Its so hard to keep this Christmas hat on

Krynn72

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I just don't feel the Christmas joy anymore now that I just spent seven hundred dollars on plane tickets to fly home to my family. Gah, its taken me months to save that, all for a week's vacation.

I would have considered not going home this year, but that would mean I would need to spend all of christmas week by myself, here in Lameville Louisiana. Why the hell does travel have to be so damn expensive? And even worse, I have to go through a small Louisiana airport that doesnt even have real planes (they can travel from here to Texas, where I get an actual plane that can fly to Connecticut). God damn I hate this place.

So yeah thats my rant. Hey, when is everyone putting their christmas hats on?
 
Imma' do it first thing when December comes.
 
Day after Thanksgiving. It's been traditional in my family that that day is when all of the Christmas decorations go up.
 
Putting my Satan hat on, just in time for the holidays!

: (

I don't have a Christmas hat.
 
I just spent 50 quid on four different trains to take me to various awesome places within the next 3 weeks for Christmas. Back home for my birthday, down to London for an illustration agency/studio trip, off to a festival to see some old friends, Modest Mouse and a bunch of other cool bands then back home to see friends who are coming home from uni also and then Christmas.

50 quid! :D Shit is ****ing cool, yo. Love Christmas.
 
Where do you live where a ticket takes 700 bucks?

I did a round trip to Vegas for 200. \=
 
The holidays are not the same anymore around this age. Cousins grow up and move away, older family members get sick or die, and when you all happen to group together it doesn't feel quite the same.
 
Then you come to the realisation that this must be exactly how all of your older relatives always feel at every Christmas. Ouch.
 
Where do you live where a ticket takes 700 bucks?

I did a round trip to Vegas for 200. \=

Might be expensive if you buy them late.

I bought my plane tickets a couple of months ago, to come and leave on Tuesdays - the cheapest day possible. It was ~$250.
 
FOUND IT YEEEEEARGH. Alternatively, would anyone be willing to make a christmas hatt'd version of Inspector Zenigata? Too ****ing lazy to do it.

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Krynn you should just drive up to my place and have Christmas with me you queer.
 
**** Christmas. I go to school on its eve.
 
Yea no one celebrates Christmas around here anymore, we just go about business as usual, but I can guarantee we'll start it up again because my nephew and my sister moved in, and he's 2 so he still needs Christmas. Well atleast I'm gonna get him something.. What do 2 year olds like?
 
:D;(:D

I love you so much. I am forever in your debt!
Dress up like an 8 year old asian girl in skin tight leather with a cat tail and cat ears with pocky sticking out of your asshole and two Lucky Star figurines in your hands and you're set.


Also scream "death to America ching chong nip nong noodlenong ning vietnam ching chong nong glorious nipponese nation crush capitalist america chong noodle ramen" in a very high pitched voice that is not of this earthly dimension.
 
Dress up like an 8 year old asian girl in skin tight leather with a cat tail and cat ears with pocky sticking out of your asshole and two Lucky Star figurines in your hands and you're set.


Also scream "death to America ching chong nip nong noodlenong ning vietnam ching chong nong glorious nipponese nation crush capitalist america chong noodle ramen" in a very high pitched voice that is not of this earthly dimension.
:D;(:D

I love you so much. I am forever in your debt!
 
Dress up like an 8 year old asian girl in skin tight leather with a cat tail and cat ears with pocky sticking out of your asshole and two Lucky Star figurines in your hands and you're set.


Also scream "death to America ching chong nip nong noodlenong ning vietnam ching chong nong glorious nipponese nation crush capitalist america chong noodle ramen" in a very high pitched voice that is not of this earthly dimension.

I think you just killed vegeta by giving him a boner that sucked all the blood from his brain.

CyberPitz said:
Where do you live where a ticket takes 700 bucks?

I did a round trip to Vegas for 200. \=

Round trip from northern Louisiana to Connecticut. I'd almost rather drive the 23 hours.
 
Dress up like an 8 year old asian girl in skin tight leather with a cat tail and cat ears with pocky sticking out of your asshole and two Lucky Star figurines in your hands and you're set.


Also scream "death to America ching chong nip nong noodlenong ning vietnam ching chong nong glorious nipponese nation crush capitalist america chong noodle ramen" in a very high pitched voice that is not of this earthly dimension.
i want to spit on your naked back while i fix the brakes on my van and then i want to sit in an office and pour hot coffee on are chodas
 
they should make underground conveyor belts you can just lay on that travel super fast...or they should have some type of human safe trebuchet that just flings you across huge distances onto a large inflatable landing zone.
 
Or they should make some kind of thing that lifts off of the ground, and goes straight to the destination, and since its in the air it doesn't have the normal obstacles a ground vehicle would have.
 
Don't you mean the Holidays? I'm suing you.
 
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