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Today I smashed a server.
I dropped it out a 5th floor window into an empty carpark.
Smashing computer/electrical equipment is great fun.. little bits of case/wires/diodes fly everywhere, and afterwards, you can go and kick the wreckage.
What computer/electrical stuff have YOU people smashed?
I like this format:
Object: Ancient IBM Server
Accident? (Excuse used): No. (Hey, Can I drop this out the window?)
Assistants: IT slave kid, cleaner. (He just watched, I didn't make him clean it up)
Value (at smashing): ~$10
Value (new): ~$6000
Method of destruction: Dropped from window, then jumped on a bit.
A good bit was when a cleaner turned up.. an old chinese guy with a deep voice (I think he was called "Chan")
Chan: Hey that a big mess
Me: Yeah... I dropped it out the window up there
Chan: You drop it out the window?!
Me: Yeah
Chan: [Looks up at window again]
Me: It was broken anyway
Chan: [Big laugh, realises I did it on purpose] Ha ha. Looks like fun, I want to see next time ok!?
I dropped it out a 5th floor window into an empty carpark.
Smashing computer/electrical equipment is great fun.. little bits of case/wires/diodes fly everywhere, and afterwards, you can go and kick the wreckage.
What computer/electrical stuff have YOU people smashed?
I like this format:
Object: Ancient IBM Server
Accident? (Excuse used): No. (Hey, Can I drop this out the window?)
Assistants: IT slave kid, cleaner. (He just watched, I didn't make him clean it up)
Value (at smashing): ~$10
Value (new): ~$6000
Method of destruction: Dropped from window, then jumped on a bit.
A good bit was when a cleaner turned up.. an old chinese guy with a deep voice (I think he was called "Chan")
Chan: Hey that a big mess
Me: Yeah... I dropped it out the window up there
Chan: You drop it out the window?!
Me: Yeah
Chan: [Looks up at window again]
Me: It was broken anyway
Chan: [Big laugh, realises I did it on purpose] Ha ha. Looks like fun, I want to see next time ok!?