Is my brother mentally ill and should I get him sectioned?

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My brothers been jumping around the house all week and I think it's about time I had him sectioned. Anyone have any experience with this?
 
There are too many threads about mental problems and illness all up in this part of the forum. That is what I think.
 
Jumping?! Call the men in white coats IMMEDIATELY. This is surely a sign of incurable hysteria.
 
There are too many threads about mental problems and illness all up in this part of the forum. That is what I think.

Or not enough?

We should have a mental help section.
For me, this would be 'Miscellaneous'.
 
Or not enough?

We should have a mental help section.

The medical forum. Feeling depressed? Burning sensation when you pee? Tell the rest of us and we'll wrongly diagnose you with serious diseases!
 
Two out of five doctors thus far agree.

Make that 4.
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(I couldnt find a picture of 3 doctors)
 
so is there a mental diseases epidemic or what?
 
I'm at the most sane point in my life... and here you all are going wacko!
 
The Lounge is undergoing the 'Mentalocalypse' at the moment. Please remain seated and wait for a security officer to arrive. Thanks.
 
The Lounge is undergoing the 'Mentalocalypse' at the moment. Please remain seated and wait for a security officer to arrive. Thanks.

This is funny. THE THREAD YOU MADE IS NOT. :arms:
 
This is funny. THE THREAD YOU MADE IS NOT. :arms:

Yeah, and I'm probably going to get infractioned for it, too. How does it feel like, being an Anti-citizen? Do you get a rush of adrenaline in your body once you've been rewarded the title?
 
Yeah, and I'm probably going to get infractioned for it, too. How does it feel like, being an Anti-citizen? Do you get a rush of adrenaline in your body once you've been rewarded the title?
At first, but the symptoms come and go. After a while you start to feel like nobody is paying attention, so you tend towards reckless behaviors that only make you feel even more outcasted and marginalized. Some eventually go insane and recovery becomes impossible. The medication (it's in the water), sedates you to the point where you don't feel like you have an identity anymore. Most people eventually recover, but relapses are common.

Note that minor infractions do not carry the stigma. I don't believe an instance of spam will set you over the edge - to the brink of full anti-citizenship.
 
I don't know whether to be scared that everyone is going crazy or rejoice in the fact that I can probably take off my pants and clap like a seal and nobody would care.

P.S. How many points get you to Anti-Citizen status anyhow? I got 2 for bypassing the word filter and typing f**kmonkeys. It was naughty of me. Don't do it.

Also:
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I think I'm going to throw up... This has only happened to me once, back in July of 2009, the month I joined. I was a mere worm, if you could call it that, and I ventured into a thread swarming with criminals: Darkside55, Slug Advisor, Calhoun, etc. and I decided to play along. Next thing I knew, I got slapped with an infraction so hard that I couldn't feel my ass for a day (coincidentally, that's how long my infraction actually lasted). It hurt, man, it hurt...
 
I have come to dispense serotonin for everyone. As a result, halflife2.net is cured.
 
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