets say you'll wish you hadn't attempted it.

 

[evil^milk]

Nothing. I love fish. I'm eating some right now, with a side of velveeta.

I bet you aren't really eating fish right now.

 

[Darkside55]

I was, actually. Which made it all the better.

I grilled up some fish fillets with lemon and black pepper, atlantic coarse sea salt and chili powder. It was effing delicious.

 

[CyberPitz]

I was, actually. Which made it all the better.

I grilled up some fish fillets with lemon and black pepper, atlantic coarse sea salt and chili powder. It was effing delicious.

Can you come cook for me, please?

 

[Kula Meenur]

No you idiot, it's a reptile

 

[B.Calhoun]

you couldnt use wikipedia or some shit?

 

[Druckles]

Fish = Animal.

Ask her if she thinks humans are animals.

 

[Dynasty]

Every living thing that isnt a plant is technically an animal.

insects dont count though

 

[The Monkey]

^ LOL, no.

There're other living things apart from plants and animals, such as fungus and micro-organisms.

 

[Dynasty]

Yes yes those too, sheesh

*tsk* Biology..god i hated it

 

[Tyguy]

fish are friends, not food!

 

[nurizeko]

That's what I'm saying!

Of course, typical woman, now that she loses, "I NEVER SAID THAT!"

Pah.

As they say, don't argue with idiots, they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

:imu:

 

[Raziaar]

fish are friends, not food!

Friends eat fish, buy more food! Try popplers with our new tangy honey sauce!

 

[Ravioli]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eboECFMvWPI

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Of course they are.

 

[<RJMC>]

fish are friends, not food!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv1nDdrrXCM