Jintor
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You'll never know it when you meet him. Anybody you shake hands with could be Darkseid.
ITT: The 90s
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You'll never know it when you meet him. Anybody you shake hands with could be Darkseid.
Darkside55
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You probably have shaken hands with me. Several times.
Anyway,
CHILDREN OF THE NINETIES
In all the pages of this thread not a single one of you has mentioned Legends of the Hidden Temple. To make up for this gross oversight, you must retrieve the terracotta warrior from Pi Mu Rho's avatar, who I'm pretty damn sure is General Guan Yu.
You could start by climbing through the ledges, and climbing down into The Pit. Then, race into the Laser Light Room, where there is always a fucking temple guard camping, waiting to make you shit those cargo shorts we provided you. From there, you could head into the Jester's Court. Press yourself against the wall in ridiculous positions to gain entry into the DARK FOREST. Break through the wall, ride the elevator up the mineshaft into the room of The Secret Password. Find the tablet and speak the password, then head into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey.
You will never escape from this room. You are far too stupid to put this puzzle together even though there are only three pieces. Either time will run out or a temple guard will molest you. It is not even worth explaining how to finish the maze from this point.
THE CHOICES ARE YOURS AND YOURS ALONE.
Anyway,
CHILDREN OF THE NINETIES
In all the pages of this thread not a single one of you has mentioned Legends of the Hidden Temple. To make up for this gross oversight, you must retrieve the terracotta warrior from Pi Mu Rho's avatar, who I'm pretty damn sure is General Guan Yu.
You could start by climbing through the ledges, and climbing down into The Pit. Then, race into the Laser Light Room, where there is always a fucking temple guard camping, waiting to make you shit those cargo shorts we provided you. From there, you could head into the Jester's Court. Press yourself against the wall in ridiculous positions to gain entry into the DARK FOREST. Break through the wall, ride the elevator up the mineshaft into the room of The Secret Password. Find the tablet and speak the password, then head into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey.
You will never escape from this room. You are far too stupid to put this puzzle together even though there are only three pieces. Either time will run out or a temple guard will molest you. It is not even worth explaining how to finish the maze from this point.
THE CHOICES ARE YOURS AND YOURS ALONE.
