It's Que's "Pick someone to hug" thread!

[Tagaziel]

My brother for awesomeness.

Angela Merkel for her sexy voice.​

 

[Asknoone]

Jack Thompson. Because I can stab him in the back.

 

[Dog--]

*looks at thread*

It's alive! It's Alive!



No one has hugged my penis, yet...

 

[Polaris]

Gabe Newell and Stephanie from Lazytown.

 

[Beerdude26]

Gabe Newell, while proclaiming "You da MAN "

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Amelie, yeah. Very, very good movie.

Also I want to hug everyone because I'm DRUNK LOL

Like, dude I like, dude...Dude I like SOOO totally love you man. Like, T FOR TOTALLY DUDE! *hugs*

I'd like to hug a really good friend of mine and before Dave and Alex say anything...Shut the **** up. Just shut your little whore mouths, k? I know where you two are gonna go with this. SHUT IT.

 

[Que-Ever]

Oh wow.

I pick my friend who has been giving me lots of hugs lately, to give a hug.

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

Anonymous - the many faces of 4chan

Jessica Alba - Yes, yes.

Bacon, eggs, cheese - With mah teeth!

 

[CyberPitz]

Jessica Alba - Duh.
Vegeta - Because he's always so hateful towards me
Munro - For being so....so...pointy haired.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Jessica Alba - Ass.

 

[Que-Ever]

I would hug Jessica Alba's ass with my face.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I would hug Jessica Alba's crotchular area with my crotch.

 

[Krynn72]

I would hug Jessica Alba's face with my ass.

 

[taviow]

Why not hug this lovely person?

 

[Ennui]

I would hug Princess Jasmine from Aladdin and Natalie Portman.

 

[McGooTheWise]

As before, Jessica Alba, and she looks cute in the new movie she's in. But, she'd look better with my di- ... Nvm...
Then a certain girl in my school >>
then Me kitteh, Pumpkin.

 

[Stigmata]

I would hug Jessica Alba's penis with my vagina.

 

[Qonfused]

I came.

10charcame

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I would hug Jessica Alba's penis with my vagina.

Do tell.

10lolchars

 

[McGooTheWise]

I would hug Jessica Alba's titties with my face.
Cause she wants to hug my face with her titties.

 

[Dog--]

I'd hug her -

Mouth with my penis
Crotch with my penis
Titties with my penis
Ass with my penis (definitely this one, if I could only choose one - this'd be it (no anal, though).

You can also replace penis with face on all those, too.

Sex-ay.

 

[Ennui]

Alright, I think it's fully established that we all want to have sex with Jessica Alba.

 

[Que-Ever]

I'd hug Ennui.

 

[Kula Meenur]

I'd hug you :naughty:

 

[Ennui]

I'd fu- hug you too.

 

[Stigmata]

I'd hug Valve.

 

[McGooTheWise]

I'd hug-YOUR MOM! O'_'o

Sorry... that was my... err... Turrets.

I'd hug my computer.

 

[Kula Meenur]

oh good loardy

i feel a shot of epic coming on in this threeead

 

[Ennui]

I was responding to Que but it applies to you too :naughty:

edits: ohshit, 14,000

 

[kineaesth]

I would hug this thread.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I would rape you all. Unfortunately, Munro has filed a restraining order.

 

[Tyguy]

I would give Chicago style hand jobs to every forum member

 

[Beerdude26]

Oh, and I'd hug Angry Lawyer aswell. <3

 

[Bad^Hat]

I would visit each and every one of you while you were asleep and leave super salty secret presents in your hair.

And if that's not love, I don't want to know what is.

 

[The Monkey]

I'd hug Bad^Hat

I love Bad^Hat

I want to have sex with Bad^Hat

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I would visit each and every one of you while you were asleep and leave super salty secret presents in your hair.

And if that's not love, I don't want to know what is.

Only Haddaway knows what love is. Or does he? D: