Is your son a hacker? (Rofl... these guys need help)

Old an fake but eh... Maybe someone hasn't seen it
 
lol, very old, but i bet some people aint seen it.
 
WhiteZero said:
Every year someone has to link this...
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Some people don't see every last entertaining thing on the internets the day that it is put there. Those people are considered normal. :)
 
old, but ROFL....
If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
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Whoah. This guy is an idiot... He is apparrently thouroughly convinced he has the best family in the us. Finest, whatever. What a pompous asshole, I hate people like that. And besides that, his 6(six) kids are very spoiled- a brand new computer along with freaking photoshop, which is like 120 dollars or sommat.

I hate him. And his kids.
 
Que-Ever said:
Whoah. This guy is an idiot... He is apparrently thouroughly convinced he has the best family in the us. Finest, whatever. What a pompous asshole, I hate people like that. And besides that, his 6(six) kids are very spoiled- a brand new computer along with freaking photoshop, which is like 120 dollars or sommat.

I hate him. And his kids.
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It's a joke...
 
Ikerous said:
It's a joke...
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no. yes. maybe. Still. *cough* oh, would you look at the time...

seriously, I didn't read the whole article because the first two paragraphs put me off so much.
 
Erestheux said:
Some people don't see every last entertaining thing on the internets the day that it is put there. Those people are considered normal. :)
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normal is an illusion, and i havent seen this, a good gag ;D
 
In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases.
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Right. My computer is a nuclear reactor.
 
2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?

Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

The best option is to confront your son with the evidence, and force him to remove the offending programs. He will probably try to install the software again, but you will be able to tell that this is happening, if your machine offers to "download" one of the hacker applications. If this happens, it is time to give your son a stern talking to, and possibly consider punishing him with a grounding
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:LOL:
 
Erestheux said:
Some people don't see every last entertaining thing on the internets the day that it is put there. Those people are considered normal. :)
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Answer this, Eres. If we are supposivley "Special and unique" then how can you define someone as normal, we are apparently all different and no one is exactly the same.
 
with freaking photoshop, which is like 120 dollars or sommat.
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Try $500-600+...

As far as I can tell, you can only get the less advanced/featured/whatever Elements version for around $80-150. (and of course older Photoshop versions off of Ebay or whatever for less then full)
 
Sir Phoenixx said:
Try $500-600+...

As far as I can tell, you can only get the less advanced/featured/whatever Elements version for around $80-150. (and of course older Photoshop versions off of Ebay or whatever for less then full)
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Yeah... about that whole 'buy stuff legally' concept... :|
 
I get the feeling that people think it's old
 
it is old, in internet years it's like 85
 
Some of the comments people added to that were pretty funny.

It looks like far too many people took that article seriously. I really hope some of them were just pretending to be so stupid. :/
 
That thing is one of the greatest pieces of internet comedy I have ever read, especially the AOL and AMD parts.

Priceless.
 
I thought this was a joke, then I saw it was serious. I have seen stupid people in my day, but this eclipses all of them under one giant "hole". Seriously, this guy has to be on drugs or something. T Reginald Dumbass, or whatever the **** your name is, quit with the smothering of children. I am tempted to call child services for abuse. Your kids are not safe with you. You will turn them into mindless soulless AOL users of Intel only products with no upgrades and no futures. I feel sorry for your children, because they will never learn to swear, and they will never learn what a complete and utter **** YOU ARE. As another person said in this wonderful forum you have here, if your wife hasnt divorced you and sued for custody with no visitation from you, she should do so NOW!

You cant even spell LINUX RIGHT. LINUX YOU STUPID ****! LINUX.

Do me, and US all a favor. Kill yourself. Right now. Please overdose on something. Fall down some stairs a couple of times. Take a hammer to your own head. Run through ten lanes of traffic at 70 MPH, SOMETHING! JUST DIE!
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hahaha
 
"Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash". "
ROFL
 
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