it's Stern's "Pick someone to beat the crap out of" thread

[CptStern]

Ok in this thread we post people (no community members please) to beat the living snot out of ..of course it's hypothetical so lets try to keep this tongue in cheek and less than serious


I'd pick a combination of:

Ann Coulter
Bill Oreilly
Celine Dion
Tom cruise

in that order

also can pick weapons as well ..I choose brass knuckles

 

[Tyguy]

Rosie O'Donnell
Bush
Ghandi

and I would use:

 

[CptStern]

ewww ghandi's been dead for years ...beating rotting corpse seems kinda silly dontcha think?

 

[Dog--]

People:

Fran Drescher
Paris Hilton



Weapon:

Yes, I'm old-skool.

 

[CptStern]

nothing like an old fashioned log beating to stir up warm memories

 

[HunterSeeker]

GWB
Kim Jong Ill
Ann Coulter
Bill O'Reiley
All african warlords
The idiot that holds extremly loud parties at 4 a.m. in the middle of the week.

I would use a chainsaw. Or Broadsword, and yes they would die. The world would be better without these people, and a nonviolent soloution does not appear to be reasonable.

 

[JNightshade]

Fred Phelps. I would wear gloves with buckshot in the knuckles (for added heft), and I would literally punch him into the face until I started hitting concrete.

 

[Yorick]

Uwe Boll.

With a goddamn train.

 

[Tyguy]

so far i have the bestest weapon!

come on people, the world is your proverbial oyster

 

[MJ12]

Rosie O'Donnell
Bush
Ghandi

Ghandi rocks more than limestone

 

[CptStern]

Fred Phelps. I would wear gloves with buckshot in the knuckles (for added heft), and I would literally punch him into the face until I started hitting concrete.

here ya go

much more comfortable

 

[CptStern]

so far i have the bestest weapon!

come on people, the world is your proverbial oyster

you may have the most effective weapon but also the least satisfying ..I mean you cant get close enough to look at the expression on their faces as the missile turns them into a fine mist

 

[Tyguy]

you may have the most effective weapon but also the least satisfying ..I mean you cant get close enough to look at the expression on their faces as the missile turns them into a fine mist

thats where your wrong...I would put their mouths at one end of the barrels, and pour gasoline down it into their throats...then i would fire a blank therefore lighting there faces on fire, tie a rope to the end of their feet, attach it to a missile, and they go for a ride

Least satisfying, i think NOT

 

[Asknoone]

Paris Hilton:

George Lucas:

Michael Bay:

 

[CptStern]

I think i love you Samon ...that was absolutely beautiful /me wipes tear from eye

 

[Asknoone]

For the greater good.

 

[CyberPitz]

Bill O'Reily
George W Bush
Paris Hilton

I'd probably use a knife, and give them MANY MANY paper cuts.....

 

[phantomdesign]

Subject: Jack Thompson
Weapon: Mental Torture by Murder Simulators

 

[Gunner]

Ahmadinejad:

Ann Coulter:

Bill O'Reilly:

 

[Asknoone]

Oh, I forgot Jack Thompson:

 

[mastag]

ann coulter

rush limbaugh.

karl rove.

50 cent.


biological weapons.

 

[Dog--]

Here is another for Jack Thompson (Who I mistakingly forgot).

But pretend he is hanging by his PENIS!

/evil music duh-nuh-nuh! duh-nuh-nuh!

*pinky to mouth*

Muhaha

MUHaha

MUHAHAHA..






This thread is fun.

 

[The Monkey]

Most rappers
Michael Jackson
Ann Coulter
The pope

Weapon:

 

[Que-Ever]

I'll take ya all on.

I actually have a bat like that, that I wrote "pwnin' stick" on. I'm such a nerd.

 

[Krynn72]

Who?:

Any and all evangicals, religious extremists, bigots and fundamentalists.


Also, Uwe Boll.

With what?:

 

[DEATHMASTER]

lol Cici's, that place rules.

 

[Krynn72]

5 bucks for all you can eat pizza and infinite refills?


F*CK YEAH!

 

[CptStern]

I can already feel the heartburn


quality fellas not quantity

 

[Que-Ever]

This... CiCi's sounds holy. Locations?

 

[phantomdesign]

This... CiCi's sounds holy. Locations?

More like "Holy Crap" a.k.a. Diahorea

 

[Que-Ever]

I'd rather have diarrhoeiera than pay fifteen bucks for a domino's "large" that's 10 inches across :|

 

[Acepilotf14]

Hit in Jack Thompson with a pokemon card.

ENDLESS PAPER CUTS.

 

[MiccyNarc]

Bush
Clinton
Guiliani
Uwe Boll
A bunch of others

With:
My ****ing fists.

 

[jverne]

All religious nuts, useless people like Paris Hilton & CO. all self aware (free choice) retards!


Weapon:

i'll leave the method up to your imagination. for people that do not know what's that, it's a metal removal machine.

 

[mindless_moder]

Person : Kent Hovind .
Method : Death by bible bashing .

 

[xcellerate]

And without hesitation I say....

 

[co05]

That ****ing Geico lizard who thinks he's so smart.

I'd pour Draino all over that ****er. ( if he was real D: )

 

[Krynn72]

This... CiCi's sounds holy. Locations?

http://www.cicispizza.com/

And yesh, you shit a good deal afterwards... but its damn worth it. 5 bucks and you are set for the whole day.

 

[Marinmald]

george bush
paris hilton
jack thompson
religious zealots
there are so many, but those are the ones that stand out right now.

my choice of weapon: fire, because everyone enjoys a nice camp fire, even if it is screaming.

 

[Adabiviak]

Colonel Limbaugh
In the Conservatory
With the wrench