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Okay, this is just too massive of a jinx to not be a portent of mankind's final and ultimate doom.

So, remember how Gordon Freeman was spotted at the LHC?

http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/09/terrible-news-gordon-freeman-spotted-near-large-hadron-collider/

Ah, that was the stuff. A few D:'s were exchanged, we all had a bit of a chuckle about it, then it was semi-swiftly forgotten about.

And how about the time Reddit jokingly sent a Half-Life survival guide to LHC, replete with headcrab hat and crowbar, "just in case?"

http://blog.reddit.com/2008/09/crowbar-headcrab-and-half-life-strategy.html

Haha, yes, those were good times, weren't they? Aaaah.

*wistful sigh*





WELL GUESS WHAT, MOTHER****ERS?


http://blog.reddit.com/2008/11/crowbar-arrived-at-cern-freeman-was.html

Reddit Blog said:
One of our quick-thinking redditors suggested a plan to save mankind. We'd send CERN a crowbar. Just to be safe, we made it a wrecking bar, threw in a headcrab hat (for training purposes) and Fark donated a Half-life strategy guide to the cause.

Additionally, we found a physicist there who understood the magnitude of this project -- she's also responsible for the Large Hadron Rap, a subversive way for young people to learn about particle physics without knowing it.

She goes by Alpinekat and even tracked down Gordon to deliver the wrecking bar.
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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DFMrmYvja2w/SSW7v-c2trI/AAAAAAAABY4/kFziZk5sUSE/s1600-h/IMG_2445.JPG

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DFMrmYvja2w/SSW7VozHfvI/AAAAAAAABYw/EPSxi98DWvA/s1600-h/IMG_2427.JPG

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Holy shit holy shit holy shit. I don't think there's a piece of wood big enough to touch and cancel out this kind of omen (inb4 penis joke).

Thoughts on our impending eradication/enslavement? Who knows how to speak vortigaunt? How many hours do you think a war against the combine would last with earth's military in it's current state? Anyone recommend any good creams for removing any bothersome facial appendages (which may or may not go by 'Lemar')? What cat?

Discuss/prepare. :(
 
I'd like you to know I just pulled out my eyes in horror.

Also, that's pretty ****ing cool.
 
This is the best thing. Dont care if the world ends those two pictures were worth it tbh.
 
Wait, doesn't that mean the world is saved?
 
I cannot possibly grasp the extent of the awesomeness of those two photos.
 
SHIT

****

SHIT

oh god

OH GOD

@Eejit SEVEN HOUR WAR RESONANCE CASCADE EVEN IF MR FREEMAN COMPLETES THE GAME CORRECTLY WE'RE ALL STILL BOOOOOOOOONED
 
Actually that guy doesn't look like Gordon Freeman at all, first he was pale and second he looked like he was sick, but they are very similar.
 
ffffffffuuuuuuuuuu
the end is nigh, i bet you all wish you had a 10ft thick concrete bunker to hide in like i do.
HAHARRR
 
we get it, he looks like gordon freeman....enough already
 
Kamikazie said:
That is totally awesome.



It's a good place to eat, the bacon cheese fries is like an orgasm in your mouth. ;)
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That was the first thing I thought when he said "Outback"

Delicious fries.
 
I do not understand anything I just read here-

Originally Posted by Reddit Blog
One of our quick-thinking redditors suggested a plan to save mankind. We'd send CERN a crowbar. Just to be safe, we made it a wrecking bar, threw in a headcrab hat (for training purposes) and Fark donated a Half-life strategy guide to the cause.

Additionally, we found a physicist there who understood the magnitude of this project -- she's also responsible for the Large Hadron Rap, a subversive way for young people to learn about particle physics without knowing it.

She goes by Alpinekat and even tracked down Gordon to deliver the wrecking bar.
Click to expand...


I am so so confused.... I know nothing about this Reddit Blog.... so wait..... he sent someone who works there that looks like Gordon Freeman a crowbar? That's it? I am seriously so ****ing lost right now.
 
Stop arseing around, they're waiting for you Gordon...


...in the test chamber
 
I for one welcome our new Xen overlords.
 
*fffffffffffffhhhhhhhhhhh*

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
You people need to stop screaming "Armageddon!" everytime something interesting happenss.
 
Suddenly Half-Life quotes... MILLIONS OF THEM
 
I want that crowbar!! I will have that crowbar!!! that crowbar will be mine!!!!
Edit: Damn capsfilter!!! :frown: :frown:
fixed
 
You could ah... always just buy a crow bar at a hardware store and paint part of it red you know?
 
Who wants to form the SoCal resistance?

Btw, no setting up checkpoints in barns.
 
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