It was Valentine's Day

[Vegeta897]

I was gonna make a terrible joke at the expense of you and your mutant but I can't do it.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You f*cking jap U.S. hating motherf*cker I will never forgive you for what you did at Pearl Harbor go run away with your god damn Chinese mutant and live a happy life I DGAF and while you're at it put a katana through your chest for being a dishonorable f*ggot yeah I said it.








Satisfied now, Devin?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Oh you

 

[fishdbaz]

I forgot it was Valentine's Day.
Yay?

 

[Shyam]

Happy Valentine's Day.

I was depressed until I read this.

 

[Xevrex]

I asked Him and He accepted. God is my Valentine.

 

[dfc05]

Yesterday I made some huge, fudgy, flourless chocolate cookies for myself (for a reason completely unrelated to Valentine's Day) -- they're the kind with the shiny surface that crackles when you pull it apart. Just finished eating the last one. Not a bad day. And now I'm going to make some more cookies.

 

[MJ12]

you and your mutant

I lol'd.

 

[Absinthe]

My valentine was taken.

brb gonna kill mahself

 

[MFL]

You are now deeply aware of your crippling loneliness. Nobody likes you, you have no significant other, and even if there were a chance for you to go out and find another desperate single like yourself today--there isn't--you wouldn't leave the house to do it anyway.

You tell yourself that Valentine's Day is just a another day, a sham to sell cards and chocolate, a holiday made by corporations so you don't feel the need to celebrate it. You make up justifications why you shouldn't be sad that you're alone on "just another regular day out of the year," perhaps even scoffing at those foolish couples who fall for the trap of Hallmark and See's.

But deep down, you know you're just a hollow, empty husk of a person, alone on the one day of the year dedicated to having someone special in your life. You know it kills you. That's why you're here, in this thread, posting "I <3 U's" to anonymous, faceless strangers on a video game forum. It's why you Valentine's Day cards to other lonely men, and get a measure of satisfaction from the reciprocation. The thought that somebody out there might care about you.

But you know what, no one does.

Not even in this thread.

You're alone.




Happy Valentine's Day.[/QUOTE]

Hey, I might be single this Valentine's Day, but at least it's my birthday.

Spent all day playing Mass Effect 2 and drinking bailey's.

 

[Danimal]

Happy Designated Procreational Allowance Period.

Make more citizens.

Make more workers.

 

[Rizzo]

Haha, go ahead, try that. Maybe Samon will have time to check his PMs in between the romantic bubble baths we'll take together and the heart-shaped chocolates we'll feed each other tonight.

Why? Do you hate me that much? WHY MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING?

Hope we can still be friends.

 

[Eejit]

We went to see Breakfast at Tiffany's, then went out for dinner.

I hope you choke to death on one of the thousand dicks you'll probably suck tonight, man whore.
I was about to pm you a love poem I wrote... And you where going pm me back and tell me how much you liked it, and we whould exchange skypes and chat all night and... But no... You ****ing bitch.

You vapid ****.

How could you lead me on like that?

You must be some kind of man whore, to suck all the dicks. They probably treat you like shit, too, don't they? You have no idea how much of a better life I could give you. But no.

I wish you'd never signed up.

I wish you'd stayed out of my thread.

Ugh, I'm going to send it to Samon instead and try to forget about you...

But I never will.

Only full-length version acceptable.
:arms:

 

[VirusType2]

Family gathered at my Mother's for my nephew's birthday and by default, Valentine's Day. I don't get to see my family very often, so it was nice.

 

[Stigmata]

I ate some cake my mom made. Good times.

 

[Dog--]

I tried Salvia on Valetines Day because we had no alcohol.

It wasn't worth it.

Meh.

 

[Stigmata]

You're probably doing it wrong.

 

[Dog--]

Taking a huge bong toke is doing it wrong? I hallucinated but it sucked, and the fact it only lasts for 5 minutes makes it even shittier.

 

[Stigmata]

Did you use a torch lighter? The active ingredients in salvia don't vaporise until you burn it hotter than a regular Bic lighter can burn. :3

 

[Dog--]

I didn't use a torch lighter... I've got one here though and I still have some salvia here but no one is around - think I should do it alone?

 

[Wanted Bob]

You f*cking jap U.S. hating motherf*cker I will never forgive you for what you did at Pearl Harbor go run away with your god damn Chinese mutant and live a happy life I DGAF and while you're at it put a katana through your chest for being a dishonorable f*ggot yeah I said it.


Satisfied now, Devin?

<3 For Willie

 

[Stigmata]

I didn't use a torch lighter... I've got one here though and I still have some salvia here but no one is around - think I should do it alone?

Yes. But I am not a doctor.

 

[Absinthe]

You should hit that shit on the freeway.

 

[Vegeta897]

Bought this for Kathy as sort of a post-valentines gift because I was too late to get something in order for it to arrive in time for v day.

 

[Danimal]

I took salvia but it sucked

Dog-- did you keep it lit and inhaling enough that the brimstone and ashes sucked through the stem and into the water?

Dog-- did you hold it in until your vision started to vibrate?

Dog--?

Speak to me!

Dog--!

 

[VirusType2]

It's nice, Vegeta.

 

[Stigmata]

I'm just going to reiterate that I really like this. It's ornamental without being gaudy, and it's a subtle heart, black as coal, just like yours. :3

 

[Dog--]

Dog-- did you keep it lit and inhaling enough that the brimstone and ashes sucked through the stem and into the water?

Dog-- did you hold it in until your vision started to vibrate?

Dog--?

Speak to me!

Dog--!

Like I said I took a huge bong toke and I held it in literally for the longest I've ever held a toke in, and it worked but it sucked. 5 minutes of a trip and an hour of a shitty hangover type thing for $25 a gram? Screw that. Atleast I accidentally took 2 packs when I bought them, so I got 2 grams for the price of one (hence the extras I still have). So I didn't get completely ****ed over.. I prefer acid :frown:

 

[Danimal]

For someone who's taken acid before, you're pretty lame.

EDIT:

Let's just get back on topic.

 

[Dog--]

This is why we need a drug thread or atleast bring back the psychadelic experienced thread... God damn.

On topic: How much did that cost veg, is it real silver? It's bound to get you some, regardless. It's nice.

 

[Vegeta897]

I got it on a great sale, 60% off. Original price was $125. It's not silver, it's marcasite.

 

[Dog--]

I think you got pyrite.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcasite

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcasite_jewellery

 

[Vegeta897]

I think you got pyrite.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcasite

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcasite_jewellery

It says "genuine marcasite" but whatevs.

Thanks Toastbaby

Spoiler

Oh god I'm so sorry

 

[Dan]

Valentines day is over. The subject line is false. Lock this thread already.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I know its late, but i just want to share some Mass Effect related love with you guys.

*AHEM*

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Building a consensus...

Spoiler

We love you.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Can this wait Shepard

Spoiler

I've got some calibrations to do